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bomccarthy -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/6/2019 11:12:04 PM)

Faster ****cat! Kill! Kill! (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059170/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1) - I don't why Matrix censors part of that title. You can't even post the title of the hit Tom Jones song.

Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071650/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0)




nicwb -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/6/2019 11:49:21 PM)

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OK how about an old Classic - "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" ?

Or better still something seasonal, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" ?


Excellent suggestions. However, 'Santa Clause Conquers the Martian Killer Tomatoes' would have been even better. One can only wonder why the director overlooked this possibility.



Don't know - maybe they're hunting for cross-over financing ?

In the meantime how about -"To Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar."

Hmmm...Julie Newmar is (was?) a real person. I hope they ran it by some lawyers first.


Yep - you may recall her as Catwoman from the 1960's TV series Batman. As for lawyers - well I guess - however she appears in the movie cast list so I guess all was well.



Zorch -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/7/2019 12:02:28 AM)

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Faster ****cat! Kill! Kill! (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059170/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1) - I don't why Matrix censors part of that title. You can't even post the title of the hit Tom Jones song.

Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071650/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0)


[8|] I'll have to take those titles under advisement, as the list has grown well past 10 titles. Which ones would you remove?



Titanwarrior89 -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/7/2019 12:35:59 AM)

The Attack of the Fifty Foot Women. According to scale, I wonder if she would have 3' poop.[:-] Just saying.[X(]



Chickenboy -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/7/2019 1:50:22 AM)

In my college days, I bought a bunch of discount bin movies of....ahem...adult themes for Christmas gifts for my war gaming cabal. My favorite title from that bunch was "Indiana Joan and the black hole of Mamoo". I was told that the movie wasn't very good. [:D]



Titanwarrior89 -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/7/2019 1:57:27 AM)

You were told! Yea right.[X(][:-][8|][:D]



Orm -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/9/2019 2:16:43 PM)

Here are a 10 new contenders.

Chopper Chicks in Zombietown

Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

Zombie Strippers

I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle

Zombeavers

Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama

Mostly Ghostly: Who Let the Ghosts Out?



Zorch -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/9/2019 2:41:44 PM)


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Here are a 10 new contenders.

Chopper Chicks in Zombietown Brings a new meaning to 'Zed's dead'.

Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead Too Much Information.

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers Is this a sequel to Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead They're Here! George Romero and Steven Speilberg sue

Zombie Strippers Needs another adjective or two. Revenge of the Alien Zombie Strippers?

I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle With a warranty that lives forever?

Zombeavers Zombeavers Build Werewolf Dam?

Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse With Girl Scout Cookies?

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama A slippery subject

Mostly Ghostly: Who Let the Ghosts Out? All the ones trapped by the Ghostbusters escape

My, my! So many great titles! Thank you for contributing. My thoughts in red.



warspite1 -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/10/2019 5:39:05 AM)


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Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers Is this a sequel to Texas Chainsaw Massacre?


My, my! So many great titles! Thank you for contributing. My thoughts in red.

warspite1

No. This was the sequel to Miracle on 34th Street. Obviously. Duh.



Gilmer -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/15/2019 5:37:55 AM)

Here's a couple.....one's a classic... oh what the hell am I saying??? BOTH are classics!!!!!

1. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
2. Big Trouble in Little China
3. Thrown in for laughs - "The Mouse that Roared".

#s 1 and 3 are Peter Sellers, so now you know they are really good. Sellers plays more than 1 part in each of the movies.



Zorch -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/15/2019 12:30:31 PM)

Thanks to audience participation, we have assembled a list of the most bizarre movie titles of all time that are not coming to your local matinee. Contributors are entitled to a free rental of their choice at Blockbuster Video.

Please vote for your one favorite title.

