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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 8:54:27 PM

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Aw, come on.

Edit: Pretty please, with nuts on top?

Arghh - ok... please remember Mog's new occupation as cook.

The Airforce (and airborne's) semi-official motto: Death From Above.
The Submarine service's is: Death From Below.
The Army Cooks motto is: Death From Within.

Mog was awarded this medal for using cooking as an offensive weapon.

This caused severe intestinal upset in the enemy.

That's right - the medal is: The Purple Fart!

Now aren't you sorry you asked!!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 8:55:43 PM

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Mwa-wa-wa-wa-waaaaah...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 9:00:19 PM

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Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 9:05:05 PM

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I just can't wait until Mogami sees that.

Just wonderful.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 9:11:20 PM

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He'll love it. Now we have to make him read THE THREAD and come to the thread of light.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 9:14:01 PM

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BTW - the CHECK ENGINE light came back on in my wife's car... and once again, they found rodent sign in the engine. Now she is off to buy coyote urine...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 9:15:41 PM

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Does this happen to have any link to Mogami's newfound part-time occupation?

(I certainly hope not. He may be cooking for me in the near future.)

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 9:16:49 PM

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Does this happen to have any link to Mogami's newfound part-time occupation?

(I certainly hope not. He may be cooking for me in the near future.)

Edit:

AFAIK - no.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 9:18:50 PM

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I foresee a meteoric rise in revenue for take-out places around a certain ONG base in the immediate future...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 9:21:53 PM

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BTW - the CHECK ENGINE light came back on in my wife's car... and once again, they found rodent sign in the engine. Now she is off to buy coyote urine...

I say it again; Yeuuuu!

How about you go behind the dash and disconnect the check engine light.

Seems easier to me.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 9:24:32 PM

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BTW - the CHECK ENGINE light came back on in my wife's car... and once again, they found rodent sign in the engine. Now she is off to buy coyote urine...

I say it again; Yeuuuu!

How about you go behind the dash and disconnect the check engine light. Seems easier to me.

i guess the CAR TALK approach is even easier - just put some masking tape over that area of the instrument panel...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 9:32:28 PM

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BTW - the CHECK ENGINE light came back on in my wife's car... and once again, they found rodent sign in the engine. Now she is off to buy coyote urine...

I say it again; Yeuuuu!

How about you go behind the dash and disconnect the check engine light. Seems easier to me.

i guess the CAR TALK approach is even easier - just put some masking tape over that area of the instrument panel...

See. There's two professionals telling you. How can you go wrong

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 9:36:35 PM

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No, but what about the home improvement center megastore? Some of the stuff they've got qualifies by looking at the labels.

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You'll need a Cricket Poison system, like Mr. Burns has. There's one episode, where he's sitting behind his desk in the evening, and we hear crickets outside. Then he pushes a big red button, a cloud of green gas rises behind him, and we hear many small creatures coughing and dying.

Cool. I wonder if anyone on ebay is selling surplus chemical weapons?

i accidentally "manufactured" a chemical weapon cleaning the toilet once...

NOT a good idea to mix cleansers!! (i ran out of the room when a green cloud emerged from the toilet, remembering my high school chemistry a tad late...)

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 9:42:38 PM

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No, but what about the home improvement center megastore? Some of the stuff they've got qualifies by looking at the labels.

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ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

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ORIGINAL: Terminus

You'll need a Cricket Poison system, like Mr. Burns has. There's one episode, where he's sitting behind his desk in the evening, and we hear crickets outside. Then he pushes a big red button, a cloud of green gas rises behind him, and we hear many small creatures coughing and dying.

Cool. I wonder if anyone on ebay is selling surplus chemical weapons?

i accidentally "manufactured" a chemical weapon cleaning the toilet once...

NOT a good idea to mix cleansers!! (i ran out of the room when a green cloud emerged from the toilet, remembering my high school chemistry a tad late...)

Yes. I did that once. I know bleach and ammonia do not mix well (or too well as the case may be). I had used the bleach and rinsed the tile. I thought I had done a good rinse on the bleach. I was wrong. Once I was using the ammonnia... My eyes started to water I could not breath. I evacuated the area and used fans for ventilation for 30 minutes. Please don't ever do this. It can be hazzardous to your health.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 9:46:26 PM

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i used a different combination, and managed to recognize what was happening before i breathed in. Mr. Burns could be using this on the crickets, though...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 9:50:37 PM

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There, we answered the cricket question.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 11:01:21 PM

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Blump...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 11:11:01 PM

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Blump...

i think we were just hit by a blimp!!?!

EDIT: No, Nik is on another thread...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 11:20:16 PM

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Blump...

i think we were just hit by a blimp!!?!

Oh the humanity!!!!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 11:22:10 PM

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He got fired for getting overly emotional...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 11:22:49 PM

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Blump...

i think we were just hit by a blimp!!?!

EDIT: No, Nik is on another thread...

Are you sure? I haven't seen Nik in here for days.

Edit. DOh! Too slow...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 11:23:55 PM

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Blump...

i think we were just hit by a blimp!!?!

EDIT: No, Nik is on another thread...

Are you sure? I haven't seen Nik in here for days.

He's over on Speedy's "AAR" and on the NikMod thread...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 11:24:43 PM

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Blump...

i think we were just hit by a blimp!!?!

Oh the humanity!!!!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 11:29:25 PM

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Blump...

i think we were just hit by a blimp!!?!

EDIT: No, Nik is on another thread...

Having nightmare images of a giant homer style blimp floating through the air, salivating and saying "mmmmm....pizza."

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 11:45:03 PM

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Blump...

i think we were just hit by a blimp!!?!

EDIT: No, Nik is on another thread...

Having nightmare images of a giant homer style blimp floating through the air, salivating and saying "mmmmm....pizza."

<excited deranged voice ON>

"The blimp the blimp
The drazy hoops the drazy hoops
They're camp they're camp
Tits tits the blimp the blimp
The mother ship the mother ship
The brothers hid under their hood
From the blimp the blimp
Children stop yer nursin' unless yer renderin' fun
The mother ship
The mother ship's the one
The blimp the blimp
The tapes uh trip it's uh trailin' tail
It's traipse'n along behind the blimp the blimp
The nose has uh crimp
The nose is the blimp the blimp
It blows the air the snoot isn't fair
Look up in the sky there's uh dirigible there
The drazy hoops whirl
You can see them just as they were
All the people stir
'n the girls knees trembles
'n run 'n wave their hands
'n run their hands over the blimp the blimp
Daughter don't yuh dare
Oh momma who cares
It's the blimp it's the blimp "

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/14/2006 11:45:33 PM

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Amusing worded headline in the news tonight. Literally translated, it read:

EXPLOSION IN ARSON

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/15/2006 12:15:45 AM

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Yet another gratuitous bump...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/15/2006 12:27:04 AM

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Is Arson a town in Daneland?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/15/2006 12:49:21 AM

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grumble, grumble, "work"...grumble, grumble, "idiots"....grumble, grumble "no witp turn"...grumble, grumble "hangin's to good for them"...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 6/15/2006 12:51:45 AM

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LOL.

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