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Chickenboy -> RE: Did Someone Report a Moderator Problem? (4/3/2020 8:32:14 PM)
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Make sure you get tested and donate blood if you are a recoveree!!...assuming you can give blood.
Plasmapharesis. It's his immunoglobulins they might want.
I heard that that's just a ruse to get your mitochondrians. They are collecting them to inject into some guy named Annikan. His nickname is "Darth". Sounds like a real nerdy type ...
That's midichlorians. Under a microscope they look like a chlorine molecule in .MIDI format.
That nonsense back in "Phantom Menace" turned me off of the Star Wars franchise forevermore. Well, that and Jar-Jar Binks. [X(]
I immediately sought answers to important questions, since they were going off script. Can mitichlorians be synsthesized in a laboratory? Can one get periodic transfusions of mitichlorians to boost their force powers? How are they transmitted by sexual reproduction (e.g., Darth's kids both got a bunch apiece apparently)? Apparently they are transmitted via either sperm or ova (or both?) directly to the next generation, so how does that work? If a Jedi got a transfusion from another Jedi, would that be a sufficient transfer of mitichlorians or are they host-adapted mitichlorians that aren't able to replicate in another host? Where did mitichlorians come from-their 'home planet' must be susceptible to mining or other harvesting expeditions by Sith or Jedi, right?
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