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Sharkosaurus rex -> Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 3:04:17 PM)

Well my girlfriend and I were cruising the cold waters off Adelaide for the last week. But a big sign saying: BEACH CLOSED SHARK HAZARD has stopped any new customers coming our way. We were getting hungry. G/f says, "Why don't we go up to the Coral Sea for a holiday?"





photo of g/f. beauty may be in the eye of the beholder. but what if he's nearsighted?

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Raverdave -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 3:06:54 PM)

You have strange tastes in girls.



Sharkosaurus rex -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 3:07:32 PM)

We packed our bags and headed north. Luckily we found some food along the way. Humans are part of the seven basic food groups.

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wild_Willie2 -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 3:08:04 PM)

quote:

You have strange tastes in girls.


LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THE PECS ON THAT GIRL [:D][:D]



Sharkosaurus rex -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 3:12:06 PM)

Not all the other sharks were as fit as us. Some pensioner sharks get a lift with the fishing boats going north tooo. It's the only way they can make it to the resorts.

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Sharkosaurus rex -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 3:15:43 PM)

When we got the Sydney, there was an audition for the new JAWS V movie. I gave it my best shot, but didn't get the role. The director said I looked like a wet floopy fish!

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Speedysteve -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 3:19:52 PM)

I assume you have indepth conversations on the state of sea urchins and the quality of local Sea Bass? [:D]



Sharkosaurus rex -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 3:22:19 PM)

I was doing some singing up the Queensland coast. Those whales just make noise. I was disappointed that no one else was around to hear my operas. But no one should pass up their dreams so I kept on going.

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Sharkosaurus rex -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 3:23:39 PM)

My g/f needed a break.

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Sharkosaurus rex -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 3:27:37 PM)

And this old guy wasn't tooo pleased either. Talk about cranky. But being a shark isn't always sweetness amd sunlight. I say forget your hard feelings and just enjoy life. You never know when a boat is about to sink!

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Sharkosaurus rex -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 3:30:48 PM)

With the new health regulations ships have to have their country of origin clearly marked so us sharks don't get tooo much cholesterol. We like japanese ships ....

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Sharkosaurus rex -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 3:40:40 PM)

We made it to the Coral Sea. What a trip. OH NO! Miss Under Water World is here. Where do I look?
"Hi Sharkosaurus. Are you alone today?"
The perfect sacrifice. "No."

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Apollo11 -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 3:45:38 PM)

Hi all,

And everything ends somewhere... [;)]

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Leo "Apollo11"



Sharkosaurus rex -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 3:47:22 PM)

Well I got out of the one with only a few bruises.


Next we headed towards the reefs. The famous Thompson Twins were there! Only their mother can tell them apart! When we were in school they would always do a switcheroo and get into mischief. They even have the same scar!

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Sharkosaurus rex -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 3:52:26 PM)

That reminds me of my old school teacher. We called her No Nose. She made us work hard. Her favourite saying was:" The moment an animal enters the water it has become a target!"

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Sharkosaurus rex -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 3:56:39 PM)

Time to play in the sun. Being on the apex of the food chain is fun. What could go wrong today?

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Sharkosaurus rex -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 4:05:43 PM)

We all have Hammerhead Shark-phobia and stay well clear. Everything is meals-on-a-flipper to these guys. My mouth sagged and my eyes went wide and nervous. Luckily she past by without any problems.

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Sharkosaurus rex -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 4:13:43 PM)

Here's another old timer. He said he had to chew through his own arm that was caught in a net.

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Sharkosaurus rex -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 4:26:46 PM)

Here is the Huntress. She has got the part for the JAWS V movie. Make up is making sure everything looks right inside. This scene is called:"Good things come in small packages." A typical can opener act. She doesn't use a stunt-double.

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Sharkosaurus rex -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 4:33:06 PM)

All this food is making me hungry. We arch our backs when too many other sharks are around. You can tell I use the computer tooo much. I look a bit fat! Maybe I'll leave this silly lookin' fish alone.

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Sharkosaurus rex -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 4:42:47 PM)

Well time to head to the sand bar. My g/f came up to me and patted my fin. My nervous gaze found a small ship wreck up ahead. Ahhhh well that is a longer story.

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Nikademus -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 4:54:22 PM)

I figured i'd take advantage of this opportunity to ask these experts of the undersea experience. Happy FRIDAY!!!!!
[:'(]





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Terminus -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 4:54:56 PM)

TGI freakin-F!



Skyros -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 8:26:13 PM)

Remember Sharkosaurus - Fish are friends, not food!



jhdeerslayer -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 9:57:00 PM)

Sweet pic's!



usersatch -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 10:06:46 PM)

Rex...you have lost your mind!!!! [;)]

Looks like you had a great time down there. If you dont mind me asking, how much does a trip like that set you back?



marky -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/5/2005 10:25:48 PM)

very very good looking sharks and great pix[:)]


did u take those pix urself?




Sharkosaurus rex -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/8/2005 8:02:55 AM)

Disclaimer: No these are not my photos:(
I downloaded them when I was looking for a new aviator photo to replace the "I was here first" aviator. I thought I could make a story out of them.



marky -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/8/2005 8:30:07 AM)

lol

that would be cool if u had taken em

i wanna take a vacation like that and go shark diving[:D]



witpqs -> RE: Sharkosaurus rex's Coral Sea Holiday (8/8/2005 9:21:03 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sharkosaurus rex

Disclaimer: No these are not my photos:(

So, you're saying she's not your girlfriend?



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