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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/16/2011 5:01:38 AM

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Ain't no way...

...I'm letting this one sit there...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/16/2011 7:39:22 AM

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Hi all,

Good morning!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/16/2011 8:31:35 AM

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Good morning friends.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/16/2011 2:24:05 PM

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Eyebrow on the Money - 11/16/2011 3:35:33 PM

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At first I thought this might be one of those scams, but seeing as there is eyebrow on the money, we've got to help this generous man!

quote:

Hello, i am seek for your assist,support on this claim, my name is John Great, our late client Dr. Kenneth Adams died on painful motor together with his family, wife and with 2 sons on 12th June 2007 here in africa and before the death of Dr.Kenneth Adams leaving the sum of Eleven million Euros with the Security Company here Lome-Togo and i am senior head manager which I discovered original copy of certificate issued after the money was deposited by Dr. Kenneth Adams on his file with the company. Please I apply for your help on the collect/claim of this deposit I will give you more details when I get your assurance and willingness to help. I will come over to your country immediately the successful conclusion of the collection and invest my % on a good profitable project. 35% for you and for your time. Please get back to me as quick as possible; please keep this strictly confidential due eyebrow on the money. Please confirm your reply to this private email: {REDACTED FOR READER SAFETY} Thanks John Great.

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RE: Eyebrow on the Money - 11/16/2011 3:44:43 PM

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Eyebrow on the money, eh? Breshnev?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/16/2011 3:50:07 PM

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Gah! SLR!

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RE: Eyebrow on the Money - 11/16/2011 4:30:41 PM

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ORIGINAL: witpqs

At first I thought this might be one of those scams, but seeing as there is eyebrow on the money, we've got to help this generous man!

quote:

Hello, i am seek for your assist,support on this claim, my name is John Great, our late client Dr. Kenneth Adams died on painful motor together with his family, wife and with 2 sons on 12th June 2007 here in africa and before the death of Dr.Kenneth Adams leaving the sum of Eleven million Euros with the Security Company here Lome-Togo and i am senior head manager which I discovered original copy of certificate issued after the money was deposited by Dr. Kenneth Adams on his file with the company. Please I apply for your help on the collect/claim of this deposit I will give you more details when I get your assurance and willingness to help. I will come over to your country immediately the successful conclusion of the collection and invest my % on a good profitable project. 35% for you and for your time. Please get back to me as quick as possible; please keep this strictly confidential due eyebrow on the money. Please confirm your reply to this private email: {REDACTED FOR READER SAFETY} Thanks John Great.

Sounds legit. I would give them all required information :)

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/16/2011 5:21:51 PM

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Lunch - Tithe.�

Grilled hot dogs.� Num, num, num!�

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LOG! - 11/16/2011 5:53:10 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: witpqs

At first I thought this might be one of those scams, but seeing as there is eyebrow on the money, we've got to help this generous man!

quote:

Hello, i am seek for your assist,support on this claim, my name is John Great, our late client Dr. Kenneth Adams died on painful motor together with his family, wife and with 2 sons on 12th June 2007 here in africa and before the death of Dr.Kenneth Adams leaving the sum of Eleven million Euros with the Security Company here Lome-Togo and i am senior head manager which I discovered original copy of certificate issued after the money was deposited by Dr. Kenneth Adams on his file with the company. Please I apply for your help on the collect/claim of this deposit I will give you more details when I get your assurance and willingness to help. I will come over to your country immediately the successful conclusion of the collection and invest my % on a good profitable project. 35% for you and for your time. Please get back to me as quick as possible; please keep this strictly confidential due eyebrow on the money. Please confirm your reply to this private email: {REDACTED FOR READER SAFETY} Thanks John Great.

a painful motor. They must have been riding the Bus.

Give em your bank account numbers. go on......what harm in it?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/16/2011 5:54:34 PM

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SLR!

This stopped being funny a few years ago.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/16/2011 5:55:08 PM

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Oh, and we need to think about closing this iteration of THE THREAD!!! soon.

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snow log! - 11/16/2011 5:55:46 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Schanilec

quote:

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

hoping to see some snow this year.

WHAT??? Are you mad? Have you been taking achy, sneezing, sniffling, stuffy, coughing, sore throat why did I wake up on the floor medicine?
It's going to be 12F. tonight. And this is the nice time of the winter. Come January/February we'll be praying for 12F.

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk??

WELL!!!!!

