Kwik E Mart
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so i do my 12 hours of fasting for my lab work this morning...not even a cup of coffee before the drive to the dr's office...get my ticket to get in line for the needles and such...darn...i get 30, the counter is on 24...cross my legs tightly since i've saved up a great bladder of urine for the pee test...number 30, i'm up...yahoo!...um, sir...i don't have your paper work...i'm going to have to ask the dr what to draw for you...<sickem rickem mudder mudder>...please have a seat...two more patients go ahead of me while i wait...now my eyes are swimming and a slow ache begins in the bladder region...oh, the dr is seeing someone...just a few more minutes...<sweet mother of god...how can i hold this?>...ok, now we are set...which arm?...<christ, just pick one, any one>...ok, all done...what about the urine test, i ask...oh, the dr doesn't need a sample for this appointment...AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <runs to bathroom with legs clenched>
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Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude! Ron Swanson: Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets. 
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