Cap Mandrake
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..in all the wrong places.. *********11th Air Force HQ, Amchitka, Alaska, August 7, 1943******* Junior Officer: <holding telephone> Sir, it's a Lt. Col. Schwable, from San Diego. Gen. Amatucci, CO, 11th Air Force: San Diego? In California? Junior Officer: Yes sir. That one. He wonders if we might need a night fighter squadron. Gen. Amatucci, CO, 11th Air Force: Night fighters? What are they flying? Junior Officer: <speaks into the phone> The General asks which plane you are equipped with? Gen. Amatucci, CO, 11th Air Force: No, no, no. You can't end a sentence with a preposition. Didn't you pay attention in school? Junior Officer: Sorry sir. Colonel, the General wishes to know with which plane are you equipped? <turns back toward the General> He says it is the PV-1n, with a lower case "n", sir. Gen. Amatucci, CO, 11th Air Force: Never heard of it. Junior Officer: <turns back to phone> The General wonders if you could be more specific, Colonel. <pauses..then turns back to the General> It's the Ventura, sir, equipped for the night fighting role. He says they are a beautiful midnight blue, sir. Gen. Amatucci, CO, 11th Air Force: I don't care if they have candy stripes. I don't want any more Goddamned Venturas. Tell him to see if Panama Command needs any mail planes. Junior Officer: <turns back to phone> Colonel, the General suggest you try Panama, the Glen-equipped submarine threat is quite high there. Ys, thank you, Colonel <hangs up>. Gen. Amatucci, CO, 11th Air Force: Did you get rid of him? Junior Officer: Yes sir. Gen. Amatucci, CO, 11th Air Force: Good, Goddamned pieces of crap aren't worth the fuel to keep them flying....oh, Johnson? Junior Officer: Yes, sir? Gen. Amatucci, CO, 11th Air Force: Isn't Amchitka an island? Junior Officer: Yes, sir. I believe you are right. Gen. Amatucci, CO, 11th Air Force: Then how the Hell did we get a phone call from San Diego?..............
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