MonkeysBrain2 -> RE: The Great War 2.0 AAR For Kaiser and Fatherland memoirs of Max Hoffmann (6/4/2020 8:19:16 AM)
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Rat Patrol From El Arish Ataturk September 2nd, 1914 (Turn 6 beginn.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mustafa Kemal Ataturk was talking to assembled endless mass of Ottoman soldiers: "Soldiers! We are here to avenge the honor of Turkish people. And of our dear Sultan. And of our faith. So we proclaim JIHAD, a holy war against the Infidels. In this case those British, with awful food, cold and too hot water for their TEA, only good thing is The Clash and we Turks love The Clash, especially that number Sheriff dont like it.... LOL But soldiers I digress here so forgive me.... We march today to capture Suez canal because those British were actually stealing our dreadnoughts from our Sultan! ...in the distance you could hear endless mass of soldiers screaming "Alahh Oukkhbarrrrr..." "Our women sold their hair for those ships to be paid, our f..beauracrats gave one salary, and we introduced taxes on Bosphorous bridge to pay those ships! And British have STOLEN it from us! Arghhh! Arghhh! :) But, don't worry my soldiers, Kaiser has sent us GOLD and one powerful Battlecruiser "Goeben", and one modern light cruiser "Breslau". So Germans behaved like real Gentlemen, and we will enter the war ON THEIR SIDE. Those ships will soon attack Russian Black Sea Fleet... But, today we march on Suez, Ismaillia, Port Said... It is difficult march through Sinai desert, we must cross it fast and attack THOSE INFIDELS!!! We must be fast here.... GO MY SOLDIERS AND AVENGE OUR SULTANNNN....ARGH!" Soldiers... Soldiers.... "I DON'T ASK THAT YOU FIGHT FOR ME TODAY, BUT TO DIE FOR ME TODAY!!!" ...Soldiers "ATATURK.... ATATURK.... ALAH OUKHBARRRRRRRR ARGH::::" :) [image]local://upfiles/70602/338735E946774199A02F5EF0058645F6.jpg[/image]
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