pasternakski -> RE: Okay, we're dying here ... (10/6/2004 10:26:22 PM)
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Yeah, but I don't get no respect, you know? The other day I was looking at a used car, and I found my wife's purse in the back seat. My wife, now there's a good one. The other night we were making love. I said, "Honey, this is really good." She said, "Are you done yet?" I had a dream where I was a great Indian warrior. The tribe all loved me. Until they discovered half my scalps had a hole in the middle. One time I fell off a roof. Thought I was going to die. Mine was so boring, somebody else's life flashed before my eyes.
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