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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 5:53:10 PM   
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I'm sorry too T but that is funny

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 5:54:56 PM   
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By "They" he means "Weight Watchers"


They don't have the manpower to watch me; they're too busy watching you, Fatty McFatterson...

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Good comeback, though!

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 5:59:44 PM   
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By "They" he means "Weight Watchers"


They don't have the manpower to watch me; they're too busy watching you, Fatty McFatterson...


They don't have the manpower to spare to watch someone like me who can see their shoelaces when they glance downward.....unlike in your case Spaminus Eatsalotius


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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 6:02:17 PM   
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What Tubbsy neglects to mention is the fact that when he glances down to see his shoelaces, he's holding them in his hand!

I have it on good authority that he hasn't seen, or indeed, WASHED, his feet in decades...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 6:10:26 PM   
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Now that the fat rabbit's shut up for a bit, here's an interesting (and somber) link that people might want to check out:

http://www.essentialsomme.com/index.htm

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 6:10:28 PM   
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What Tubbsy neglects to mention is the fact that when he glances down to see his shoelaces, he's holding them in his hand!

I have it on good authority that he hasn't seen, or indeed, WASHED, his feet in decades...


you are, as usual, totally incorrect.....ad-homen....non-sequitar.......does not compute ooga booga.

The offer for a race remains. I'd offer to have you pick up the guantlet but there's no crane handy to reorient you once you tumble over.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 6:11:21 PM   
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Sorry, don't have the time to hop a flight to Rain Town, Washington...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 6:11:22 PM   
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Heh, the military is a great way to stop being a picky eater. If you've sat in a bush for three days without a hot meal, you'll eat ANYTHING...


Heh. Notice that many military/ex-military eat really fast too. You don't see it or taste it quite as long.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 6:12:11 PM   
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Heh, the military is a great way to stop being a picky eater. If you've sat in a bush for three days without a hot meal, you'll eat ANYTHING...


Heh. Notice that many military/ex-military eat really fast too. You don't see it or taste it quite as long.


Yeah... I had to retrain myself to eat slowly after I got out...

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 6:17:50 PM   
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Sorry, don't have the time to hop a flight to Rain Town, Washington...


or the cash to have both you and your bulk transported.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 6:35:55 PM   
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Put a shovel in it, you overweight, floppy-eared, ballon-butted, foul-smelling, psychopathic, arsonistic, crap-pseudo-coffee-drinking, show pants-wearing, multi-dyslexic underachiever!


Can you be a little more specific please?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 6:37:26 PM   
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They don't have the manpower to watch me;


Oh the endless possibility for jokes, but must resist...must...re..sist.

*Grabs side and passes out on the floor.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 6:37:55 PM   
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By "They" he means "Weight Watchers"


They don't have the manpower to watch me; they're too busy watching you, Fatty McFatterson...


According to Johnny Carson, "They" is the Dick van Patton family.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 6:40:15 PM   
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quote:

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Heh, the military is a great way to stop being a picky eater. If you've sat in a bush for three days without a hot meal, you'll eat ANYTHING...


Heh. Notice that many military/ex-military eat really fast too. You don't see it or taste it quite as long.


Yeah... I had to retrain myself to eat slowly after I got out...


I'll probably be in another 9 or so years. I don't think I'll ever relearn.

So you're ex-military, huh? What are the details?

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 6:40:54 PM   
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They don't have the manpower to watch me;


Oh the endless possibility for jokes, but must resist...must...re..sist.

*Grabs side and passes out on the floor.


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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 6:41:57 PM   
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Well, it looks like Mogami is going to be sworn in on Monday, and I get to do it.

That's pretty cool. I can't wait.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 6:53:18 PM   
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Well, it looks like Mogami is going to be sworn in on Monday, and I get to do it.

That's pretty cool. I can't wait.


$5 says you flub one of the sentences in the oath...

(Pressure ? What pressure ?)

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 6:56:15 PM   
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Well, it looks like Mogami is going to be sworn in on Monday, and I get to do it.

That's pretty cool. I can't wait.



i hadn't gotten excited/nervous about this until now!!

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 6:58:06 PM   
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The big news this morning from these parts is the LT. serving at Fort Lewis who has been called up to be deployed to Iraq. He is refusing because he believes the war is illegal. This ain't my father's miliary.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 6:59:28 PM   
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Well, it looks like Mogami is going to be sworn in on Monday, and I get to do it.

That's pretty cool. I can't wait.



This is seriously for real?? You aren't kidding??

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 7:00:03 PM   
Mike Solli


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Well, it looks like Mogami is going to be sworn in on Monday, and I get to do it.

That's pretty cool. I can't wait.


$5 says you flub one of the sentences in the oath...

(Pressure ? What pressure ?)


No bet here, unless you pay me $5 when I screw it up. Half way through my marriage "swearing in", my response to one of the lines was "Huh?" The wife still reminds me about that.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 7:02:11 PM   
Mike Solli


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ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

Well, it looks like Mogami is going to be sworn in on Monday, and I get to do it.

That's pretty cool. I can't wait.


$5 says you flub one of the sentences in the oath...

(Pressure ? What pressure ?)


Hey, I didn't know you frequented the Thread. You're an official crazy (but I knew that already). You EOD types......

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 7:02:47 PM   
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Well, it looks like Mogami is going to be sworn in on Monday, and I get to do it.

That's pretty cool. I can't wait.



i hadn't gotten excited/nervous about this until now!!


I'll get pictures.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 7:03:39 PM   
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The big news this morning from these parts is the LT. serving at Fort Lewis who has been called up to be deployed to Iraq. He is refusing because he believes the war is illegal. This ain't my father's miliary.


The idiot obviously hasn't seen the inside of a military prison. If I had it my way, he would.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 7:04:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

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ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

Well, it looks like Mogami is going to be sworn in on Monday, and I get to do it.

That's pretty cool. I can't wait.



This is seriously for real?? You aren't kidding??


Absolutely. He's joining the unit I spent 17.5 years haunting. I just left it last fall.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 7:10:54 PM   
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The idiot obviously hasn't seen the inside of a military prison. If I had it my way, he would.


Hopefully he will. I can't stand numbnuts who join the military and reap the beneifts of such a move then hedge if the service has the audacity to actually expect them to do the job they signed up for.


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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 7:20:17 PM   
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The idiot obviously hasn't seen the inside of a military prison. If I had it my way, he would.


Hopefully he will. I can't stand numbnuts who join the military and reap the beneifts of such a move then hedge if the service has the audacity to actually expect them to do the job they signed up for.



Hangover from VietNam.. my era.. you sign on the dotted line, and then takes your chances. My son is contemplating signing that line - probably in the USN - like his Pa. Hope he doesn't get sea sick.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 7:34:00 PM   
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The big news this morning from these parts is the LT. serving at Fort Lewis who has been called up to be deployed to Iraq. He is refusing because he believes the war is illegal. This ain't my father's miliary.

If he wants to go to jail instead, I support his right to do that. If I were in his unit I'm not sure I would want him over there watching my back.

On another note though ever notice how often this issue has come up since the US started fighting all these strange little bush wars.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 7:37:04 PM   
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It's actually not as infrequent as you may think. This guy was just stupid enough to anounce it on nationwide television.

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RE: The Thread!!! - 6/9/2006 7:38:06 PM   
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Hey, Mike, i hadn't realized you are are Major!!

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