Cap Mandrake
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Joined: 11/15/2002 From: Southern California Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: Moondawggie Glad to see that a bunch of other docs enjoy this sim. Personally, I'm guilty of being a Radiation Oncologist; Stanford, UCSF, and Lawrence Berkeley Lab by training. Does someone in this august body of physicianhood know of a serotonin antagonist that could possibly get Mandrake to focus of this war instead of those undeniably desireable Boise Babes? After all, there is scarcity to be created, and my diagnostic radiology partners want to take advantage of that, just like Milo! I'd really like to see how this conflict plays out! Hey..just shipped the Oct 10th, 1942 turn I had ISP problems then John was unavailable then Tabpub fell into the Marianas Trench. We have overcome many obstacles. Besides, I dont think I need a Serotonin Re-uptake Antagonist, I think a testosterone antagonist would be of more help. Funny, quick story. It seems Stalker Girl has been sharing her exploits in alarming detail (and I do mean alarming) with her mother. You have to understand I am only 2 years younger than her mother. Anyway, it seems that her mother and Stalker Girl's Step-father have had a Jane/Yossarian type relationship for 10 years. After some interval of listening to these exploits, Stalker Girl's mom can no longer stand it and her head is about to explode so Stalker Girl visits the Pleasure Boutique and buys her a "Rabbit" which is some kind of magical battery-operated "me time" device with "rotating pearls" and independant "speed sttings" Stalker Girl's mom tells her husband the "device" is being shipped. When it arrives he calls upstairs...."your new boyfriend is here". PS I got an anonymous letter on scented paper Friday at work from a co-worker. The author (one hopes she is female) proclaims that she is unable to sleep more than 4 hrs a night because she is dreaming about me. She laments the dark rings under her eyes but reports "it is worth it". She reports that she has written 4 letters and that she only gave me the first because the others are progressively more "personal" Now that is some serious stalking. Monday, I will look for anyone who looks like they did a couple of rounds with Max Schmelling. I also had to lower all my doctor stools in the exam rooms to about 10 inches off the ground because a certain mother of twins keeps coming in for silly problems and each time her top is more preposterously low-cut. As I scrunch down on my stool, she insists on leaning more forward. I have asked the front office to try to book with one of my colleagues..then I will check to see what height their stools are at after a week or so.
< Message edited by Cap Mandrake -- 10/22/2007 9:18:22 AM >
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