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RE: Luzon - 3/20/2010 6:38:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		Luzon 1-25-42: I moved a second tank Bn. to Manila as a reinforcement. This worked well as the Jap attack went off at 1:2.

Unfortunately, a Jap attack at Clark went off at 1:1 and removed the last fortifications there. I will take 2 Scout Bn's out of reserve and move a Milita Div. from Bataan and see if I can hold a bit longer at Clark.

The 3 P-38's at Bataan went into action today, ambushing, with the P-40's, a Jap raid on Manila. A dozen Nates and 2nd line bombers went down.

Bataan has 37,000 tons of supply.

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RE: Dutch East Indies Contrarian Newsletter - 3/20/2010 7:13:52 PM   
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RE: Dutch East Indies Contrarian Newsletter - 3/20/2010 7:34:50 PM   
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RE: Dutch East Indies Contrarian Newsletter - 3/20/2010 8:04:04 PM   
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RE: Dutch East Indies Contrarian Newsletter - 3/20/2010 10:04:15 PM   
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He would be wise to paternalistically acknowledge my suggestions and then do just the opposite.


Err....have you had some indications that he's ever done otherwise?

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RE: Dutch East Indies Contrarian Newsletter - 3/20/2010 10:36:47 PM   
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I do, but on the inside.

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RE: Dutch East Indies Contrarian Newsletter - 3/22/2010 12:04:59 AM   
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He would be wise to paternalistically acknowledge my suggestions

I do, but on the inside.


Oh the shame!

Wait, my mom didn't pay you to be on my team again, did she?

You know what, I think it is better to just not answer that.

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Positive Nitrogen Balance - 3/22/2010 12:34:10 AM   
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Digger: <reclining shirtless on a beach chair> Lt., isn't it about time for the mail boat?

Lt. Avery-Guano, Acting Coy CO: <also reclining on a beach chair, eyes closed> Good point. <thinking aloud> Every odd month on the 25th. Hmmm...what's the date?

Digger: 26th, I believe, Lt.

Lt. Avery-Guano, Acting Coy CO: God damnit! We draw duty on this stinking piece of rock and they can't even get the mail boat here on time once every two months. <resumes his previous torpid state...then after about 20 seconds he sits bolt upright> THE RUM RATION!

Digger: Yes sir, we are almost out.

Lt. Avery-Guano, Acting Coy CO: BUGGER! Raise Rabaul on the shortwave, NOW!

Digger: No can do, sir. The batteries are shot, been that way since the first week of December.

Lt. Avery-Guano, Acting Coy CO: MADRE DE DIOS! Well get what's his name to make some more of the cocconut shell batteries. Do I have to think of everything around here? <he takes a sip of his rum and coke and immediately spits it out, peeling off his eyepatches. Evidnetly, a blue-footed boobie has scored a direct hit from 100ft.> GODDMANED FLYING RATS...


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RE: Positive Nitrogen Balance - 3/22/2010 5:16:18 PM   
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*******HQ, Heron Detachment, Nauru Island, January 26, 1942*******

Digger: <reclining shirtless on a beach chair> Lt., isn't it about time for the mail boat?

Lt. Avery-Guano, Acting Coy CO: <also reclining on a beach chair, eyes closed> Good point. <thinking aloud> Every odd month on the 25th. Hmmm...what's the date?

Digger: 26th, I believe, Lt.

Lt. Avery-Guano, Acting Coy CO: God damnit! We draw duty on this stinking piece of rock and they can't even get the mail boat here on time once every two months. <resumes his previous torpid state...then after about 20 seconds he sits bolt upright> THE RUM RATION!

Digger: Yes sir, we are almost out.

Lt. Avery-Guano, Acting Coy CO: BUGGER! Raise Rabaul on the shortwave, NOW!

Digger: No can do, sir. The batteries are shot, been that way since the first week of December.

