Cap Mandrake
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Joined: 11/15/2002 From: Southern California Status: offline
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******May 2, 1942, Corporate HQ, M&M Enterprises, Aukland, NZ********** M. Minderbinder (President): <finishes rereading a battered letter..pauses..then asks> Yossarian, you ever have salted sea urchin eggs? Yossarian (VP Advertising jingles and official corporate soothsayer): Yeah, they are kinda fishy for my taste but those that like them seem to develop some kind of religious zeal for the darn things. The Japanese make the best, therefore the scarcity seems to be a draw. M. Minderbinder (President): Hmmm. Interesting. I have just received the strangest order for 300 tins of M&M Enterprises Salted Sea Urchin Roe. I think your dad forwarded it to us but the letter writer seems to be a Captain in the Japanese Navy and the stamp is from the Marshall Islands. I do see opportunity here, but I have no idea what the good Captain is talking about. He claims he found some of our product floating at sea. The crate had M&M Enterprises stamped on it and the aforementioned sea urchin eggs within. Very odd. I think I know the product line like the back of my hand but I don't ever remember greenlighting this. Yossarian (VP Advertising jingles and official corporate soothsayer): Ah, I suspect its left over from the last war. I'm finding more examples as we go along. I have started to call them leaks. There is the Flt. Lt's Ghost..now Tojo and these. Leaks. M. Minderbinder (President): Yossarian, you are starting to sound crazy again, you crazy SOB. Yossarian (VP Advertising jingles and official corporate soothsayer): Oh, I am most definitely crazy. You are crazy too, you crazy SOB. You are crazy because you want to run for Congress. Cathcart is crazy because he wants to win a medal. Snowden is crazy because he wants to be here. The Chief is crazy because he is 3 ft tall and wants to create the perfect coktail. The Professor is definitely crazy just like his great great great grandfather Captain Bligh. The Bounty boys on Pitcarin are crazy. Even the Maori stewardesses are crazy for working for an airline with torpedoes for fuel tanks. We are all crazy. M. Minderbinder (President): Yossarian. You are the craziest SOB I have EVER known...but you have good instincts. I am going to try to find a supplier for salted sea urchin roe. By the way, how did you know about the Congress thing?
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