Cap Mandrake
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ORIGINAL: AmiralLaurent And now we will see the Time Patrol coming to close the black hole that destroyed KB, or something like that ? The man is absolutely prescient..well..sort of. It is more of an astral projection thing than time travel. **********Wheelhouse, SS William A. Irvin, Great Lakes Ore Carrier, Lake Erie, 12 nm NW Cleveland, 10:46, August 25, 1942(b)********** Captain Lightfoot looks ahead for trouble. There is none. He allows himself to daydream a bit. He imagines his ore carrier is a Mahan class destroyer, smashing through 20 foot swells in the Pacific, headed to her destiny in battle. In fact, the William A. Irvin is in no danger of being confused with a destroyer. She has no ability to stir the soul. She looks more like a tug which has been sawn in half and had a few barges welded in her midsection. She is fully laden with iron ore from Duluth and is bound for Cleveland at 8 kts. so that Mr. Ford can make tanks. By all rights, Capt. Lightfoot should have been a destroyer captain, but he was unable to pass the medical exam. He adjusts his position on a pneumatic cushion with a hole in the middle like a donut. "Hmmm, damn hemorrhoids, why me?", he thinks. His reverie is interrupted by a dense fog which seems to boil out of nowhere about 800 yds ahead. To his astonishment, the bow of a warship pierces the fog. "She must be making over 25 kts", he says outloud. She is huge. "Holy Mother of Jesus! It is an aircraft carrier on Lake Erie!" He begin to alter course to starboard and sounds his horn. "How the Hell did that get here? I will report the SOB, endangering commercial traffic like this!" The vessel looks unfamiliar. "British perhaps? Canadian? Do the Canadians have aircraft carriers?", he thinks. An electrical sensation courses through his body. It is unlike anything he has experienced since his wedding night 25 years before. As the superstructure of the approaching vessel emerges from the fog, he can clearly see a Japanese battle ensign! The ship's Mexican cook enters the wheelhouse with a cup of coffee and an egg sandwich. The Captain looks at him wild-eyed. "BATTLE STATIONS! BATTLE STATIONS, JOSE!" Editor's note: It is generally bad form to change verb tense 5 or 6 times in one paragraph, but we have other things to do instead of spending all day ediiting.
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