Lt. Avery-Guano, Acting Coy CO: MADRE DE DIOS! Well get what's his name to make some more of the cocconut shell batteries. Do I have to think of everything around here? <he takes a sip of his rum and coke and immediately spits it out, peeling off his eyepatches. Evidnetly, a blue-footed boobie has scored a direct hit from 100ft.> GODDMANED FLYING RATS...



Just curious, Cap: When Lt. Avery's daughter gets married, will she drop the Guano?

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RE: Mary, Mother of God! - 3/22/2010 10:16:58 PM   
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well, someone quite similar...my maintenance senior chief...used to write witty responses in the Gripe Log, such as:

Pilot Nuggetelli: Transponder inop for entire mission.
Senior Chief: Moved transponder switch to O-N position. Now transponder is four-oh.

Pilot Newbie: Encountered strange sqeaky noise in cockpit in vicinity of co-pilot's seat.
Senior Chief: Applied anti-sqeaky juice in vicinity of co-pilot's seat. No noises encountered.


When a Chief is training an officer; sometimes it's straight forward, sometimes more subtle ways are needed.

Whipple


so true!

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RE: Luzon - 3/22/2010 10:22:13 PM   
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i'm still trying to get my melon around the "hammer a nail into concrete" concept...


They actually make fluted nails designed to be hammered into concrete to hold edge guards, braces etc, for those of us who cant afford a Hilti.


wow...those handy-man types think of EVERYTHING! my wife can attest that i'm not even close to being a handy-man type - as evidenced by my lack of nails-for-concrete knowledge...i did open a particularly stubborn pickle jar for her the other day...otherwise, i might be considered completely useless to her...

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RE: Luzon - 3/23/2010 2:39:06 AM   
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RE: Positive Nitrogen Balance - 3/23/2010 2:39:59 AM   
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ust curious, Cap: When Lt. Avery's daughter gets married, will she drop the Guano

She will probably drop more than Guano!!!

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RE: Positive Nitrogen Balance - 3/23/2010 3:11:41 AM   
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Just curious, Cap: When Lt. Avery's daughter gets married, will she drop the Guano?


Considering the young Lt. is stuck on Nauru Is., the Japs have taken Rabaul and Lunga and Tarawa, the KB is loose in the South Pacific AND the mail boat is late, I would say he should feel lucky if he is able to reproduce.


If it happens, I would favor something like Jane Uppington-Smyth nez Gauno

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RE: Positive Nitrogen Balance - 3/23/2010 3:16:14 AM   
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Just curious, Cap: When Lt. Avery's daughter gets married, will she drop the Guano?


Considering the young Lt. is stuck on Nauru Is., the Japs have taken Rabaul and Lunga and Tarawa, the KB is loose in the South Pacific AND the mail boat is late, I would say he should feel lucky if he is able to reproduce.


If it happens, I would favor something like Jane Uppington-Smyth nez Gauno


née?

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RE: Luzon - 3/23/2010 3:17:10 AM   
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Hammers work well on pickle jars too!


OK, come clean. Is that how you really broke the IKEA hammer?

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RE: Positive Nitrogen Balance - 3/23/2010 7:35:49 PM   
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Just curious, Cap: When Lt. Avery's daughter gets married, will she drop the Guano?


Considering the young Lt. is stuck on Nauru Is., the Japs have taken Rabaul and Lunga and Tarawa, the KB is loose in the South Pacific AND the mail boat is late, I would say he should feel lucky if he is able to reproduce.


If it happens, I would favor something like Jane Uppington-Smyth nez Gauno


née?

Maybe she's part American Indian-of the Nez Perce nation?

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RE: Positive Nitrogen Balance - 3/23/2010 7:38:15 PM   
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Just curious, Cap: When Lt. Avery's daughter gets married, will she drop the Guano?


Considering the young Lt. is stuck on Nauru Is., the Japs have taken Rabaul and Lunga and Tarawa, the KB is loose in the South Pacific AND the mail boat is late, I would say he should feel lucky if he is able to reproduce.


