Onime No Kyo
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Now, this King Fuchai is an interesting character. Having his capital captured while he was away getting hegemony aside, it seems that he later let his kingdom go completely to the dogs because......you guessed it, of a woman. Cant say I blame him, however, because the young lady in question, Xi Shi, was one of the Four Beauties of China, and legend has it that if she were looking into the water from a bridge, the fish in the river below would be so mesmerized by her beauty that they would forget to swim. Who knew that fish were so interested in human sexuality. The beaches in Australia must have been chock full of dead things when they were filming Baywatch there. Either that, or Pam Anderson just didnt live up to Xi Shi's standards.
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