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fbastos -> Latest News: Leader Bug Affects US Sub! (1/9/2005 9:24:16 PM)
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The Pentagon has confirmed that suddently the commander of USS San Francisco was changed for the North Korean cook Ho-Hi-Hu, who thought the sub was a big can of sardines! This nefarious incident caused the submarine to run aground on Guam, after Ho-Hi-Hu ordered to prepare dinner with a Port wine at 60 degrees and the helmsman turned 60 degrees left!
While the Dept of Denfense wants to demote Ho-Hi-Hu from his acquired rank of Commander to Lt Commander under the alegation of poor performance while commanding cans of sardines, the Navy is reluctant to do that, arguing it would break the morale of the other commanders affected by the Leader Bug!
Someone send some WiTP maps to the Navy, as none of our subs run aground!
F.
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