RE: Thread

Matrix Games Forums

Forums Register Login Photo Gallery Member List Search Calendars FAQ

My Profile Inbox Address Book My Subscription My Forums Log Out

RE: Thread

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

Users viewing this topic: none

Printable Version

All Forums >> [Current Games From Matrix.] >> [World War II] >> War In The Pacific - Struggle Against Japan 1941 - 1945 >> The War Room >> RE: Thread

Page: << < prev 1052 1053 [1054] 1055 1056 next > >>

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

RE: Thread - 12/21/2006 11:55:48 PM

niceguy2005

Posts: 12523
Joined: 7/4/2005
From: Super secret hidden base
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

I don't want snow.� If we get too much and the Governor declares a state of emergency, then I come back to work in my dungeon whether I'm on leave or not. � So far there's none in the forecast, but we all know how accurate weatherman can be.� Also, that storm that's pummeling you guys is headed straight for me.

Yeah, the Govenor activated the Guard for this storm. They were really the only ones well enough equipped to move around in the snow. Emergency Response groups just didn't have enough snow vehicles to handle it all. The Guard spent the night rescuing people stuck in their cars, setting up emergency shelters and transporting supplies.

Denver had over 60 plows on the road last night and couldn't really do more than keep the interstates in the metro area open, along with a few major thoroughfares.

What's hard to believe is that the 2003 storm was worse. We got an additional 10" in about the same amount of time.

_____________________________

Artwork graciously provided by Dixie

(in reply to Mike Solli)

Post #: 31591

RE: L O G ! - 12/22/2006 12:03:26 AM

Onime No Kyo

Posts: 16842
Joined: 4/28/2004
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

quote:

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

Somebody get on the horn and summon the crew of Ark II.

We have a pitbull puppy with a tampon stuck up her bum. Maybe they can use the laser to get it out. Probably cheaper than the Vet.

I'll add this to the list of most unique calls to recieve while at work.

That puppy may not be smart enough to make it to adulthood.

But the sheer indestructability will make up for it, I'm sure.

_____________________________

"Mighty is the Thread! Great are its works and insane are its inhabitants!" -Brother Mynok

(in reply to niceguy2005)

Post #: 31592

The Thread!!! - 12/22/2006 12:04:16 AM

Terminus

Posts: 41459
Joined: 4/23/2005
From: Denmark
Status: offline

Well, pit bulls are sturdy... and dim...

_____________________________

We are all dreams of the Giant Space Butterfly.

(in reply to Onime No Kyo)

Post #: 31593

RE: The Thread!!! - 12/22/2006 12:05:08 AM

Onime No Kyo

Posts: 16842
Joined: 4/28/2004
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Sorry, I'm afraid it'll eat my book collection...

Is that what he calls his collection of nudie magazines now?

_____________________________

"Mighty is the Thread! Great are its works and insane are its inhabitants!" -Brother Mynok

(in reply to Terminus)

Post #: 31594

RE: The Thread!!! - 12/22/2006 12:06:10 AM

Onime No Kyo

Posts: 16842
Joined: 4/28/2004
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

Woohoo! The snow removal elves visited my house already. Looks like one of my neighbors shoveled my walk also.

Now you owe him a 6-pack.

_____________________________

"Mighty is the Thread! Great are its works and insane are its inhabitants!" -Brother Mynok

(in reply to niceguy2005)

Post #: 31595

RE: The Thread!!! - 12/22/2006 12:08:54 AM

Onime No Kyo

Posts: 16842
Joined: 4/28/2004
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Dixie

quote:

ORIGINAL: scott1964

Dixie
How much snow do you want? We can send you around 24 inches your way.�

Enough that I can'y go to work? Just send it to 'Dixie c/o the RAF' We've had jets circling for 4-5 hours todau waiting for the fog to disperse enough to land.

Gee, and I complained about my commute.

_____________________________

"Mighty is the Thread! Great are its works and insane are its inhabitants!" -Brother Mynok

(in reply to Dixie)

Post #: 31596

RE: L O G ! - 12/22/2006 12:10:24 AM

Nikademus

Posts: 25684
Joined: 5/27/2000
From: Alien spacecraft
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

But the sheer indestructability will make up for it, I'm sure.