If it happens, I would favor something like Jane Uppington-Smyth nez Gauno


née?


Oh, I see, you mean the maiden name thing.

I forgot to mention that the Lt. is the 3rd great grandson of Chief Dan George of the Nez Guano tribe of the Platte River valley. Quite an amazing story, really.

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The Z key - 3/23/2010 8:11:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		2 US Army Regts. and 1 USMC Regt. are unloading at Noumea. There are now 2 squadrons of Marine SBD's and a Marine F4F squadron to cover the landing. We are one day closer to NOT having a disaster if the KB shows up again.

To try to stop that from happening, there are PBY's at Luganville, Noumea, Fiji and Funafuti.





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White Christmas - 3/23/2010 8:24:27 PM   
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Mr. Crosby: If we don't do something, the General is going to lose his shirt.

Mr. Kaye: You're right......Hey let's put on a show!

Mr. Crosby: Spleindid! Simply swimming idea, but where do we get an audience?

Mr. Kaye: Leave it to me.





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RE: The Z key - 3/23/2010 8:24:56 PM   
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RE: White Christmas - 3/23/2010 8:26:11 PM   
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RE: The Z key - 3/23/2010 8:27:30 PM   
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Why Dutch pilots miss ships:






Try "skip bombing"....skip the bombing and drop some supplies somewhere.

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RE: The Z key - 3/23/2010 8:27:44 PM   
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RE: The Z key - 3/23/2010 8:43:12 PM   
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RE: The Z key - 3/23/2010 8:45:59 PM   
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Allied aircraft
Vildebeest III x 9


Allied aircraft losses
Vildebeest III: 1 destroyed, 8 damaged

Japanese Ships
xAK Ikushima Maru
xAK Johore Maru
xAK Tatuwa Maru, Torpedo hits 2, heavy fires, heavy damage

and then:

Allied aircraft
Vildebeest III x 6


Allied aircraft losses
Vildebeest III: 5 damaged

Japanese Ships
CA Chokai
xAK Fushimi Maru, Torpedo hits 3, and is sunk

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RE: Positive Nitrogen Balance - 3/23/2010 10:21:10 PM   
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Just curious, Cap: When Lt. Avery's daughter gets married, will she drop the Guano?


Considering the young Lt. is stuck on Nauru Is., the Japs have taken Rabaul and Lunga and Tarawa, the KB is loose in the South Pacific AND the mail boat is late, I would say he should feel lucky if he is able to reproduce.


If it happens, I would favor something like Jane Uppington-Smyth nez Gauno


née?


Oh, I see, you mean the maiden name thing.

I forgot to mention that the Lt. is the 3rd great grandson of Chief Dan George of the Nez Guano tribe of the Platte River valley. Quite an amazing story, really.


How did the Spanish take the French barging in and renaming all their Indian tribes like that?

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RE: The Z key - 3/23/2010 10:44:51 PM   
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Today:

Allied aircraft
Vildebeest III x 9


Allied aircraft losses
Vildebeest III: 1 destroyed, 8 damaged

Japanese Ships
xAK Ikushima Maru
xAK Johore Maru
xAK Tatuwa Maru, Torpedo hits 2, heavy fires, heavy damage

and then:

Allied aircraft
Vildebeest III x 6


Allied aircraft losses
Vildebeest III: 5 damaged

Japanese Ships
CA Chokai
xAK Fushimi Maru, Torpedo hits 3, and is sunk

Jolly good show, stringbags! Jolly good.

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RE: The Z key - 3/23/2010 10:47:55 PM   
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I thought Swordfish were stringbags.....

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RE: The Z key - 3/23/2010 10:49:34 PM   
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I thought Swordfish were stringbags.....

Much as "Netties" are Nells and Betties with similar performance envelopes and mission profiles, I believe that the vernacular "stringbags" refers to both Swordfish and Vildebeest aircraft in the same derivative category.

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