Cap Mandrake
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********Pentagon, Washington, June 1, 1943********** Adm. King: OK, what have you for me? Asst. Sec. of the Navy, Mr. Forrestal: Right, on the icebreakers, the options are slim. It seems there was one outfit that laid 5 keels on some quite nice, well designed icebreakers on Pitcarin, of all places. We had an option on them when it seemed New Zealand would fall and we would have to operate off Antartica to supply Australia. Failing the Pitcarin group we might be able to persuade the Russians... Adm. King: Stop right there, Jim. The United States Navy is not going to operate Communist vessels. Tell me more about the Pitcarin group. Asst. Sec. of the Navy, Mr. Forrestal: Well, Admiral, it seems there are problems there too. One of the principals is runing for President. Adm. King: Of what? Asst. Sec. of the Navy, Mr. Forrestal: Why, the United States, sir. Adm. King: WHAT!? Dewey, you mean? Asst. Sec. of the Navy, Mr. Forrestal: Oh, no sir <consults notes>...it's the Green Party...a Sargeant Milo Minderbinder. Adm. King: Do you mean an acitve duty GI is running for President? Is that even legal? Asst. Sec. of the Navy, Mr. Forrestal: Probably not sir. Adm. King: Hmmm..I'l be damned. Well, I don't think the President will object..trust me on that. Asst. Sec. of the Navy, Mr. Forrestal: Very well, sir..but there is another problem. The icebreakers are spoken for. Adm. King: Who has them, Royal Navy? Asst. Sec. of the Navy, Mr. Forrestal: No sir. Adm. King: The Canadians? Asst. Sec. of the Navy, Mr. Forrestal: No sir. Adm. King: Well damnit, Jim who is it? Please don't tell me it's the Kriegsmarine. Asst. Sec. of the Navy, Mr. Forrestal: No sir, La Armada de Peru. Adm. King: You are ****ting me!? Asst. Sec. of the Navy, Mr. Forrestal: No sir. Adm. King: This Sgt. Minderbinder must be quite the salesman. Asst. Sec. of the Navy, Mr. Forrestal: So I hear sir. Adm. King: Well, just outbid the Peruvians. Asst. Sec. of the Navy, Mr. Forrestal: What about the War Profiteering Commission, sir? Adm. King: Who, Truman? Hahahahahhahahahha.....
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