AW1Steve
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Joined: 3/10/2007 From: Mordor Illlinois Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: Mike Solli Morning guys. I'm in Washington state (been here all week). What a dreary place. I don't know how Nik can survive this. My psychic powers tell me it's gray, overcast, cold and raining there? Damn, you must be psychic! How did you do that!? Watch this for an encore (presses hand to forehead, eyes unfocused, speaks in far-away monotone): My psychic powers tell me that USSAmerica and AW1 Steve are ordering their forces to run away in our 2x2 PBEM... Dude! Word! <snip> Yeah, and the word USED to be OPSEC.   You think it's a secret that their not exactly doing well? It's the begining of January and they still haven't taken Manila, Singapore or even Wake! They haven't sunk anything bigger that a heavy CA! Unless you count sinking the POW 3 times!We may have been withdrawing, but they have a case of the SLOWS! Dude, gimme a break. We're spending all our time gingerly stepping over all the dead Allied bodies in our way-that's our chief impediment to progress on the ground. Do you know how tough it is to extricate bits of Chinese infantry from your tank's bogey wheels on a daily basis? Not enough picks and shovels to go around! By the way, we didn't mention that a certain MacArthur will be paradropped back on Bataan. He was captured yesterday just south of Manila attempting escape. His bamboo raft was bound together by dried seaweed and snot, clearly insufficient to carry his own substantial girth and the gold bullion from the Phillipino treasury. You feed him for the next 4 years. Fair is fair....you caught him, you have to keep him!
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