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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/2/2006 7:05:47 PM

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Incredible. Here's my favourite pizza delivery company over here:

www.dominos.co.uk

Despite being successful in the States, Dominos is not wildly popular among pizza afficiendos. The joke goes "Dominos can now FAX you a pizza with no loss of taste!!"

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The Thread!!! - 6/2/2006 7:07:33 PM

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Heh! That sounds about right!

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/2/2006 7:13:52 PM

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What pizza companies do you get in Africa T?

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Pizza for the Wabbit! - 6/2/2006 7:21:55 PM

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Being the Easter Bunny, i thought you would just opt for carrots as a topping (to stay in character, mind you!)

Nope....this bunny prefers MEAT.

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The Bunny and the Pizza - 6/2/2006 7:22:55 PM

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Well, there is a reason why he's so fat, you know...

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Not so fat that this Bunny couldn't chase you down and beat you with the Pizza pan.

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The Bunny and the Pizza - 6/2/2006 7:24:14 PM

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Despite being successful in the States, Dominos is not wildly popular among pizza afficiendos. The joke goes "Dominos can now FAX you a pizza with no loss of taste!!"

Dominos blows chunks. They constantly offer major price deals which are easy for them to afford given how little stuff they put on their tasteless dough. (including sauce!)

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/2/2006 7:27:41 PM

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What pizza companies do you get in Africa T?

No chains aside from Domino's and The Hut...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/2/2006 7:29:47 PM

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Pizza Hut

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/2/2006 7:31:07 PM

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Hey, you asked...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/2/2006 7:32:52 PM

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Pizza Hut

Pizza Hut differs (or it did) radically over in G.B. from its US counterpart (the one time i tried it in London some years ago). Once was enough. Pizza Hut is OK to good over here (not my preferred pizza though).

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RE: Pizza for the Wabbit! - 6/2/2006 7:33:22 PM

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Being the Easter Bunny, i thought you would just opt for carrots as a topping (to stay in character, mind you!)

Nope....this bunny prefers MEAT.

Reference yesterdays gay cowboy jokes.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/2/2006 7:34:57 PM

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Pizza Hut

Pizza Hut differs (or it did) radically over in G.B. from its US counterpart (the one time i tried it in London some years ago). Once was enough. Pizza Hut is OK to good over here (not my preferred pizza though).

Worst is that Blackjack pizza. I think they raid the dumpsters behind Pizza Hut and put what they find in a box.

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RE: Pizza for the Wabbit! - 6/2/2006 7:41:08 PM

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Reference yesterdays gay cowboy jokes.

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The Thread!!! - 6/2/2006 7:42:28 PM

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Please don't get him started. You know what he's like...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/2/2006 7:49:35 PM

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The worst is any where that puts pineapple on pizza. Meat or veggies not fruit!

My wife (being from California and thus not familiar with good pizza) loves the stuff. I think it violates the laws of nature.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/2/2006 7:51:45 PM

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Pineapples on pizza... The abomination of it!

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/2/2006 7:54:05 PM

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The worst is any where that puts pineapple on pizza. Meat or veggies not fruit!

My wife (being from California and thus not familiar with good pizza) loves the stuff. I think it violates the laws of nature.

Hawiian Pizza...YUM

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Pizza!!!!! - 6/2/2006 7:54:32 PM

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Yummy. Pinnapple and Canadian Bacon make for a nice change of pace. Thats real bacon btw....not Terminus's idea of bacon.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/2/2006 7:56:28 PM

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Actually had this happen. In 1991 my partner and I arrested a guy that was hanging out in front of a pizza joint after we noticed a bulge in his waist band that turned out to be a gun.

He didn't show up in court the next week (unless you kill someone in NJ you can make bail) and we found out that he had obtained another gun and cut the trigger guard off to make it easier to conceal. He went into a local Stop and Rob, brandished the gun, and took the money. As he left he tried to put the gun back in his waist band the trigger got caught. One of his you know whats and part of his manhood got blown off.

He is now doing 10-20 and won't be able to pass on his stupid genes.

Rupd, I hadn't realized you used to be a police officer. You work for the govt now right?

I don't know why we need IQ tests in society. If you want to know who the dumb ones are just look at who's committing the crimes. Very few geniuses in that lot.

Still a cop, just a detective for the last 7 years. I still work for a state law enforcement agency.

You are correct, we only catch the stupid ones.

We have a saying in the detective bureua, "Everyone has the right to remain silent but few have the ability".

