witpqs
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Joined: 10/4/2004 From: Argleton Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake The old (19 or 20 years) SubZero wasn't so "sub zero" anymore so I ordered Stalker Girl to call the repair dude. quote:
MANDRAKE HOUSHOLD GENERAL ORDER 453-J12 TIME: 07:45:26:06:2012(c) TO: STALKER GIRL YOU ARE DIRECTED TO LIASON WITH SUBZERO REPAIR GUY. THIS DOES NOT INVOLVE GETTING NAKED, BY RA WAY. IF ESTIMATE UNDER 400 BEANS US REPAIR IS AUTHORIZED. IF OVER CALL FOR FURTHER ORDERS. END MESSAGE FLEET ADMIRAL MANDRAKE About 16:30 I get a call, "Can you talk to the repairman?" Uggh, you knew that was coming, right? Repair guy with impenetrable Eastern European accent, Serbian, Bosnian, Moldovan, who the Hell knows: Blah, blah, blah, zlotnik, blah, blah, CONDENSER blah, blah, zlotnik, blah, blah, DEICER TIMER blah, blah, zlotnik, blah, blah, $760....with deescount....sorry. WTF is a "de-icer timer". For all I know he could be making that up. Me: How much does a new one cost? Repair guy with impenetrable Eastern European accent, Serbian, Bosnian, Moldovan, who the Hell knows: Tweeelve thousand DOHlars. Me: Oh...... Ah, but it's to keep your pet penguins happy. You do have pet penguins, yes?
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