You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/16/2011 5:56:40 PM

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LOG! - 11/16/2011 6:15:44 PM

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ORIGINAL: Terminus

Turn that frown upside down.

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RE: snow log! - 11/16/2011 6:28:54 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

quote:

ORIGINAL: Schanilec

quote:

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

hoping to see some snow this year.

WHAT??? Are you mad? Have you been taking achy, sneezing, sniffling, stuffy, coughing, sore throat why did I wake up on the floor medicine?
It's going to be 12F. tonight. And this is the nice time of the winter. Come January/February we'll be praying for 12F.

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk??

WELL!!!!!

You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....

Getting out the tranquillizer dart.

I like that song.

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RE: Eyebrow on the Money - 11/16/2011 6:47:41 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: witpqs

At first I thought this might be one of those scams, but seeing as there is eyebrow on the money, we've got to help this generous man!

quote:

Hello, i am seek for your assist,support on this claim, my name is John Great, our late client Dr. Kenneth Adams died on painful motor together with his family, wife and with 2 sons on 12th June 2007 here in africa and before the death of Dr.Kenneth Adams leaving the sum of Eleven million Euros with the Security Company here Lome-Togo and i am senior head manager which I discovered original copy of certificate issued after the money was deposited by Dr. Kenneth Adams on his file with the company. Please I apply for your help on the collect/claim of this deposit I will give you more details when I get your assurance and willingness to help. I will come over to your country immediately the successful conclusion of the collection and invest my % on a good profitable project. 35% for you and for your time. Please get back to me as quick as possible; please keep this strictly confidential due eyebrow on the money. Please confirm your reply to this private email: {REDACTED FOR READER SAFETY} Thanks John Great.

That's the best use of the English language I've ever seen in these requests. Has to be legit.

Is it John Great, or Sir Johnathan the Great, KBE?

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RE: Eyebrow on the Money - 11/16/2011 7:02:10 PM

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my favorite current abuse of the English language came from an Indian based spam email about contract employment;

"Please eyeball the below job offering and if interested return this call."

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/16/2011 7:02:19 PM

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ORIGINAL: Terminus

SLR!

This stopped being funny a few years ago.

As with some modern renditions of classical music being worthy of note in their own right, this example surpasses the classic scams.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/16/2011 7:09:10 PM

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ORIGINAL: USS America

Lunch - Tithe.�

Grilled hot dogs.� Num, num, num!�

Nice move on the subject line, swift.

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RE: Eyebrow on the Money - 11/16/2011 7:10:06 PM

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ORIGINAL: Nikademus

my favorite current abuse of the English language came from an Indian based spam email about contract employment;

"Please eyeball the below job offering and if interested return this call."

Somehow, this brings up fond memories of Marine Corps boot camp...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/16/2011 7:25:26 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

quote:

ORIGINAL: Schanilec

quote:

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

hoping to see some snow this year.

WHAT??? Are you mad? Have you been taking achy, sneezing, sniffling, stuffy, coughing, sore throat why did I wake up on the floor medicine?
It's going to be 12F. tonight. And this is the nice time of the winter. Come January/February we'll be praying for 12F.

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk??

WELL!!!!!

You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....

Dr. Demento!!! I haven't heard that in years!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/16/2011 7:28:33 PM

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

quote:

ORIGINAL: USS America

Lunch - Tithe.�

Grilled hot dogs.� Num, num, num!�

Nice move on the subject line, swift.

What?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/16/2011 8:59:04 PM

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In honor of Dr Demento and this favorite song of mine.......i learned this week that my Ex and her "Country Boy" have moved to Pasco Wa where the latter owns a family house and has gotten a new job there.......most likely one involving farm animals.

I google mapped Pasco WA out of curiosity.

She was right. There was no way i was going to support a move to a place in the middle of nowhere where the premier yearly event is the Farmer's market.

While i am sad at this final "closure of the closure" which reopened the scab that was slowly healing.......i feel better every time i take a virtual drive down the main street of "downtown" Pasco. yuk!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/16/2011 9:08:43 PM

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Parole - Tithe.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/16/2011 9:09:37 PM

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ORIGINAL: Nikademus
gotten a new job there.......most likely one involving farm animals.

Hey! I have a long-standing job involving farm animals! What are you getting at, dude?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/16/2011 9:10:20 PM

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Don't wanna...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/16/2011 9:10:33 PM

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Leave it open...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/16/2011 9:10:58 PM

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Gotta close the door...

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 11/16/2011 9:11:28 PM

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I hear banjo music.( Deliverance)

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