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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/20/2006 5:45:40 PM

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What are the most popular American programs in the 3rd world? Baywatch and Dallas.

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Bring back the Hoff ! IIRC that was one export from the US to Germany that did rather well. These Germans have strange tastes

True. But as wdolson already pointed out: Germany isn't the only third-world country that likes Baywatch and Dallas.

What is wrong with Babewatch?

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/20/2006 7:51:26 PM

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.....by John Cleese.

15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.

International bankers intent on breaking the US economy and then the education system so as to be able to sieze control of this country within 50 years. The last reports I've read indicated the leadership of this cabal is most likely located in southern Australia.

I thought he moved to Canada...somewhere near Ontario.

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/20/2006 8:00:33 PM

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Be carefull, If we get real p**sed off we will invade Mexico again and keep it this time.

No need. If you just give them a little time they'll all come to you.

True then we can send one Texas Ranger to Mexico City and take over the country without firing a shot.

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/20/2006 8:02:54 PM

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Before revocation can be consdered there is the little matter of the war debts for WWI and WWII to be resolved.

Please remit in full, with interest.

Thank you.�

Its a small matter of accounting oversight. They were too busy fighting the war while were were tallying up our bottom lines on invoices, pending loans and the like.

Ah.. I see the Proper Forms Have Not Been Filled Out.

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/21/2006 6:08:12 AM

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True then we can send one Texas Ranger to Mexico City and take over the country without firing a shot.

Its not a bad idea. I'm just not sure how effective of an offensive force one baseball player would be.

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/21/2006 5:29:14 PM

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True then we can send one Texas Ranger to Mexico City and take over the country without firing a shot.

Its not a bad idea. I'm just not sure how effective of an offensive force one baseball player would be.

Maybe he has a big bat.

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/21/2006 6:15:43 PM

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True then we can send one Texas Ranger to Mexico City and take over the country without firing a shot.

Its not a bad idea. I'm just not sure how effective of an offensive force one baseball player would be.

Maybe he has a big bat.

Thats not going to work. Maybe if he brought a flag.....

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/23/2006 8:00:54 PM

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True then we can send one Texas Ranger to Mexico City and take over the country without firing a shot.

Its not a bad idea. I'm just not sure how effective of an offensive force one baseball player would be.

Maybe he has a big bat.

And really big ....... ah never mind.

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/24/2006 12:09:37 AM

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And really big ....... ah never mind.

A Baseball player? Highly unlikely. Their pants are too tight.

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/30/2006 10:09:08 PM

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I'm sorry to have to resurrect this thread but I have something that needs to be said. I was just watching some show with a Brit commentator and, well.....

The next citizen of the UK to pronounce the name of one of this nations biggest cities as "Losangeeleeeees" will be shot on sight.

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/30/2006 10:10:17 PM

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Why? Do you live in Los Angeleeeeeeeeees?

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/30/2006 10:13:21 PM

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Why? Do you live in Los Angeleeeeeeeeees?

Used to, but whats that to do with anything? It is simply very annoying, especially considering that these are the same people that complain about us adding "shire" to things. We add "shire" because we think all Brits are hobbits.

Besides, how would you like it if we suddenly started saying "Londoooon"?

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/30/2006 10:15:41 PM

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Wouldn't really caaaaaaaaaaaare, not being of the British persuasion...

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/30/2006 10:18:47 PM

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I'm sorry to have to resurrect this thread but I have something that needs to be said. I was just watching some show with a Brit commentator and, well.....

The next citizen of the UK to pronounce the name of one of this nations biggest cities as "Losangeeleeeees" will be shot on sight.

Perhaps he worked for the Dept of Silly Name Pronunciation. You know, the one just down the hall from the Dept of Redundancy Dept.

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/30/2006 10:27:06 PM

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In return, can I shoot the next American to say "Copenhahgen" instead of "Copenhaygen"?

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/30/2006 10:31:34 PM

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In return, can I shoot the next American to say "Copenhahgen" instead of "Copenhaygen"?

Well, only if you want to be a follow the crowd sort. Shooting Americans seems to be so fashionable its really a bit cliche.

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/30/2006 10:32:22 PM

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Hmmm, can I arrange for a freakish accident involving a falling grand piano then?

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/30/2006 10:33:44 PM

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Much better. At least something a bit more original.

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/30/2006 10:37:26 PM

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In return, can I shoot the next American to say "Copenhahgen" instead of "Copenhaygen"?

Agreed, but only with the caveat that you darn Euros start adapting your infernal placenames to be more pronounsable by normal folks. I refer to manes like Maastricht, Wien and Munchen. And how are we expected to pronounce Brest in public anyhow?

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/30/2006 10:38:04 PM

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Hmmm, can I arrange for a freakish accident involving a falling grand piano then?

Isnt that more RUPDs style? Trying to frame the poor coyote?

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/30/2006 10:38:20 PM

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Perhaps, to be creative and faithful to the classics, I could set up something involving a roller skate, a big pane of glass and a bowling alley...

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/30/2006 10:39:17 PM

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In return, can I shoot the next American to say "Copenhahgen" instead of "Copenhaygen"?

Agreed, but only with the caveat that you darn Euros start adapting your infernal placenames to be more pronounsable by normal folks. I refer to manes like Maastricht, Wien and Munchen. And how are we expected to pronounce Brest in public anyhow?

Like you spell it... Ooops, sorry, I forget you can't spell...

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/30/2006 10:53:00 PM

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You are all wrong. It is not Los Enjelees. It is Los Anheles. Or to be more precise it will be soon. Again.

Ask Samuel Huntington.

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/30/2006 11:01:24 PM

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Perhaps, to be creative and faithful to the classics, I could set up something involving a roller skate, a big pane of glass and a bowling alley...

By contract, that would also require dominoes, at least 12 rope pulleys, a burning candle and, in some states, a bow and arrow.

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/30/2006 11:02:57 PM

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Like you spell it... Ooops, sorry, I forget you can't spell...

No I cant. Which does nothing to answer my question.

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/30/2006 11:03:02 PM

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Hmmm, wonder if I can lay my hands on a muzzle-loading cannon, a toy railroad set, a watermelon, a chicken suit and a cricket bat...?

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/30/2006 11:03:24 PM

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You are all wrong. It is not Los Enjelees. It is Los Anheles. Or to be more precise it will be soon. Again.

Ask Samuel Huntington.

There ya go. At least one dang furriner knows whats going on.

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/30/2006 11:04:49 PM

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Hmmm, wonder if I can lay my hands on a muzzle-loading cannon, a toy railroad set, a watermelon, a chicken suit and a cricket bat...?

All "accidents" utilizing muzzle loading cannon must also include a hamster and a hamster wheel.

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/30/2006 11:06:30 PM

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Damn red tape...

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RE: OT- Ha ! - 10/31/2006 12:17:51 AM

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If the US was returned to the commonwealth, two things would happen.

1. Australian back packers would stop exclusively going to the UK and start travelling to the US as well.
2. Both Australia's & America's average IQs would improve as a result

I also have to mention here that on a reality television show (so must be legit) over 250 Kiwis in Auckland were persuaded to sign a petition asking their own government to cede NZ to Aus and become Tasmania 2. All it took was about 3 hours and two scantily clad Aussie blondes (women - not beers, although you have to wonder . . .)

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