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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 9:01:31 PM

Chickenboy

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55 mph winds

Oooh, scary.

I imagine there are some distinct benefits of cruising underneath all that nonsense.

It has its downsides.

I can't fathom what those may be.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 9:02:00 PM

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Two UNPs in as many days. "I must be in the front row...."

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 9:05:33 PM

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Always thought Scandinavians just drank aquavit. Didn't know they had medicine as well.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 9:06:40 PM

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The running Scandanavian joke around these here parts is "If you can still taste the lutefisk, you need to drink more aquavit."

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 9:09:06 PM

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Lutefisk: food, sexual technique or stone age medical procedure?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 9:18:24 PM

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Short Xmas party SITREP;

Smack full of Christmas food.

Approaching "Stoned" level.

** Hormone alert ** Female college dinosaurs starting to look attractive - advise going home. ** End hormone alert **

Leaving.

End SITREP.

SITREP received. Wait one. New orders incoming:

Return to your mission. Seek congress with paleolithic reptilian life forms as targets of opportunity. Do not-repeat-do not return home at this time.

"Scotch goggles" Mk. 1, Mod. 0 functioning within normative operational parameters, as designed. Continue inbibing until you can no longer recall your imminent regrets.

That is all. Out.

**Follow up SITREP.
New orders recieved. Rejected.

Arrived safely at the bachelor cave.

Watching moving pictures on cave wall featuring some curvaceous babeous with perky bosoms*, instead of giving in to "Scotch Googles" Mk1, Mod 0.

Have started on some "Scotch googles" MkII (Not that I need it).

Tribal clan chief (AKA "section cmdr") have approved of me being free tomorrow.

Life is good.

**End SITREP

*Homage to Cap. Mandrake

Side note one: To our danish friend; I will quote another forum regular. Dumbass.

Side note two: I think "stoned" means the same thing here. Words come out funny right now. Good thing I'm not writing with my tongue ...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 9:19:30 PM

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The running Scandanavian joke around these here parts is "If you can still taste the lutefisk, you need to drink more aquavit."

Joke???

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 9:20:23 PM

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Lutefisk: food, sexual technique or stone age medical procedure?

Do you really, REALLY want to know that ... ?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 9:21:02 PM

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: sprior

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: sprior

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55 mph winds

Oooh, scary.

I imagine there are some distinct benefits of cruising underneath all that nonsense.

It has its downsides.

I can't fathom what those may be.

Believe it, things can be sub-optimal!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 9:45:01 PM

Grollub

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Good night gents.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 9:46:37 PM

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I see the holiday imbibing has begun. Raise the WIERDCON level.........

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 9:50:48 PM

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ORIGINAL: Grollub

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: Grollub

Short Xmas party SITREP;

Smack full of Christmas food.

Approaching "Stoned" level.

** Hormone alert ** Female college dinosaurs starting to look attractive - advise going home. ** End hormone alert **

Leaving.

End SITREP.

SITREP received. Wait one. New orders incoming:

Return to your mission. Seek congress with paleolithic reptilian life forms as targets of opportunity. Do not-repeat-do not return home at this time.

"Scotch goggles" Mk. 1, Mod. 0 functioning within normative operational parameters, as designed. Continue inbibing until you can no longer recall your imminent regrets.

That is all. Out.

**Follow up SITREP.
New orders recieved. Rejected.

Arrived safely at the bachelor cave.

Watching moving pictures on cave wall featuring some curvaceous babeous with perky bosoms*, instead of giving in to "Scotch Googles" Mk1, Mod 0.

Have started on some "Scotch googles" MkII (Not that I need it).

Tribal clan chief (AKA "section cmdr") have approved of me being free tomorrow.

Life is good.

**End SITREP

*Homage to Cap. Mandrake

Side note one: To our danish friend; I will quote another forum regular. Dumbass.

Side note two: I think "stoned" means the same thing here. Words come out funny right now. Good thing I'm not writing with my tongue ...

female college and dinasaurs just doesn't seem to go together to me...is this a community college in which older women go back to get their degrees?

gawd, i'm getting old...all i can picture is a "girls gone wild" episode when reading this...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 10:07:25 PM

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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: sprior

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: sprior

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55 mph winds

Oooh, scary.

I imagine there are some distinct benefits of cruising underneath all that nonsense.

It has its downsides.

I can't fathom what those may be.

