Onime No Kyo
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake *********Over Belep Is., 40 m NW of New Ullapool, 10:20, Feb. 6, 1942****** A young P-39 pilot lies suspended from a parachute. He is curiously charismatic, and wears a confident expression despite the fact that he has just narrowly escaped death on his first combat mission while battling three veteran IJN Zero pilots. Against regulations, he wears a well trimmed beard. Nobody would even think of telling thim to shave it off. He is the most interesting man in the squadron. All the men in the squadron want to be him. The gay men want to be with him. They don't ask, of course, they instinctively know it would be inappropriate. Plus, they might get kicked out of the US Army Air Corps and miss all the fun. The young pilot adjust the lines of the chute which he has custom modified to improve control. He redirects his descent toward Belep Island. Below he can just make a group of excitable men with bones in their noses (to be clear, each man has one nose with one bone in it but I didn't know how to say that exactly) and machetes. "This should be interesting", the young pilot says to himself......... The Dos Equis guy is my hero!
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