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RE: The Cornfield - 10/8/2007 10:39:05 PM   
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Amoretto should always be keep on hand at ones house the ladies are especialy fond of it plus you can make an Amoretto sour no matter how intoxicated you are..... but don't get cheap Amoretto it's just entirely to sweet


Now see..this is what I mean. This guy sounds like he knows what he is talking about. One musn't discard the entire series of Bofor's guns just because the barrels look goofy. One must be flexible in one's armamentarium.

I got the "diSorrano" with the cool bottle.


I'm generally flexible, but not when it comes to Amaretto. Badness, much badness...

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RE: The Cornfield - 10/9/2007 12:13:19 AM   
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Badness, much badness...


You can say that again.

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RE: The Cornfield - 10/9/2007 12:28:31 AM   
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RE: The Cornfield - 10/9/2007 2:03:58 AM   
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RE: The Cornfield - 10/9/2007 2:19:47 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake


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Amoretto should always be keep on hand at ones house the ladies are especialy fond of it plus you can make an Amoretto sour no matter how intoxicated you are..... but don't get cheap Amoretto it's just entirely to sweet


Now see..this is what I mean. This guy sounds like he knows what he is talking about. One musn't discard the entire series of Bofor's guns just because the barrels look goofy. One must be flexible in one's armamentarium.

I got the "diSorrano" with the cool bottle.


Youre singing the praises of a guy who lost a score because he couldnt make coffee. Easy now!


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RE: The Cornfield - 10/9/2007 5:28:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		That should not be held against me any time a girl earlier in the night is debing weather or not to have realtions with you in a forein languege in front of you all bets are off.

btw disorrano is the best i have found

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RE: The Cornfield - 10/10/2007 3:08:16 AM   
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That should not be held against me any time a girl earlier in the night is debing weather or not to have realtions with you in a forein languege in front of you all bets are off.

btw disorrano is the best i have found


Why? Sounds like a solid 50/50 chance to me.

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Bathyscaphe returns! - 10/13/2007 2:28:27 AM   
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<An odd looking submarine bobs to the surface and rolls and pitches in a fashion that must be uncomfortable for its occupants. A small hatch opens and a figure in a disheveled USN Admiral's uniform pokes his head throught the small hatch>


Admiral Tabpub: <keys a radio mike> Hey! Where was everyone?

****************************************************


<all through the Allied Command in the Pacific and even among the Japanese command there is a collective shout of joy..."the War! The war can start again! Huzzah"

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RE: Bathyscaphe returns! - 10/13/2007 2:43:58 AM   
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RE: Bathyscaphe returns! - 10/13/2007 11:20:05 AM   
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M&M Cockpit Armor - 10/13/2007 8:39:11 PM   
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Yossarian is back in an active battle zone.

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RE: M&M Cockpit Armor - 10/13/2007 9:02:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		Stalker girl has started her preparatory barrage of email pictures and has advised me that she bought two bags of stuff at the Pleasure Boutique in Boise .


If she thinks that is enough to induce me to dispense with common sense and fly up to Idaho and attend her big Halloween party then she underestimates me. Do I look that stupid?


I paid $220 for the tickets. I am flying out of Ontario at o-dark 30.


Oh yeah. Yossarian scorched his new paint job.




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RE: M&M Cockpit Armor - 10/14/2007 4:51:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		Sigh. For such a smart man you certainly do some interesting things sometime, Mandrake.

But seriously, have fun, stay safe and try not to use L-words.....any L-words!

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RE: M&M Cockpit Armor - 10/14/2007 8:28:04 AM   
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Status: offline 		I dunno, maybe this is dumb stereotyping, but the words 'Pleasure Boutique' and 'Boise' just seem odd next to each other. Do let us know.

And heed that advice - no 'L' words. Practice speaking like ScoobyDoo on the flight up there - he can't say 'L' at all.

"Ruh-Ro!"

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Welcome Home - 10/14/2007 9:44:09 PM   
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<a huge banner with 8 foot-tall <redacted> can be seen on Ford Island. It reads, "Welcome Home USS Idaho">

First Sailor: Dang! What did we do to deserve that?

Second Sailor: No kidding. What about the boys on the Mississippi? You'd think they would put up a sign for them...<redacted> wise what's <redacted> of 'em.

First Sailor: Well. Don't matter. I think I am gonna <redacted> this town.


Note: Edited to remove "L-words"

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The "L" bomb...sort of - 10/15/2007 9:27:42 AM   
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He rapped quietly on a wooden door frame. The face of a young Polynesian woman appeared. Awkwardly, Ito offered 3 tins of salted sea urchin roe and a necklace made of fig blossoms. The young woman smiled. Ito blushed, then he stammered, "I...ruv you"

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RE: The "L" bomb...sort of - 10/15/2007 11:47:22 AM   
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RE: The "L" bomb...sort of - 10/15/2007 1:15:30 PM   
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RE: The "L" bomb...sort of - 10/15/2007 2:13:44 PM   
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Was the airline ticket to Idaho refundable?


Thats not doing enough. Can you exchange the ticket for one to Africa? You can stay with T until this blows over.