About 2 weeks ago I had a guy who stole his ex girlfreind's credit card and went on a spending spree. Moron goes and buys gas at a station where they write his plate number down. When he comes in to see me he drives a different car which is unregistered and has stolen plates to my HQ. Oh, and did I mention that his license has been suspended for the last two years? Needless to say he left with a lot of court noticesand his car got towed away.

And people ask why I am a Darwinist....

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RE: Pizza!!!!! - 6/2/2006 7:58:03 PM

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Yummy. Pinnapple and Canadian Bacon make for a nice change of pace. Thats real bacon btw....not Terminus's idea of bacon.

Heathens! A real Itailian (which I am not but I grew up with several) would throw you out of his pizzaria for even asking for such an abomination.

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The Thread!!! - 6/2/2006 7:58:22 PM

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Yummy. Pinnapple and Canadian Bacon make for a nice change of pace. Thats real bacon btw....not Terminus's idea of bacon.

You got that back-assward, Tubbsy. It's the Canadians that don't know real bacon...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/2/2006 8:00:04 PM

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T - 20... This is going faster than I'd anticipated...

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Bunny and the Bacon - 6/2/2006 8:03:24 PM

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You got that back-assward, Tubbsy. It's the Canadians that don't know real bacon...

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Only when you order it while in Canada Le' Spamerous Maximus.

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The Thread!!! - 6/2/2006 8:04:55 PM

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T - 18. Chew on it, Tubbsy...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/2/2006 8:07:26 PM

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The worst is any where that puts pineapple on pizza. Meat or veggies not fruit!

My wife (being from California and thus not familiar with good pizza) loves the stuff. I think it violates the laws of nature.

This sounds like a homeless person survival tactic (true story of some years ago):

1. order a "weird-@ss" pizza from a pay-phone - give a phony address, say you'll pay cash - the "weird-@ss" pizza should have a bizarre combination of toppings - preferably pineapple and something else strange...
2. get call back, confirm order (can't do this now since they took the ringers out of pay phones);
3. Go to the pizza place. Await return of disgruntled delivery man;
4. Pizza, being too strange to put out or otherwise sell, gets tossed into dumpster;
5. Go dumpster diving for fresh pizza (be sure to beat out the Blackjack Pizza folks!)

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RE: Pizza!!!!! - 6/2/2006 8:07:45 PM

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Yummy. Pinnapple and Canadian Bacon make for a nice change of pace. Thats real bacon btw....not Terminus's idea of bacon.

Heathens! A real Itailian (which I am not but I grew up with several) would throw you out of his pizzaria for even asking for such an abomination.

So what would they do to all these yuppies bastardizing pizza by putting pesto sauce and artichoke hearts on them

. Some places make pies that are so fluffy I'm surprised they don't just float away and I think they should.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/2/2006 8:09:56 PM

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The worst is any where that puts pineapple on pizza. Meat or veggies not fruit!

My wife (being from California and thus not familiar with good pizza) loves the stuff. I think it violates the laws of nature.

This sounds like a homeless person survival tactic (true story of some years ago):

1. order a "weird-@ss" pizza from a pay-phone - give a phony address, say you'll pay cash - the "weird-@ss" pizza should have a bizarre combination of toppings - preferably pineapple and something else strange...
2. get call back, confirm order (can't do this now since they took the ringers out of pay phones);
3. Go to the pizza place. Await return of disgruntled delivery man;
4. Pizza, being too strange to put out or otherwise sell, gets tossed into dumpster;
5. Go dumpster diving for fresh pizza (be sure to beat out the Blackjack Pizza folks!)
3.

It probably wouldn't be gross enough for Blackjack yet.

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The Thread!!! - 6/2/2006 8:10:02 PM

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T - 17; those weirdos should be killed slowly...

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RE: Pizza!!!!! - 6/2/2006 8:12:26 PM

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Heathens! A real Itailian (which I am not but I grew up with several) would throw you out of his pizzaria for even asking for such an abomination.

I'm not Italian. GIMMIE THOSE ARTICHOKE HEARTS and PESTO!!!!!

ANARCHY!!!!!!!!! (and pizza!)

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RE: Pizza!!!!! - 6/2/2006 8:22:50 PM

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Heathens! A real Itailian (which I am not but I grew up with several) would throw you out of his pizzaria for even asking for such an abomination.

I'm not Italian. GIMMIE THOSE ARTICHOKE HEARTS and PESTO!!!!!

ANARCHY!!!!!!!!! (and pizza!)

Meat or veggies, nothing else. Now slowly step away from the yuppie pie and no one gets hurt.

The only new fangled one I love is Buffalo Chicken

Does it strike anyone else as weird that Anarchists have meetings and publications? Seems to go against their ideals.

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