Slitherine

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ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

Welcome to the club, Mynok. When is the big day? Also, any word on the other company?

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ORIGINAL: USS America

Not sure about the Sioux, but my Hurricanes have back to back games with the Blackhawks tonight and the Flyers tomorrow night.  I hope the Flyers are still playing defense like they did last night against the Jets.  They lost to the Jets at Philly, 9-8!!!! 

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ORIGINAL: Mynok

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ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

Welcome to the club, Mynok. When is the big day? Also, any word on the other company?

I suspect I will know something today or Monday.

Created by the amazing Dixie

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ORIGINAL: Mynok

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ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

Welcome to the club, Mynok. When is the big day? Also, any word on the other company?

I suspect I will know something today or Monday.

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ORIGINAL: USS America

Not sure about the Sioux, but my Hurricanes have back to back games with the Blackhawks tonight and the Flyers tomorrow night.  I hope the Flyers are still playing defense like they did last night against the Jets.  They lost to the Jets at Philly, 9-8!!!! 

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ORIGINAL: JWE

In the grand spirit of all things sportable.

From the director's cut; sotto vocce:

Ohh, Mrs Crane, I'm looking at you. You wore green so you could hide. I don't blame you, you're a tramp. Oh, that was a good one. Ooh, that was right where you wanted it. I like how your bottom waggles with your driver and I have a driver that will waggle with your bottom. Oh, Mrs Crane, you're a little monkey woman. You know that? You're a little monkey woman. You're lean, and you're mean and you're not too far between either, I bet, are ya. I see them legs that go right up to your waist. Would you like to wrap your spikes around my hat?

Wait up girls. I got a salami I gotta hide still. Oh, man in the boat overboard. You beast. You savage. Bark like a dog for me. Oh, bark like a dog. I will teach you the meaning of the word respect.

exeunt hommes.

Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Ron Swanson: Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Home-bound tithe...

When you see the Southern Cross, For the first time
You understand now, Why you came this way

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ORIGINAL: DivePac88

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Home-bound tithe...

Good on yah Andre, have good afternoon mate.

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ORIGINAL: Mynok

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ORIGINAL: Mike Solli

Welcome to the club, Mynok. When is the big day? Also, any word on the other company?

I suspect I will know something today or Monday.

Prior Preparation & Planning Prevents Pathetically Poor Performance!

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P: UV, WitP, WitP-AE

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Hello Prospective Partner,

I have decided to use this medium to extend a prosperous business hand shake with you and welcome you in the Oil & Gas industry. Having been in this sector of the economy since 1998, I will say without mincing words that know the terrain 100% and can guarantee our smooth operation in this highly legitimate and money spinning venture.

With my network as a staff of the National Oil Company, I have facilitated the issuance of an oil lifting license to a company that is presently out of business. This license gives the owner the mandate to lift and market a total of 60 million barrels of the crude oil for a total period of 5 years thus a sales capacity of 1 million barrels monthly. As the license remains valid for another 3 years, I’m proposing that we work out a business arrangement where we can operate the license together for the remaining period and share the proceeds on a 50:50 bases. This is the fairest I can go.

Going by the commission rates for license holders with the National Oil Company, we will be entitled to a $2.00 commission from the National Oil Company per barrel of the product sold and another $1.00 commission from the buyers. This implies a total commission intake of $3.00 per barrel of the crude oil successfully sold to the buyers.

As license holders, our job is to locate the end buyers of the crude oil and facilitate a buy/sales transaction of the crude oil between the National Oil Company being the seller and the buyers. My job status as a staff of the Company will not allow me to personal own the license so I will, take up t he responsibility of locating the buyers and being on the ground to facilitate the sales operations. You will play the role of the license owner and the beneficiary to the sales proceeds which will be shared between us 50:50 thereafter.

I will need your comments and queries to explain further and also advise us on the process of reacquiring the license to you as the new operator and the mode of operation of this project.

I await your response.

E. C

Prior Preparation & Planning Prevents Pathetically Poor Performance!

A & B: WitW, WitE, WbtS, GGWaW, GGWaW2-AWD, HttR, CotA, BftB, CF
P: UV, WitP, WitP-AE

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ORIGINAL: Terminus

Suicidally depressed when sober, homicidally insane when drunk tithe...

Prior Preparation & Planning Prevents Pathetically Poor Performance!

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P: UV, WitP, WitP-AE

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ORIGINAL: Terminus

Suicidally depressed when sober, homicidally insane when drunk tithe...

Bigger boys stole my sig

(in reply to Terminus)

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ORIGINAL: Apollo11

Hi all,

WOW - I can become oil & gas magnate and become rich even more (as you might remember I was already offered 7000000 Pounds from lottery few days ago)...

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Hello Prospective Partner,

I have decided to use this medium to extend a prosperous business hand shake with you and welcome you in the Oil & Gas industry. Having been in this sector of the economy since 1998, I will say without mincing words that know the terrain 100% and can guarantee our smooth operation in this highly legitimate and money spinning venture.

With my network as a staff of the National Oil Company, I have facilitated the issuance of an oil lifting license to a company that is presently out of business. This license gives the owner the mandate to lift and market a total of 60 million barrels of the crude oil for a total period of 5 years thus a sales capacity of 1 million barrels monthly. As the license remains valid for another 3 years, I’m proposing that we work out a business arrangement where we can operate the license together for the remaining period and share the proceeds on a 50:50 bases. This is the fairest I can go.

Going by the commission rates for license holders with the National Oil Company, we will be entitled to a $2.00 commission from the National Oil Company per barrel of the product sold and another $1.00 commission from the buyers. This implies a total commission intake of $3.00 per barrel of the crude oil successfully sold to the buyers.

As license holders, our job is to locate the end buyers of the crude oil and facilitate a buy/sales transaction of the crude oil between the National Oil Company being the seller and the buyers. My job status as a staff of the Company will not allow me to personal own the license so I will, take up t he responsibility of locating the buyers and being on the ground to facilitate the sales operations. You will play the role of the license owner and the beneficiary to the sales proceeds which will be shared between us 50:50 thereafter.

I will need your comments and queries to explain further and also advise us on the process of reacquiring the license to you as the new operator and the mode of operation of this project.

I await your response.

E. C

Leo "Apollo11"

Created by the amazing Dixie

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ORIGINAL: Terminus

Don't worry about me, Leo. The above is a Terry Pratchett quote (aside from the "tithe").

Prior Preparation & Planning Prevents Pathetically Poor Performance!

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P: UV, WitP, WitP-AE

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ORIGINAL: Dixie

Chelsea 3 Arsenal 5 (!)  Cracking match today, especially when you're not worried about the outcome 

Prior Preparation & Planning Prevents Pathetically Poor Performance!

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P: UV, WitP, WitP-AE