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RE: The "L" bomb...sort of - 10/15/2007 3:40:00 PM   
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RE: The "L" bomb...sort of - 10/16/2007 12:51:06 AM   
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RE: The "L" bomb...sort of - 10/16/2007 1:26:59 AM   
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Was the airline ticket to Idaho refundable?


Thats not doing enough. Can you exchange the ticket for one to Africa? You can stay with T until this blows over.



Look..if you think using expressions like "blows over" is going to make it easier to make wise choices then you are seriously mistaken


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**********NOTES FROM 2ND PITCARIN STRATEGIC CONFERENCE, OCT. 5, 1942*********


1) US 32nd ID to likely remain in Australia after Perth cleanup complete to participate in possible operation agaisnt Aru Island

2) 3rd FS (USAAF) to transfer to Sydney for re-equip and training on new P-38. P-36 equipped group on Palmyra to ship out to Sydney also for P-38 conversion.

3) 3rd BG (USAAF) (B-24) to ferry-hop to Dacca from Seattle-Alaska-Siberia. All crewchiefs adivised to leave hubcaps in Seattle so Russians don't steal them.

4) Agreement reached for phased upgrade USN subs to new radar kits.

5) Shorter range US boats to operate from Darwin and Townsville.

6) Air resources at Cooktown to be augmented for support of future air offensive, New Guinea

7) Someone is going to talk to RCAF to try to get them in the war in the Pacific

8) Succession planning begun for Grp Cpt Mandrake should his Idaho spetznatz mission end tragically.

9) Admiral Tabpub agrees to forgo further bathysphere expeditions



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RE: The "L" bomb...sort of - 10/16/2007 1:36:23 AM   
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Look..if you think using expressions like "blows over" is going to make it easier to make wise choices then you are seriously mistaken


I hadnt thought of this. I stand corrected.

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3) 3rd BG (USAAF) (B-24) to ferry-hop to Dacca from Seattle-Alaska-Siberia. All crewchiefs adivised to leave hubcaps in Seattle so Russians don't steal them.


Tsk, tsk, tsk.....how low class. And here I thought all your bombers had spinner rims. I guess M&M isnt as adept at marketing as we all thought.

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RE: Boise... - 10/16/2007 7:03:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		Yo, Mandrake, ignore those ignorant posters who question the perfection of Boise Womanhood:  they are callow plebians who have never experienced transcendental bliss... 

I wish you luck, my friend.  And by all means, remember that going for a "swim" at Lucky Peak Reservoir can also result in getting a "lucky peek" at some gorgeous curves! 

Leave Tabpub to whalloping the honored enemy for a few days, doc!  You deserve a break... 

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RE: Boise... - 10/16/2007 11:04:53 AM   
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RE: Boise... - 10/16/2007 2:06:35 PM   
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Yo, Mandrake, ignore those ignorant posters who question the perfection of Boise Womanhood:  they are callow plebians who have never experienced transcendental bliss... 

I wish you luck, my friend.  And by all means, remember that going for a "swim" at Lucky Peak Reservoir can also result in getting a "lucky peek" at some gorgeous curves! 

Leave Tabpub to whalloping the honored enemy for a few days, doc!  You deserve a break... 


It is not the perfection of Boise womanhood I question, sir, it is the safety of partaking in it.


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RE: Boise... - 10/18/2007 5:25:33 AM   
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Me thinks he thinks with brain number 2.


The Stegasaurus (or was it he Allosaurus) is alleged to have had an accessory brain at its caudal end, as well. It took an asteroid half the size of the Gulf of Mexico to get rid of him. One must not discount irrational sources of wisdom.1

Here is the itinerary. Upon arrival, I am to be picked up in a BMW convertible (even though it is 30 F in Boise ). I will be wearing a fake nose and moustache when I exit the plane. I will then be wisked away to a secret location, where, presumably, the two bags of goodies from the Pleasure Boutique will be put to good use. The next day, after recovery is achieved, I will attend the soiree, the entrance to said event will be controlled by "two big guys". I am not quite clear what will happen after that. I hope the planning for the Viking funeral goes well.




1. ^ Pirsig, Robert M. "Introduction to the Twenty-fifth Anniversary Edition." Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance: An Inquiry into Values. New York: Perennial Classic


*"Soiree" has two "e"'s

Also, I meant "caudal" not "rostral", oops

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RE: Boise... - 10/18/2007 6:28:59 AM   
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RE: Boise... - 10/18/2007 7:16:16 AM   
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We will build a pyre for you.


Thanks man. That is very Nordic of you.


P.S....I think it was the Apatosaurus

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RE: Boise... - 10/18/2007 11:58:28 PM   
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stegosaurus

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"Second brain"

Soon after describing Stegosaurus, Marsh noted a large canal in the hip region of the spinal cord, which could have accommodated a structure up to 20 times larger than the brain. This has led to the famous idea that dinosaurs like Stegosaurus had a 'second brain' in the tail, which may have been responsible for controlling reflexes in the rear portion of the body. It has also been suggested that this "brain" might have given a Stegosaurus a temporary boost when it was under threat from predators.[5] More recently, it has been argued that this space (also found in sauropods) may have been the location of a glycogen body, a structure in living birds whose function is not definitely known but which is postulated to facilitate the supply of glycogen to the animal's nervous system.[21]

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