pasternakski
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ORIGINAL: Nikademus Oprah is gonna GET ALL OF YOU! Yeah, but only old pasty will enjoy it. So George Burns and Oprah wound up together for a one-night stand. After they finished making love the first time, Oprah sez, "George! That was wonderful!" George replies, "Glad you liked it. If you hold onto my genitals for a half hour while I take a nap, I'll be ready to do it again." Sure enough, half an hour later, George wakes up and makes passionate love to ole Oprah, who is ecstatic again. George tells her, "Now, if you just hold onto my genitals for another half hour while I take another nap, we can do it again." Half an hour later, George works his magic one more time. Oprah is once more ecstatic, but a little puzzled. "George," she asks, "Why do you have me hold onto your genitals while you take a nap in between times?" George answers, "Because the last black woman I slept with stole my wallet."
< Message edited by pasternakski -- 11/25/2009 2:21:06 PM >
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