Believe it, things can be sub-optimal!

Deep down I'm just crushed...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 10:09:42 PM

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: sprior

quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

quote:

ORIGINAL: sprior

quote:

55 mph winds

Oooh, scary.

I imagine there are some distinct benefits of cruising underneath all that nonsense.

It has its downsides.

I can't fathom what those may be.

Believe it, things can be sub-optimal!

Deep down I'm just crushed...

Is it me, or does the level of discourse seem to be sinking fast?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 10:12:18 PM

Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: sprior

quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

quote:

ORIGINAL: sprior

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55 mph winds

Oooh, scary.

I imagine there are some distinct benefits of cruising underneath all that nonsense.

It has its downsides.

I can't fathom what those may be.

Believe it, things can be sub-optimal!

Deep down I'm just crushed...

Is it me, or does the level of discourse seem to be sinking fast?

Rational discourse seems to have been torpedoed.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 10:16:26 PM

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: sprior

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

quote:

ORIGINAL: sprior

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55 mph winds

Oooh, scary.

I imagine there are some distinct benefits of cruising underneath all that nonsense.

It has its downsides.

I can't fathom what those may be.

Believe it, things can be sub-optimal!

Deep down I'm just crushed...

Is it me, or does the level of discourse seem to be sinking fast?

Rational discourse seems to have been torpedoed.

Yeah, its taken a real dive.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 10:16:48 PM

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Oh good grief.....

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 10:18:57 PM

Chickenboy

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Oh good grief.....

Mynok, I would have thought that you of all people/thingies would have gotten a real charge from the depths of depravity to which we've sunk.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 10:20:49 PM

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Oh good grief.....

Mynok, I would have thought that you of all people/thingies would have gotten a real charge from the depths of depravity to which we've sunk.

he can be kinda pr!ckly about these things sometimes... a real hedgehog.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 10:22:59 PM

Chickenboy

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I'm going to go and wash my mouth out now. I've got a bad taste in it after this. I have Scope brand mouthwash, but two distinct flavors. I can't decide between the Spearmint and Peppermint. No matter, I'll try a pair of Scopes.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 10:27:17 PM

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I'm going to go and wash my mouth out now.� I've got a bad taste in it after this.� I have Scope brand mouthwash, but two distinct flavors.� I can't decide between the Spearmint and Peppermint.� No matter, I'll try a pair of Scopes.�

Maybe you should try using four tubes (of toothpaste) as well.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 10:29:43 PM

Chickenboy

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I'm going to go and wash my mouth out now.� I've got a bad taste in it after this.� I have Scope brand mouthwash, but two distinct flavors.� I can't decide between the Spearmint and Peppermint.� No matter, I'll try a pair of Scopes.�

Maybe you should try using four tubes (of toothpaste) as well.

Four in the front, but I ain't putting any tubes near the rear. Doesn't make any sense.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 10:30:37 PM

Chickenboy

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On that note (and with much fanfare)...home parole tithe...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 10:34:08 PM

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On that note (and with much fanfare)...home parole tithe...

Heading for port, eh? Well, drive careful.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 10:51:10 PM

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On that note (and with much fanfare)...home parole tithe...

Heading for port, eh? Well, drive careful.

Heading for the coop I would think, he'll be rousting tonight with all those Hens tonight methinks.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/9/2010 10:53:18 PM

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Morning tithe, coffee reviving brain faction slowly, and heart beginning to beat.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 12:31:25 AM

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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I'm going to go and wash my mouth out now.� I've got a bad taste in it after this.� I have Scope brand mouthwash, but two distinct flavors.� I can't decide between the Spearmint and Peppermint.� No matter, I'll try a pair of Scopes.�

Maybe you should try using four tubes (of toothpaste) as well.

Four in the front, but I ain't putting any tubes near the rear. Doesn't make any sense.

The under currents here are running strong.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 12:31:49 AM

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Off to do a turn.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 12:51:49 AM

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

I'm going to go and wash my mouth out now.� I've got a bad taste in it after this.� I have Scope brand mouthwash, but two distinct flavors.� I can't decide between the Spearmint and Peppermint.� No matter, I'll try a pair of Scopes.�

Maybe you should try using four tubes (of toothpaste) as well.

Four in the front, but I ain't putting any tubes near the rear. Doesn't make any sense.

The under currents here are running strong.