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Taiko -> things I've learned (3/6/2004 4:43:54 AM)
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Scene - Inside Tako's head looking at Korsun pocket game.
Players
-Left Brain.. AKA.. Slow and steady
-Right Brain.. AKA.. Gung Ho Mo-Fo
Turn 1
Left brain "I think if we methodically reduce these forts we stand a chance at taking that VP by the end of turn 2"
Right Brain "I say we charge in and kill them all! Screw all this planning."
LB "How about we take it nice and orderly, with artillary barrages and flanking movements? Just for the first turn or so, ok?"
RB *Pouting* "Awww...you never let me have any fun. Ok, but when we break out I get to be in charge!"
LB (Rolls eye)
Turn 2
LB "Well, that went well. Only 1 bad roll in 10 and we'll probably get that VP this turn. Thats an extra 25 points."
RB (Taps foot inpatiently) "When are we gonna charge forward and crush those blasted krauts under our treads???"
LB "Will you stop being in such a hurry? Remember the last time you got in a hurry and almost ran over that old lady in the parking lot?"
RB "Thats exactly what we need to do with our tanks!!! only to these Germans!!!! Gimme the mouse!!!"
(Furious and spastic clicking) *click* *click* *click*
(Many russians die for the motherland, many germans laugh and mow then down)
RB "Well, thats didn't work so well. Stupid germans are just lucky"
LB sighs. "Perhaps if you had better than 1-1 odds and MAYBE used some artillery Herr Kommisar?"
(more to follow maybe)
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