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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 1:00:30 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Mynok


Oh good grief.....

Mynok, I would have thought that you of all people/thingies would have gotten a real charge from the depths of depravity to which we've sunk.


Thread help us!!!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 1:03:29 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart


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Short Xmas party SITREP;

Smack full of Christmas food.

Approaching "Stoned" level.

** Hormone alert ** Female college dinosaurs starting to look attractive - advise going home. ** End hormone alert **

Leaving.

End SITREP.


SITREP received. Wait one. New orders incoming:

Return to your mission. Seek congress with paleolithic reptilian life forms as targets of opportunity. Do not-repeat-do not return home at this time.

"Scotch goggles" Mk. 1, Mod. 0 functioning within normative operational parameters, as designed. Continue inbibing until you can no longer recall your imminent regrets.

That is all. Out.




**Follow up SITREP.
New orders recieved. Rejected.

Arrived safely at the bachelor cave.

Watching moving pictures on cave wall featuring some curvaceous babeous with perky bosoms*, instead of giving in to "Scotch Googles" Mk1, Mod 0.

Have started on some "Scotch googles" MkII (Not that I need it).

Tribal clan chief (AKA "section cmdr") have approved of me being free tomorrow.

Life is good.

**End SITREP

*Homage to Cap. Mandrake

Side note one: To our danish friend; I will quote another forum regular. Dumbass.

Side note two: I think "stoned" means the same thing here. Words come out funny right now. Good thing I'm not writing with my tongue ...


female college and dinasaurs just doesn't seem to go together to me...is this a community college in which older women go back to get their degrees? gawd, i'm getting old...all i can picture is a "girls gone wild" episode when reading this...


I'm afraid the "dinosaurs" term referred to older staff members and not students. Something tells me if there were female students involved, we would never have received the initial SITREP.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 1:03:43 AM   
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ORIGINAL: BrucePowers


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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I'm going to go and wash my mouth out now.  I've got a bad taste in it after this.  I have Scope brand mouthwash, but two distinct flavors.  I can't decide between the Spearmint and Peppermint.  No matter, I'll try a pair of Scopes. 

Maybe you should try using four tubes (of toothpaste) as well.

Four in the front, but I ain't putting any tubes near the rear. Doesn't make any sense.


The under currents here are running strong.

Everyone here is a critic. An array of toads. A toad array.


A group of Toads is called a Knot of Toads.


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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 1:04:03 AM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 1:04:56 AM   
USSAmerica


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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 1:05:37 AM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 1:10:04 AM   
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Post work tithe.


Let me guess... you're a brain-surgeon in real-life, yes?


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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 1:18:28 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DivePac88


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: BrucePowers


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

I'm going to go and wash my mouth out now.  I've got a bad taste in it after this.  I have Scope brand mouthwash, but two distinct flavors.  I can't decide between the Spearmint and Peppermint.  No matter, I'll try a pair of Scopes. 

Maybe you should try using four tubes (of toothpaste) as well.

Four in the front, but I ain't putting any tubes near the rear. Doesn't make any sense.


The under currents here are running strong.

Everyone here is a critic. An array of toads. A toad array.


A group of Toads is called a Knot of Toads.


i think you missed the pun, although perhaps that is a good thing ... (toad array... towed array)...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 1:22:17 AM   
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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso


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ORIGINAL: DivePac88


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: BrucePowers


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

I'm going to go and wash my mouth out now.  I've got a bad taste in it after this.  I have Scope brand mouthwash, but two distinct flavors.  I can't decide between the Spearmint and Peppermint.  No matter, I'll try a pair of Scopes. 

Maybe you should try using four tubes (of toothpaste) as well.

Four in the front, but I ain't putting any tubes near the rear. Doesn't make any sense.


The under currents here are running strong.

Everyone here is a critic. An array of toads. A toad array.


A group of Toads is called a Knot of Toads.


i think you missed the pun, although perhaps that is a good thing ... (toad array... towed array)...


Oh, I did too, head in the sand again.


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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 1:22:25 AM   
Onime No Kyo


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ORIGINAL: sprior


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: sprior

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55 mph winds


Oooh, scary.

I imagine there are some distinct benefits of cruising underneath all that nonsense.


It has its downsides.

I can't fathom what those may be.


Believe it, things can be sub-optimal!


Bob, please dont encourage him.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 1:43:31 AM   
Onime No Kyo


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Post work tithe.


