Onime No Kyo
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ORIGINAL: Gary Childress quote:
ORIGINAL: RUPD3658 quote:
ORIGINAL: Gary Childress 39 years old and never been in a relationship bump. You say that like it is a bad thing. Let me give you the highlights of a relationship: 1. You are wrong..get used to it 2. You have no time 3. You have no money 4. There is only slightly more nookie then being alone and it comes with a cost (see #s 1-3) All of that sounds like pure heaven right now. RUPD forgot to mention that: 1) You get no sleep, either because a) she wants to be on your side of the bed and you cant sleep cause its so damn hot or b) she wants to be on the other side of the bed and thinks that the blanket does too. 2) She is always "pleasantly surprised" when you fix something around the house. Do you know how annoying that is? 3) She never asks you for advice, especially in matters when she should, but when you do some rare stupid thing she gets mad that you didnt consult her beforehand. As for nookie (as RUPD so diplomatically put it), she soon works out a finely timed schedule, according to which anytime youre interested she's either tired, sick, or "other". At all other times, when youre passing out from fatigue, she's game. Ergo, "I wanted to last week, but you were tired, so there".
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