We shall see......Indestructable Pitbull is currently on her way to the vet.....tampon still stuck in her butt....and reportedly not feeling well. My suggestion was to blow up a paper bag, step behind her and pop it......scaring the sh_......er, "Tampon" out of her.

_____________________________

(in reply to Onime No Kyo)

Post #: 31597

RE: Log! - 12/22/2006 12:11:14 AM

Onime No Kyo

Posts: 16842
Joined: 4/28/2004
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

I don't want snow.� If we get too much and the Governor declares a state of emergency, then I come back to work in my dungeon whether I'm on leave or not. � So far there's none in the forecast, but we all know how accurate weatherman can be.� Also, that storm that's pummeling you guys is headed straight for me.

Go to colorado....that way you can tell him all the flights are grounded....if you want me to come to work, come pick me up yourself.

_____________________________

"Mighty is the Thread! Great are its works and insane are its inhabitants!" -Brother Mynok

(in reply to Mike Solli)

Post #: 31598

LOG! - 12/22/2006 12:11:19 AM

Nikademus

Posts: 25684
Joined: 5/27/2000
From: Alien spacecraft
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Dixie

The Thread shall rule, stop this 'Log' malarky...

No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!"

Attachment (1)

_____________________________

(in reply to Dixie)

Post #: 31599

RE: L O G ! - 12/22/2006 12:13:16 AM

Onime No Kyo

Posts: 16842
Joined: 4/28/2004
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

quote:

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

But the sheer indestructability will make up for it, I'm sure.

We shall see......Indestructable Pitbull is currently on her way to the vet.....tampon still stuck in her butt....and reportedly not feeling well. My suggestion was to blow up a paper bag, step behind her and pop it......scaring the sh_......er, "Tampon" out of her.

Or it could explode if the exit route is corked up well enough.

_____________________________

"Mighty is the Thread! Great are its works and insane are its inhabitants!" -Brother Mynok

(in reply to Nikademus)

Post #: 31600

RE: The Thread!!! - 12/22/2006 12:14:31 AM

Terminus

Posts: 41459
Joined: 4/23/2005
From: Denmark
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

quote:

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Sorry, I'm afraid it'll eat my book collection...

Is that what he calls his collection of nudie magazines now?

No, that's what I call my collection of reference books that are occupying non-canine safe bottom shelves.

_____________________________

We are all dreams of the Giant Space Butterfly.

(in reply to Onime No Kyo)

Post #: 31601

RE: Log! - 12/22/2006 12:17:08 AM

Mike Solli

Posts: 15792
Joined: 10/18/2000
From: the flight deck of the Zuikaku
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

I don't want snow.� If we get too much and the Governor declares a state of emergency, then I come back to work in my dungeon whether I'm on leave or not. � So far there's none in the forecast, but we all know how accurate weatherman can be.� Also, that storm that's pummeling you guys is headed straight for me.

Go to colorado....that way you can tell him all the flights are grounded....if you want me to come to work, come pick me up yourself.

Hmm, now there's an idea.

(in reply to Onime No Kyo)

Post #: 31602

RE: Log! - 12/22/2006 12:19:50 AM

Mike Solli

Posts: 15792
Joined: 10/18/2000
From: the flight deck of the Zuikaku
Status: offline

Well, I'm unofficially done with work even though I'm not really off the hook for another 40 minutes. My boss loved the drivel, er.... data I spent the last week + generating for him. Now I'll pass my drivel on to you group of fine gents until the night shift shows up.

(in reply to Mike Solli)

Post #: 31603

RE: The Thread!!! - 12/22/2006 12:21:20 AM

Onime No Kyo

Posts: 16842
Joined: 4/28/2004
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Terminus

quote:

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

quote:

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Sorry, I'm afraid it'll eat my book collection...

Is that what he calls his collection of nudie magazines now?