Let me guess... you're a brain-surgeon in real-life, yes?



How did you know?

Do brain surgeons work late?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 2:10:23 AM   
Onime No Kyo


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Status: offline 		So angels are aliens because of a passage in the bible that says that angels mated with humans and produced a race of "giants" that went really giants but half-humans with superpowers and we know this because no fossils of giants have ever been found.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 2:26:41 AM   
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ORIGINAL: rtrapasso


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: BrucePowers


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: rtrapasso


quote:

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

I'm going to go and wash my mouth out now.  I've got a bad taste in it after this.  I have Scope brand mouthwash, but two distinct flavors.  I can't decide between the Spearmint and Peppermint.  No matter, I'll try a pair of Scopes. 

Maybe you should try using four tubes (of toothpaste) as well.

Four in the front, but I ain't putting any tubes near the rear. Doesn't make any sense.


The under currents here are running strong.

Everyone here is a critic. An array of toads. A toad array.


A group of Toads is called a Knot of Toads.


i think you missed the pun, although perhaps that is a good thing ... (toad array... towed array)...


With these toad arrays around, I am not sure if we should be "sounding" off

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 3:14:45 AM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 5:57:57 AM   
USSAmerica


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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 7:21:30 AM   
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It seems i have missed a great time on the THREAD!!! last evening

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 7:40:33 AM   
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Sligtly hungover today for some mysterious reason

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 7:43:40 AM   
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female college and dinasaurs just doesn't seem to go together to me...is this a community college in which older women go back to get their degrees? gawd, i'm getting old...all i can picture is a "girls gone wild" episode when reading this...


I'm afraid the "dinosaurs" term referred to older staff members and not students. Something tells me if there were female students involved, we would never have received the initial SITREP.

Good analysis Mike. Spot on!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 7:49:51 AM   
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Good morning!


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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 8:40:30 AM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 9:05:03 AM   
comte


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Its a very cold -11 Degrees Centigrade here right now

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 9:16:19 AM   
Apollo11


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Its a very cold -11 Degrees Centigrade here right now


Yesterday morning we had +15 degrees Centigrade and sunny day with blue skies - it was like that until noon - then the temperature dropped to 0 degrees Centigrade and ice rain began to be replaced by blizzard...

This morning it was -7 degrees Centigrade...

Old(er) people have problems with such drastic temperature changes in less than 24 hours (more than 20 degrees centigrade)...


Leo "Apollo11"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 11:09:13 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Apollo11

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ORIGINAL: Aces8

Its a very cold -11 Degrees Centigrade here right now


Yesterday morning we had +15 degrees Centigrade and sunny day with blue skies - it was like that until noon - then the temperature dropped to 0 degrees Centigrade and ice rain began to be replaced by blizzard...

This morning it was -7 degrees Centigrade...

Old(er) people have problems with such drastic temperature changes in less than 24 hours (more than 20 degrees centigrade)...


Leo "Apollo11"


Because I'm not working nights the temperature has improved here

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 11:10:39 AM   
USSAmerica


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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 11:27:16 AM   
Apollo11


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ORIGINAL: Dixie

quote:

ORIGINAL: Apollo11

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ORIGINAL: Aces8

Its a very cold -11 Degrees Centigrade here right now


Yesterday morning we had +15 degrees Centigrade and sunny day with blue skies - it was like that until noon - then the temperature dropped to 0 degrees Centigrade and ice rain began to be replaced by blizzard...

This morning it was -7 degrees Centigrade...

Old(er) people have problems with such drastic temperature changes in less than 24 hours (more than 20 degrees centigrade)...


Because I'm not working nights the temperature has improved here


It will drop below 0 degrees soon enough... don't worry Martin...


Leo "Apollo11"

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 11:29:01 AM   
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Status: offline 		Morning tithe. Another early day in a very trying week. Thread I hope next week is easier.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 11:50:32 AM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 11:57:22 AM   
sprior


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Status: offline 		Anyone have much experience with Empires in Arms?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 12:04:42 PM   
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Hi all,

It will drop below 0 degrees soon enough... don't worry Martin...


Leo "Apollo11"


Ummm, hooray?



I don't care, because I'm not back at work until the 27th

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/10/2010 12:15:10 PM   
Grollub


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Anyone have much experience with Empires in Arms?

I have the board game and bought the computer game when it was released. Haven't played it for a year(+) though. Was there anything particular you wanted to ask about?

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