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ORIGINAL: Wellard Ok Chet,your the boss Dear Mr Wellard: This is Chet's mom, Alice Nimitz. He was up late and didn't have any of his milk yet, so was quite cranky. He was also upset that his precious subs hadn't found some Jap ship called the HOO-YOU or something; and that the Army Air Corps had. I don't understand this, I thought we are all in this together; but, Chet keeps walking around murmuring "G*d d*mn Air Corps flyboys are stealing the show..." and drinking his milk and burping out "Where the f**k are the Kaga and Akagi, the world wonders". He seems to like that phrase, the world wonders; he used it when Bill Halsey docked the other day after being rescued from the Enterprise. Here's Bill, standing on the dock at attention in someone else's uniform (as they had to burn his old one it was so oil-soaked) and Chet walks up to him and looks like he is going to do the Eskimo nose rub with him, they were that close. "WHAT THE F**K WERE YOU THINKING!? DID YOUR BRAIN FALL ASLEEP FROM YOU SITTING ON IT?! THE WORLD WONDERS IF YOU EVEN HAVE A BRAIN! JUST LIKE THAT G** D**M SCARECROW IN THAT KID'S MOVIE!! YOU'RE ON THE BEACH; PREPARE TO TAKE OVER SOUTH PACIFIC FROM OLD FUSSBUDGET GHORMLEY, YOU CAN SIT OUT THE WAR DOWN THERE. Dismissed....." Enclosed find an artist's rendering of the Enterprise sinking.... Yours, Mama Nimitz How come the ocean looks like a hideous blue-green carpet and the smoke looks like a close-up of fiberglass insulation Jeez...I'd hate to step on one of those babies in my bare feet. BTW..was Halsey really in command of Enterprise on that fateful Dec 9th? Was Lexington set to follow Enterprise? If so, we can blame Halsey's impetuousness. Lastly why didn't he go down with the ship in a manly fashion like Capt Brown? As this is becoming a CoI, the answers are the following: Yes. No one remembers. ADM Brown would have made it to the boats, but the heel of his dressing room slipper caught in the grate on the hangar deck; he would not leave without freeing it and was last heard to be saying "I got these for 25 dollars at that cute little store in Hollywood, they match my dressing gown and I'll be damned if I leave one of the pair here!"
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Sing to the tune of "Man on the Flying Trapeze" ..Oh! We fly o'er the treetops with inches to spare, There's smoke in the cockpit and gray in my hair. The tracers look fine as a strafin' we go. But, brother, we're TOO God damn low...
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