No, that's what I call my collection of reference books that are occupying non-canine safe bottom shelves.

Move those to the top shelf, and replace them with your woman's collection of romance novels, the dog wont eat those anyway (although it might make it throw up a few times)

_____________________________

"Mighty is the Thread! Great are its works and insane are its inhabitants!" -Brother Mynok

(in reply to Terminus)

Post #: 31604

RE: The Thread - 12/22/2006 12:22:37 AM

Dixie

Posts: 10303
Joined: 3/10/2006
From: UK
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

quote:

ORIGINAL: Dixie

The Thread shall rule, stop this 'Log' malarky...

No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!"

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Attachment (1)

< Message edited by Dixie -- 12/22/2006 12:31:57 AM >

_____________________________

Bigger boys stole my sig

(in reply to Nikademus)

Post #: 31605

RE: The Thread!!! - 12/22/2006 12:23:41 AM

Mynok

Posts: 12108
Joined: 11/30/2002
Status: offline

quote:

Move those to the top shelf, and replace them with your woman's collection of romance novels, the dog wont eat those anyway (although it might make it throw up a few times)

Don't got through all that trouble. Just put a well-soil...er...stocked litter box or three in front of your bookshelves.

< Message edited by Mynok -- 12/22/2006 12:32:56 AM >

(in reply to Onime No Kyo)

Post #: 31606

RE: The Thread!!! - 12/22/2006 12:23:45 AM

Mike Solli

Posts: 15792
Joined: 10/18/2000
From: the flight deck of the Zuikaku
Status: offline

Well, its raining in buckets in central Ohio now. My wife's plan on dragging the kids and I to the zoo to see their Christmas lights just went down the tubes. Hopefully, there'll be a turn in the in box waiting for me.

(in reply to Onime No Kyo)

Post #: 31607

RE: Log! - 12/22/2006 12:23:57 AM

Onime No Kyo

Posts: 16842
Joined: 4/28/2004
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

Well, I'm unofficially done with work even though I'm not really off the hook for another 40 minutes.� My boss loved the drivel, er.... data I spent the last week + generating for him.� Now I'll pass my drivel on to you group of fine gents until the night shift shows up.

_____________________________

"Mighty is the Thread! Great are its works and insane are its inhabitants!" -Brother Mynok

(in reply to Mike Solli)

Post #: 31608

RE: The Thread!!! - 12/22/2006 12:27:16 AM

Onime No Kyo

Posts: 16842
Joined: 4/28/2004
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mynok

quote:

Move those to the top shelf, and replace them with your woman's collection of romance novels, the dog wont eat those anyway (although it might make it throw up a few times)

Don't got through all that trouble. Just put a well-soil...er...stocked litter box or three in front of your bookshelves.

The calulation being that it will be full (of it) by the time it gets to the books?

_____________________________

"Mighty is the Thread! Great are its works and insane are its inhabitants!" -Brother Mynok

(in reply to Mynok)

Post #: 31609

RE: The Thread!!! - 12/22/2006 12:29:19 AM

Terminus

Posts: 41459
Joined: 4/23/2005
From: Denmark
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
Move those to the top shelf, and replace them with your woman's collection of romance novels, the dog wont eat those anyway (although it might make it throw up a few times)

She doesn't read romance novels...

_____________________________

We are all dreams of the Giant Space Butterfly.

(in reply to Onime No Kyo)

Post #: 31610

RE: The Thread!!! - 12/22/2006 12:34:50 AM

Dixie

Posts: 10303
Joined: 3/10/2006
From: UK
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Terminus

quote:

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
Move those to the top shelf, and replace them with your woman's collection of romance novels, the dog wont eat those anyway (although it might make it throw up a few times)

She doesn't read romance novels...

Famous Five books?

_____________________________

Bigger boys stole my sig

(in reply to Terminus)

Post #: 31611

RE: The Thread!!! - 12/22/2006 12:35:04 AM

Mynok

Posts: 12108
Joined: 11/30/2002
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mynok

quote:

Move those to the top shelf, and replace them with your woman's collection of romance novels, the dog wont eat those anyway (although it might make it throw up a few times)

Don't got through all that trouble. Just put a well-soil...er...stocked litter box or three in front of your bookshelves.

