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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/26/2013 5:06:27 PM   
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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/26/2013 5:14:07 PM   
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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/26/2013 7:43:00 PM   
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Nope, bully beef

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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/26/2013 8:19:54 PM   
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I assume suprry ships are dropping of albcore steaks?
Nope, bully beef


Ah, there you are. I realize I might not have set the best example at Legaspi, but do we have a surface group to cover the lads at Port Blair?

Also, what do you think...land at Lucena and slog northward or go long for the landing at Loag?

I'm thinking we had better do Lucena first until the Jap airfields at tamped down on Luzon and we find out exactly their carrier strength.

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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/26/2013 8:37:01 PM   
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Status: offline 		I've sent a battleship and some destroyers to cover Op Tony.

As for Luzon we've got aircraft carriers, battleships, cruisers, battlecruisers, submarine cruisers, submarines, fighters, bombers, fighterbombers, marine divisions, infantry divisions, marine divisions, rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, indian agents, mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, **** kickers, and methodists!

So let's go and have some fun!

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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/26/2013 8:41:35 PM   
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I've sent a battleship and some destroyers to cover Op Tony.

As for Luzon we've got aircraft carriers, battleships, cruisers, battlecruisers, submarine cruisers, submarines, fighters, bombers, fighterbombers, marine divisions, infantry divisions, marine divisions, rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, indian agents, mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, **** kickers, and methodists!

So let's go and have some fun!


bull dykes we got

Battlecruisers...nope

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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/26/2013 9:09:02 PM   
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So, I decide to read the manual <snip>


I'm glad I was sitting down when I read this or some of those maladies might have affected me, too!

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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/26/2013 9:22:12 PM   
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I've sent a battleship and some destroyers to cover Op Tony.

As for Luzon we've got aircraft carriers, battleships, cruisers, battlecruisers, submarine cruisers, submarines, fighters, bombers, fighterbombers, marine divisions, infantry divisions, marine divisions, rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, indian agents, mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, **** kickers, and methodists!

So let's go and have some fun!

You forgot the Twats.

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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/26/2013 9:23:25 PM   
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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/26/2013 9:24:48 PM   
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As for Luzon we've got aircraft carriers, battleships, cruisers, battlecruisers, submarine cruisers, submarines, fighters, bombers, fighterbombers, marine divisions, infantry divisions, marine divisions, rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, indian agents, mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, **** kickers, and methodists!


Observation: "You said marine divisions twice!"

Response: "I like Marine Divisions."

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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/26/2013 9:30:35 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sprior
As for Luzon we've got aircraft carriers, battleships, cruisers, battlecruisers, submarine cruisers, submarines, fighters, bombers, fighterbombers, marine divisions, infantry divisions, marine divisions, rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, indian agents, mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, **** kickers, and methodists!


Observation: "You said marine divisions twice!"

Response: "I like Marine Divisions."

Maybe he meant these guys (the second time)?




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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/26/2013 9:31:40 PM   
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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/26/2013 9:34:05 PM   
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Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.



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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/26/2013 9:35:14 PM   
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I was intimating the personnel interview by Heady...erm...Hedley Lamar of the bushwackers and hooligans in Blazing Saddles.

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.



I noticed

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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/26/2013 9:35:50 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sprior

I've sent a battleship and some destroyers to cover Op Tony.

As for Luzon we've got aircraft carriers, battleships, cruisers, battlecruisers, submarine cruisers, submarines, fighters, bombers, fighterbombers, marine divisions, infantry divisions, marine divisions, rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, indian agents, mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, **** kickers, and methodists!

So let's go and have some fun!

You forgot the Twats.


These guys?






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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/26/2013 9:38:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Grollub


quote:

ORIGINAL: sprior

I've sent a battleship and some destroyers to cover Op Tony.

As for Luzon we've got aircraft carriers, battleships, cruisers, battlecruisers, submarine cruisers, submarines, fighters, bombers, fighterbombers, marine divisions, infantry divisions, marine divisions, rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, indian agents, mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, **** kickers, and methodists!

So let's go and have some fun!

You forgot the Twats.


These guys?







Clousta Twatt? Is that near Clih Forest?

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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/26/2013 9:39:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Grollub


quote:

ORIGINAL: sprior

I've sent a battleship and some destroyers to cover Op Tony.

As for Luzon we've got aircraft carriers, battleships, cruisers, battlecruisers, submarine cruisers, submarines, fighters, bombers, fighterbombers, marine divisions, infantry divisions, marine divisions, rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, indian agents, mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, **** kickers, and methodists!

So let's go and have some fun!

You forgot the Twats.


These guys?





No, this guy.




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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/26/2013 9:39:40 PM   
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I was intimating the personnel interview by Heady...erm...Hedley Lamar of the bushwackers and hooligans in Blazing Saddles.

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.





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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/26/2013 9:40:43 PM   
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That's a female.

I used to drive down that road.

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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/26/2013 9:44:29 PM   
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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/26/2013 9:46:20 PM   
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Better?






Bloody tourists

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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/26/2013 9:48:38 PM   
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ETA; Never mind. I'm in the wrong AAR.

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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/26/2013 9:50:05 PM   
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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/26/2013 10:01:56 PM   
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Indeed, if we started just posting complete bollocks where would be?


Page 376, I reckon.

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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/26/2013 10:02:56 PM   
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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/27/2013 4:46:54 AM   
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So, I decide to read the manual and figure out why all my task forces are going places I don't want them to go and on the first freakin' page it tells me I am going to catch epilepsy becasue I am already doing everything it says not to do.




See this is why you have had it right all along.. Keep pretending not to read the manual and you won't get hurt.


P.s. Actually, I wouldn't believe any of it. What really happened was some lawyer got absolutely trashed by the AI and threatened to sue Matrix unless they put that disclaimer in there. Now he can tell all his friends that the computer did it, not his lousy play.

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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/27/2013 12:59:30 PM   
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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/27/2013 1:00:17 PM   
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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/27/2013 2:22:55 PM   
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Nearly there:






Woah! All this thunder and fury and you haven't even unloaded at Prome yet?

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RE: How could anything Sorong... be so right? - 3/27/2013 4:26:51 PM   
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Woah! All this thunder and fury and you haven't even unloaded at Prome yet?


Umm...Argletonian dude...can one unload at Prome? Isn't that upriver / inland?

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