Cap Mandrake
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***********Eastern Fleet HQ, Colombo, Ceylon, April 18, 1942*********** <Adm Phillips, in desperation, and in violation of operational security, is speaking via shortwave with Admiral of the Fleet, Sir Dudley Pound in London> Phillips: Yes, I realize it is unusual sir, but I consider it of the utmost importance. We've already sent Capetown and one Royal Navy destroyer, but I've only Australian destroyers at Karachi right now. I wonder if you might accept one of them sir, J-class they are, quite well maintained...over" <pauses to listen, the response wables from atmospheric interference> Phillips: Yes sir, I know your initial order was for one anti-aircraft crusier and 2 Royal Navy destroyers. Sir, I just wondered if you might consider. Over. <resposne seems to grow louder> Phillips: Yes sir. You are clear. No Australian dstroyers. I understand the PM doesn't want to hear anymore whining from them about diversion of resources from the defence of Australia. What would you say to a future draft pick...anything...Emerald perhaps at some future date? Over. <response now even louder but still unintelligible to others in the room> Phillips: Yes sir...I do realize the last battleship we sent back had a big hole in her hull, sir. It really couldn't be helped. Besides your order didn't specify a battleship without a hole in her hull. Over <now very loud...Phillips winces and pulls the headphones away from his ear and one can just here.."look you cretin, I don't know how to make this...". Phillips puts the headphones back to his ear> Phillips: Very well, sir. We shall send one of the P-class home. I'd like to say sir, I've enjoyed tremendously this chance to speak with you, but I did want to ask about the third fleet carrier you promised. When might we expect her sir? Over. <now, an angry voice can be heard across the miles..."Phillips, if I could lay my hands on you right now I'd..." A loud pop and a brief orange flash emanates from the back of the shortwave set, followed by blue electrical smoke> Phillips: <turns to aide> Well, I should say that went quite well, dont you think?"
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