Moondawggie
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Joined: 10/18/2003 From: Placer County CA Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake quote:
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo quote:
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake ***with 2nd Platoon, B Coy., 803rd EAB, June 2, 1942, Katherine***** <a crew is finishing up a bunker> Pvt. Rivera (token Puerto Rican): Hey Kowalski, get a load of that! Pvt. Kowalski (token Pole): <looks in direction indicated by Rivera. In the far distance there is a massive reptile standing on two legs and he or she looks kinda angry. He or she thrashes back and forth. Large plates on his or her back oscillate oddly. In fact they look to be made of rubber. And the thing has no neck either. OK, I'll say it. It looks like some guy in a big rubber suit> What the ****? <A B-26 zooms low over the creature and is promptly incinerated by a fireball from the creatures mouth. The scale of the thing becomes evident. He or she then emits an odd roar that curiously in the treble range for his or her size but still creepy> Madre de Dios! That is the biggest ******* lizzard I have ever seen. Pvt. Rivera (token Puerto Rican): No ****! We are going to need bigger bunkers. They hired a Mexican to play a Pole? Someone in Casting will pay for this. Oh, you mean "Madre de Dios!"? Nah, everybody in the PTO says that now. It has pretty much replaced "Zounds!" Zounds! Could someone tell me how to work the upgrade path for IJA AA equipment so I can get access to the Godzilla Mark 3 model, too?
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"The Yankees got all the smart ones, and look where it got them." General George Pickett, the night before Gettysburg
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