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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:05:36 PM   
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day two of useless training


I've been out of touch for most of the last several days. What kind of useless training are you being subjected to, Nik?


The training for the replacement job they think i'm going to be doing next week.



Let them fire you so you can collect unemployment benefits while you hunt for a new job!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:06:10 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:13:16 PM   
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Leo, could you please add the letter "S" to the very beginning of your sig line?


No he couldn't.


so your planning skills would not live up to the billing? don't sell yourself short, my man...

edit: spelling

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:13:52 PM   
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Let them fire you so you can collect unemployment benefits while you hunt for a new job!


assuming that doesn't happen before next week....i plan on leaving a dignified note

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:13:55 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:20:40 PM   
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11 month old son + winter vomiting disease (- fiancee at work) = no fun for daddy


That sucks. Hope the little dude gets well soon.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:21:06 PM   
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I think that must be the best sigline ever. Now I shall hunt through the vastness of the internets(TM) to come up with something clever and funny too.


I'm not allowed the sigline I wanted


Tell us what it was then


Something about trolls and/or Communists, I'm sure.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:21:51 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:22:10 PM   
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day two of useless training


Sorry for the stupid question, Nik, but what are they training you for if they got rid of your position?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:22:45 PM   
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and I have hot coffee. 





To spite your dentist?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:23:56 PM   
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day two of useless training


Sorry for the stupid question, Nik, but what are they training you for if they got rid of your position?


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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:24:12 PM   
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I'm getting worried, Mrs Dixie is making dinner but she's closed the serving hatch so I can't see into the kitchen.  I hope she isn't putting poison in my pancakes 

Pancakes ... yummy!

Ah yes, it's Shrove Tuesday

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:24:48 PM   
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day two of useless training


I've been out of touch for most of the last several days. What kind of useless training are you being subjected to, Nik?


The training for the replacement job they think i'm going to be doing next week.


Ah. That answers my question.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:25:14 PM   
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Time for a pint of Marston's Pedigree before I make dinner.


Liquid dog food?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:25:57 PM   
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You get the top of Page 500 to make up for it.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:29:24 PM   
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I'm getting worried, Mrs Dixie is making dinner but she's closed the serving hatch so I can't see into the kitchen.  I hope she isn't putting poison in my pancakes 


Its a terrible plan. I'm sure that having you keel over at elevensies would count as hors de combat for the purpose of your military life ins policy.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:30:04 PM   
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day two of useless training


Sorry for the stupid question, Nik, but what are they training you for if they got rid of your position?


entry level call taker.




I'd go with the aforementioned dignified note.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:32:52 PM   
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I'm getting worried, Mrs Dixie is making dinner but she's closed the serving hatch so I can't see into the kitchen.  I hope she isn't putting poison in my pancakes 


Does she have cause to?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:33:47 PM   
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Time for a pint of Marston's Pedigree before I make dinner.


Liquid dog food?


I shall ignore that as I know you don't know better.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:36:28 PM   
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I'm getting worried, Mrs Dixie is making dinner but she's closed the serving hatch so I can't see into the kitchen.  I hope she isn't putting poison in my pancakes 


Does she have cause to?


Dunno. What might pass as a reason to the female mind would be a mere trifle to the intellectually superior male mind. Watching football instead of Celebrity Dancing on Ice or a nice programme about fluffy kittens may be enough to send them over the edge...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:36:58 PM   
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Time for a pint of Marston's Pedigree before I make dinner.


Liquid dog food?


I shall ignore that as I know you don't know better.


Youre right. I come from a land where (at least for general consumption) Newcastle is considered extraordinary.

Edit: BTW, its quite unsporting of you to pretend not to have gotten the joke since I'm sure that you know that Pedigree is a dog food on this side of the lake.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:37:59 PM   
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What might pass as a reason to the female mind would be a mere trifle to the intellectually superior male mind


If she reads this then give the pancakes to the dog.

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log! - 3/8/2011 6:38:38 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:39:03 PM   
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What might pass as a reason to the female mind would be a mere trifle to the intellectually superior male mind


If she reads this then give the pancakes to the dog.


I thought he liked the dog.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:42:02 PM   
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I'm sure theres a bit of cultural commentary here but I'll just let it go.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:43:52 PM   
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What might pass as a reason to the female mind would be a mere trifle to the intellectually superior male mind


If she reads this then give the pancakes to the dog.


Foolproof! If she gives them to the dog then they're clearly not poisoned and all I have to do is fight the dog for them.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:44:14 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:44:48 PM   
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What might pass as a reason to the female mind would be a mere trifle to the intellectually superior male mind


If she reads this then give the pancakes to the dog.


Foolproof! If she gives them to the dog then they're clearly not poisoned and all I have to do is fight the dog for them.


Yah, but you'd lose.

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RE: log! - 3/8/2011 6:46:55 PM   
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my god.....there's canned Haggis in the pantry.....


What about neeps and tatties?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 3/8/2011 6:49:14 PM   
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To spite your dentist?


After the dentist visit....

Our dentist is actually a good family friend.

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