Onime No Kyo
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake quote:
Janaury 21, 1942 To All Sailors and Officers of IJN Shokaku; Effective immediately, all foreign language swear words are hearby banned from use aboard this vessel. Especailly, I don't want to hear anyone saying, "Madre de Dios" on this vessel again. This order also applies to expressions from our allies. I have heard several sailors saying "non mi rompere le palle". Do you really want your mother's to know you speak like that? And just yesterday, in the officers dining room, I heard an officer exclaim, "SCHIESSE!", when he was given a large helping of creamed chip beef on toast. We are eating better than most Japanese on the home islands. Please show some gratitude. The Discipline Officer will distribute an approved list of Japanese language curses that may be used if you drop a 250 kg bomb on your toes or something, but hey, let's not wear them out, OK? See, that is the problem. If you curse over little things then you will find when the need really arises, you will have to find more fantastical curses. I have asked the ship's surgeon to give a serious of lectures on Stoicism. This might help. Your Captain Matsubara Hiroshi PS. If I find out that some other useless, ****-for-brains, dumb **** unplugs the ***-****** Imperial mother-******* Croaking Device I will put my ***-****** boot so far up the stupid ****-******'s *** he won't know whether to **** or wind his wrist watch. Wind his wrist watch. Thats a good one I havent heard in a while.
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