Cap Mandrake
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Joined: 11/15/2002 From: Southern California Status: offline
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*********M&M Enterprises, Regional Offices, Derby, 16:20, January 30, 1943********* <A veranda framed by bouganville overlooks the harbor. A young man in a floral shirt sips a mint julep (with real mint, of course), his feet on the koa wood railing imported from Hawaii. A voice calls out from inside> Voice inside: Mister M, it's some guy with an English accent on the super-heterodyne. He wants to know about Corsairs or something. M.M: Corsairs? Hmmm. I'll take it out here. <flips a switch on the unit on the veranda, an orange glow illuminates the plaster. The young man puts on headphones> Good afternoon, M&M Weapons Services Division, ho may I help you..over. <pause> Ah, wonderful to hear from you sir. How are things in the Bay of Bengal..over <pauses> Splendid!..over <pauses> Ah, very well then, let me just say excellent. You inquired about the Corsair, a fine plane..over <pauses> I wish I could sir but my first allotment is promised to the Ecuadorians..over <pauses> Yes, that's it, the one in South America. It seems there is quite the arms race between the Ecuadorians and Peruvians...over <pauses> Yes sir, it does sometimes seem the world has gone mad, but Mr. Henry Ford has just built another 1000 yd long tank factory and I have it from reliable sources that the Goodyear Tire and Rubber Company isn't doing too badly either. Think of all the jobs. And who are we to question the patriotism of the Ecuadorians and Peruvians..over <pauses> Yes sir, I suspect the Ecuadorians might be willing to forgo the first shipment, but they are sure to want some type of compensation...over <pauses> Well sir, I can't really speak for them, but I suspect it would be in the neighborhood of 40 to 50 K above sticker price...over <pauses> Yes, sir "K" means "thousand"...over <pauses> Yes sir, US dollars but I am sure they would take gold too....over <pauses> Yes sir, I understand. Perhaps you would be interested in a certified pre-owned model. I have 3 dozen carrier capable fighters with workhorse radial engines and great range...over <pauses> They are the historic blue and white with original paint but will paint to order..........
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