The calulation being that it will be full (of it) by the time it gets to the books?

Yeppers.....my you're quick on the uptake these days.....the break did you good.

(in reply to Onime No Kyo)

Post #: 31612

RE: The Thread!!! - 12/22/2006 12:35:53 AM

Onime No Kyo

Posts: 16842
Joined: 4/28/2004
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Terminus

quote:

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
Move those to the top shelf, and replace them with your woman's collection of romance novels, the dog wont eat those anyway (although it might make it throw up a few times)

She doesn't read romance novels...

Does she have Paul Kennedy on her nightstand?

_____________________________

"Mighty is the Thread! Great are its works and insane are its inhabitants!" -Brother Mynok

(in reply to Terminus)

Post #: 31613

RE: The Thread!!! - 12/22/2006 12:36:32 AM

Mynok

Posts: 12108
Joined: 11/30/2002
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Terminus

quote:

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
Move those to the top shelf, and replace them with your woman's collection of romance novels, the dog wont eat those anyway (although it might make it throw up a few times)

She doesn't read romance novels...

Let me guess.....auto racing mags? Quilt World? Horticulture Journal?

Or maybe the nudie mags are *hers*?

(in reply to Terminus)

Post #: 31614

RE: The Thread!!! - 12/22/2006 12:37:24 AM

Terminus

Posts: 41459
Joined: 4/23/2005
From: Denmark
Status: offline

The last piece of litterature I saw on her nightstand was a C++ reference book...

_____________________________

We are all dreams of the Giant Space Butterfly.

(in reply to Onime No Kyo)

Post #: 31615

RE: The Thread!!! - 12/22/2006 12:45:03 AM

Onime No Kyo

Posts: 16842
Joined: 4/28/2004
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Terminus

The last piece of litterature I saw on her nightstand was a C++ reference book...

aaaahhh

_____________________________

"Mighty is the Thread! Great are its works and insane are its inhabitants!" -Brother Mynok

(in reply to Terminus)

Post #: 31616

RE: The Thread!!! - 12/22/2006 12:46:22 AM

Onime No Kyo

Posts: 16842
Joined: 4/28/2004
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mynok
Or maybe the nudie mags are *hers*?

The prize goes to sir.....

_____________________________

"Mighty is the Thread! Great are its works and insane are its inhabitants!" -Brother Mynok

(in reply to Mynok)

Post #: 31617

RE: The Thread!!! - 12/22/2006 12:48:33 AM

Mynok

Posts: 12108
Joined: 11/30/2002
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

quote:

ORIGINAL: Terminus

The last piece of litterature I saw on her nightstand was a C++ reference book...

aaaahhh

Double AAAAAAAHHHH......

(in reply to Onime No Kyo)

Post #: 31618

RE: The Thread!!! - 12/22/2006 12:59:44 AM

Terminus

Posts: 41459
Joined: 4/23/2005
From: Denmark
Status: offline

Silly people...

_____________________________

We are all dreams of the Giant Space Butterfly.

(in reply to Mynok)

Post #: 31619

RE: The Thread!!! - 12/22/2006 1:00:02 AM

niceguy2005

Posts: 12523
Joined: 7/4/2005
From: Super secret hidden base
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

quote:

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

Woohoo! The snow removal elves visited my house already. Looks like one of my neighbors shoveled my walk also.

Now you owe him a 6-pack.

Geeez. Shoveling 6" should deserve a 6 pack. I think the guy earned himself a case at least.

I think he was just bored. He should learn to play war games, that way he has something to waste hours playing.

_____________________________

Artwork graciously provided by Dixie

(in reply to Onime No Kyo)

Post #: 31620

Page: << < prev 1052 1053 [1054] 1055 1056 next > >>

All Forums >> [Current Games From Matrix.] >> [World War II] >> War In The Pacific - Struggle Against Japan 1941 - 1945 >> The War Room >> RE: Thread