1. Nude Nuns With Big Guns
2. Satan's School For Girls
3. Snakes on a Plane
4. Mars Wants Women
5. They Saved Hitler's Brain
6. Surf Nazis Must Die
7. Hobo With a Shotgun
8. Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
9. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
10. A Complete History of My Sexual Failures

11. Call Girl of Cthulhu
12. Killer Clowns from Outer Space
13. The Assault of the Killer Bimbos
14. Teenage Cat Girls in Heat
15. Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia
16. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
17. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
18. To Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar
19. The Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman
20. Chopper Chicks in Zombietown

21. Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead
22. Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
23. Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
24. Zombie Strippers
25. I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
26. Zombeavers
27. Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
28. Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama
29. Mostly Ghostly: Who Let the Ghosts Out?
30. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

31. Big Trouble in Little China
32. The Mouse that Roared



Kuokkanen -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/15/2019 6:43:12 PM)

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Please vote for your one favorite title.

14. Teenage Cat Girls in Heat

Needs anime adaptation of hentai variety [;)]



sPzAbt653 -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/18/2019 3:37:29 AM)

You bunch of slobs missed this one:


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Zorch -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/18/2019 5:23:13 AM)


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You bunch of slobs missed this one:


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Alas, I do not see how the title 'Operation Snatch' can be perceived as horrible, weird, exotic, or bizarre. Please enlighten me...



warspite1 -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/18/2019 5:25:45 AM)


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Thanks to audience participation, we have assembled a list of the most bizarre movie titles of all time that are not coming to your local matinee. Contributors are entitled to a free rental of their choice at Blockbuster Video.

Please vote for your one favorite title.

1. Nude Nuns With Big Guns
2. Satan's School For Girls
3. Snakes on a Plane
4. Mars Wants Women
5. They Saved Hitler's Brain
6. Surf Nazis Must Die
7. Hobo With a Shotgun
8. Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
9. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
10. A Complete History of My Sexual Failures

11. Call Girl of Cthulhu
12. Killer Clowns from Outer Space
13. The Assault of the Killer Bimbos
14. Teenage Cat Girls in Heat
15. Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia
16. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
17. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
18. To Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar
19. The Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman
20. Chopper Chicks in Zombietown

21. Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead
22. Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
23. Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
24. Zombie Strippers
25. I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
26. Zombeavers
27. Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
28. Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama
29. Mostly Ghostly: Who Let the Ghosts Out?
30. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

31. Big Trouble in Little China
32. The Mouse that Roared

warspite1

I wasn't going to vote as my choice - Pearl Harbor - was left out. But I recognise that people fought and died for the democratic right to vote and so I'm not going to let my forefathers down - particularly over such an important topic.

I'm placing my vote with No.1.



Rebel Yell -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/18/2019 5:29:58 AM)

Because of the time of year, I'll have to go with Santa Claus conquers the Martians.



warspite1 -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/18/2019 5:48:23 AM)

Wow Zorch! That's 3 votes in three days, that is on a par with the voting rate of the Australian Beauties competitions. Do you want to borrow the AB Super computer for compiling the votes as they come in? If so please submit the request, in triplicate, on the standard form 4b (2015 revised addition) together with addendum c, and post to the Bureau of the Central Committee of the Australian Beauties Organisation. Please ensure the envelope is marked for the attention of the Voting Sub Committee. Upon receipt a special plenary session may be called to discuss your request. Please allow 6 months for a response.



Zorch -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/18/2019 12:12:05 PM)

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Wow Zorch! That's 3 votes in three days, that is on a par with the voting rate of the Australian Beauties competitions. Do you want to borrow the AB Super computer for compiling the votes as they come in? If so please submit the request, in triplicate, on the standard form 4b (2015 revised addition) together with addendum c, and post to the Bureau of the Central Committee of the Australian Beauties Organisation. Please ensure the envelope is marked for the attention of the Voting Sub Committee. Upon receipt a special plenary session may be called to discuss your request. Please allow 6 months for a response.

I'm sorry; your reply did not have the proper salutation and accordingly has been routed to the Undead Letter Office (ULO). Please allow 2 to 3 lifetimes for an answer.

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Zorch -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/18/2019 12:15:02 PM)


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Because of the time of year, I'll have to go with Santa Claus conquers the Martians.

Your vote has been duly recorded. However, I must note that 'Santa Claus Conquers the Zombie Vampire Teenage Mutant Ninja Martians' would have been a shoe-in for victory.



