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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/7/2006 7:44:05 AM   
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Have a dead end job bump.

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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/7/2006 7:45:13 AM   
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Wondering how much 30 tons of styrofoam would cost and the location of the nearest landfill bump

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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/7/2006 8:07:02 AM   
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What would you want with 30 tons of styrofoam?

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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/7/2006 8:11:53 AM   
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Life's little destruction book: Part I

Always park in the closest handicap space.

When stopped at a toll booth strike up a conversation with the attendant.

Hand a homeless person Monopoly money.

Go to a church late at night and blow out the eternal flame.



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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/7/2006 8:18:53 AM   
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What would you want with 30 tons of styrofoam?


Aren't there still CFCs in styrofoam?

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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/7/2006 1:53:20 PM   
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Actually no one truly cares what I have to say anyway bump.

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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/7/2006 1:55:59 PM   
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Sure we care. It would help if you started making some sense, however.

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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/7/2006 5:22:24 PM   
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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/7/2006 5:45:07 PM   
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39 years old and never been in a relationship bump.




Close your eyes, pinch your nose and jump...

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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/7/2006 5:47:55 PM   
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Actually no one truly cares what I have to say anyway bump.


I'm still searching for that secret ingredient to oatmeal...

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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/8/2006 1:50:33 AM   
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Sure we care. It would help if you started making some sense, however.


Then for starters, what do you not understand about my posts?

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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/8/2006 1:51:11 AM   
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39 years old and never been in a relationship bump.




Close your eyes, pinch your nose and jump...


Where?

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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/8/2006 1:53:38 AM   
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SPAM(tm)






It can't be spam, only people who post a lot of stuff I don't like create spam! And I like what I post ergo it isn't spam.

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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/8/2006 2:58:35 AM   
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Gary's fleet in battle formation:






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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/8/2006 4:15:23 AM   
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Gary's fleet in battle formation:







Is not!

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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/8/2006 4:28:35 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Gary Childress

39 years old and never been in a relationship bump.


You say that like it is a bad thing.

Let me give you the highlights of a relationship:

1. You are wrong..get used to it
2. You have no time
3. You have no money
4. There is only slightly more nookie then being alone and it comes with a cost (see #s 1-3)



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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/8/2006 5:01:09 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gary Childress

39 years old and never been in a relationship bump.


You say that like it is a bad thing.

Let me give you the highlights of a relationship:

1. You are wrong..get used to it
2. You have no time
3. You have no money
4. There is only slightly more nookie then being alone and it comes with a cost (see #s 1-3)




All of that sounds like pure heaven right now.

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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/8/2006 4:38:04 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gary Childress


quote:

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gary Childress

39 years old and never been in a relationship bump.


You say that like it is a bad thing.

Let me give you the highlights of a relationship:

1. You are wrong..get used to it
2. You have no time
3. You have no money
4. There is only slightly more nookie then being alone and it comes with a cost (see #s 1-3)




All of that sounds like pure heaven right now.


RUPD forgot to mention that:

1) You get no sleep, either because a) she wants to be on your side of the bed and you cant sleep cause its so damn hot or b) she wants to be on the other side of the bed and thinks that the blanket does too.

2) She is always "pleasantly surprised" when you fix something around the house. Do you know how annoying that is?

3) She never asks you for advice, especially in matters when she should, but when you do some rare stupid thing she gets mad that you didnt consult her beforehand.

As for nookie (as RUPD so diplomatically put it), she soon works out a finely timed schedule, according to which anytime youre interested she's either tired, sick, or "other". At all other times, when youre passing out from fatigue, she's game. Ergo, "I wanted to last week, but you were tired, so there".


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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/8/2006 4:51:21 PM   
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39 years old and never been in a relationship bump.


You say that like it is a bad thing.



Yeah, look what it's done for Terminus....


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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/8/2006 5:39:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Dino

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gary Childress

39 years old and never been in a relationship bump.




Close your eyes, pinch your nose and jump...


Where?


Brooklin Bridge

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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/8/2006 5:42:43 PM   
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Let me give you the highlights of a relationship:

1. You are wrong..get used to it
2. You have no time
3. You have no money
4. There is only slightly more nookie then being alone and it comes with a cost (see #s 1-3)



Said the guy who did it twice...

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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/8/2006 5:58:13 PM   
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All of that sounds like pure heaven right now.


There IS no haven, but you will never know till you jump...

PS: Try to skip the admiration bit...You can always admire her later for puting up with you.

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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/8/2006 6:02:32 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gary Childress


quote:

ORIGINAL: RUPD3658

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gary Childress

39 years old and never been in a relationship bump.


You say that like it is a bad thing.

Let me give you the highlights of a relationship:

1. You are wrong..get used to it
2. You have no time
3. You have no money
4. There is only slightly more nookie then being alone and it comes with a cost (see #s 1-3)




All of that sounds like pure heaven right now.


RUPD forgot to mention that:

1) You get no sleep, either because a) she wants to be on your side of the bed and you cant sleep cause its so damn hot or b) she wants to be on the other side of the bed and thinks that the blanket does too.

2) She is always "pleasantly surprised" when you fix something around the house. Do you know how annoying that is?

3) She never asks you for advice, especially in matters when she should, but when you do some rare stupid thing she gets mad that you didnt consult her beforehand.

As for nookie (as RUPD so diplomatically put it), she soon works out a finely timed schedule, according to which anytime youre interested she's either tired, sick, or "other". At all other times, when youre passing out from fatigue, she's game. Ergo, "I wanted to last week, but you were tired, so there".




All this sounds familiar... ...one thing the you all forgot is that you really need to be able read other peoples mind! Otherwise you will never know why she is in the bad mood!

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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/8/2006 8:47:14 PM   
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Let me give you the highlights of a relationship:

1. You are wrong..get used to it
2. You have no time
3. You have no money
4. There is only slightly more nookie then being alone and it comes with a cost (see #s 1-3)



Said the guy who did it twice...


Never said I wasn't a glutton for punishment. Besides, someone has to do my laundry.

I enjoy being married and love being a Dad but it is not rosey all the time. I should have clarified my point which is that a bad relationship is far worse than being single. All you need is to apprecaite being sigle is to get into a relationship with a psycho (see wife #1).
Choose wisely and if you ever get the chance I strongly recommed marrying a rich girl (or at least one with wealthy/sickly parents).


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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/9/2006 7:32:11 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Dino

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39 years old and never been in a relationship bump.




Close your eyes, pinch your nose and jump...


Where?


Brooklin Bridge



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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/9/2006 6:37:54 PM   
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I could sell it to you if you want. Then you can jump to your heart's content.

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RE: The Anti-thread - 9/17/2006 5:52:06 PM   
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Time to bump the antithread bump.

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RE: The Anti-thread - 10/6/2006 5:35:21 AM   
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Hello, anybody there? Been gone for a couple of weeks and the glorious anti-thread has sunk to the bottom of the page. Rise Anti-thread to your rightfull spot at the top of the War Room list!



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RE: The Anti-thread - 10/6/2006 4:46:46 PM   
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RE: The Anti-thread - 10/7/2006 1:37:49 AM   
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