Rebel Yell -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/18/2019 11:09:57 PM)

Indeed. [;)]



nicwb -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/19/2019 9:00:11 AM)

Wait...what ? There's a vote !?! I thought the point of the thread was so that Zorch could work out his holiday viewing schedule.



Zorch -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/19/2019 10:53:11 AM)


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Wait...what ? There's a vote !?! I thought the point of the thread was so that Zorch could work out his holiday viewing schedule.

Yes...your vote will determine the quality of my holiday viewing. Or lack thereof.



RFalvo69 -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/19/2019 1:17:49 PM)

After what I just saw, you can put "The Rise of Skywalker" in that list [8|]

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Zorch -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/19/2019 2:00:20 PM)


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After what I just saw, you can put "The Rise of Skywalker" in that list [8|]

[image]https://www.gamereactor.pl/media/33/najnowszyzwiastunrise_2943333.jpg[/image]

I'm sorry; but films qualify for the list based on their title, not by quality (or lack thereof). 'The Rise of the Werewolf Undead Bambi-Killing Skywalker' would have made the list.



sPzAbt653 -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/19/2019 4:18:45 PM)

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I do not see how the title 'Operation Snatch' can be perceived as horrible, weird, exotic, or bizarre.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Snatch



Orm -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/19/2019 7:49:31 PM)

I vote for Cannibal Nazis and the Killer Teenage Cat Girls With a Shotgun Conquers the Martians.


And, if for some reason, that title is disallowed for voting, then I will vote for Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.



Zorch -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/19/2019 7:53:51 PM)


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I do not see how the title 'Operation Snatch' can be perceived as horrible, weird, exotic, or bizarre.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Snatch

A double entendre is good but by itself does not cut the mustard for the very high standards of the List. Thank you for playing; you will receive a consolation prize via snail mail.



Zorch -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/19/2019 7:59:01 PM)


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I vote for Cannibal Nazis and the Killer Teenage Cat Girls With a Shotgun Conquers the Martians.


And, if for some reason, that title is disallowed for voting, then I will vote for Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.

Alas, a search of IMDB has failed to locate either of these superlative titles. They must be Swedish adult films, which are in a separate category.
Thank you for playing; you get to choose your prize: lutefisk or pickled herring.



Orm -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/19/2019 8:35:15 PM)

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I vote for Cannibal Nazis and the Killer Teenage Cat Girls With a Shotgun Conquers the Martians.


And, if for some reason, that title is disallowed for voting, then I will vote for Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.

Alas, a search of IMDB has failed to locate either of these superlative titles. They must be Swedish adult films, which are in a separate category.
Thank you for playing; you get to choose your prize: lutefisk or pickled herring.

Well, no wonder you missed the first one since I used the titles listed above to compose them into a better title.

But the second one is in your list, and should be a legitimate film. Apparently there was some ruckus before the premier...


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poultrygeist:_Night_of_the_Chicken_Dead
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462485/

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Zorch -> RE: Favorite Film Titles (12/19/2019 9:05:07 PM)


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I vote for Cannibal Nazis and the Killer Teenage Cat Girls With a Shotgun Conquers the Martians.

And, if for some reason, that title is disallowed for voting, then I will vote for Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.

Alas, a search of IMDB has failed to locate either of these superlative titles. They must be Swedish adult films, which are in a separate category.
Thank you for playing; you get to choose your prize: lutefisk or pickled herring.

Well, no wonder you missed the first one since I used the titles listed above to compose them into a better title.

But the second one is in your list, and should be a legitimate film. Apparently there was some ruckus before the premier...


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poultrygeist:_Night_of_the_Chicken_Dead
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462485/

[image]local://upfiles/29130/D800DB7101F5471097457BE9874A5952.jpg[/image]

[image]local://upfiles/29130/0B56C5C89E92454E8B265B7C9AF065DA.jpg[/image]

You are quite correct; I sit corrected. Must be from watching too many Swedish lutefisk documentaries.
Maybe people would object less to turkey instead of chicken?



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