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RE: The Happy Pinatas - 11/18/2010 3:22:58 PM   
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If you can arrange for a hot tub filled with farmers' daughters I may consider it.

Intact farmer's daughters filling the hot tub? Sorry, just had a flashback of the Saw movies...

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RE: The Happy Pinatas - 11/18/2010 10:56:36 PM   
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If you can arrange for a hot tub filled with farmers' daughters I may consider it.

Intact farmer's daughters filling the hot tub? Sorry, just had a flashback of the Saw movies...


You, sir, are a sick puppy.....umm...chicken.

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RE: The Happy Pinatas - 11/18/2010 11:55:45 PM   
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Dec. 17, 1941

A single rifle shot rang crisp and clear in the pre-dawn darkness.

"Bloody fools" muttered Lt. Maxwell to himself in the murk of the dugout, barely lifting his eyes from the maps he was studying by the dim light of the oil lamp. It wasnt the cultural differences between the lieutenant and his Punjabis. In fact, he rather liked their food and the sing-song quality of their language. It wasnt even the way his soldiers tried to shirk the least pleasant duties and details by feigning an inability to understand their orders. To be perfectly honest, the lieutenant had to admit to himself, I would do the same in their place. What really drove Lt. Maxwell to distraction about his Indians was the way they good-naturedely but consistently ignored the most basic of military lessons, such as sound and light discipline, and the fact that crawling out of your foxhole at night, for whatever reason, was an extremely bad idea, regardless of how many times those basics were repeated to them. "Another dead bloody fool", thought the lieutenant again with a pang of guilt and regret as the limp body of a young soldier was carried into the dugout on a tarp by two others. The man who was now the corpse had probably crawled out to take a leak. Who shot him, an alert Japanese sniper or one of his jumpy buddies, was as unimportant as the reason he crawled out of his hole in the first place. Either way he was just as dead.

Nor was he the first, and will certainly not be the last. Maxwell and his unit was located towards the western end of the thin line of troops defending Alor Star. To his left were the Leicestershires, obviously being trusted most to secure a flank. To his right stretched out the rest of the 15th Indian Brigade.

Despite the fact that in civilian terms they had been in their positions quite long enough to have improved their positions, the military reality was quite different. From the first day of the war, Alor Star had been bombed on a daily basis. After the first few days, a new threat appeared. Advance elements of the Japanese column had arrived on the outskirts of town. While the enemy had not yet made any effort to advance, enemy sharpshooters occupied hidden positions in the dense undergrowth abutting the town. All movement in the open had become perilous, of which the young man whose body now lay in the corner of the dugout was, perhaps, another reminder. It became impossible to improve the existing trenchworks. Some rudimentary digging was still going on further back, in the reserve area, but any rational being realized that once the Japanese penetrated the main line of defense, there would be nothing to stop them.

Maxwell sighed and folded his map as the distant rumble of the day's first air raid reached his hearing. It wouldnt be long now, he mused. Recon patrols, brave and desperate souls who risked their lives to crawl through the enemy-held jungle, had confirmed that the main body of the Japanese column was at most within a day's march. He straightened his uniform tunic and ducked out of the dugout to give the usual pats on the back and kind words to his anxious soldiers before the bombs, and perhaps even the first enemy charge was upon them.


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RE: The Happy Pinatas - 11/19/2010 2:18:48 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
If you can arrange for a hot tub filled with farmers' daughters I may consider it.

Intact farmer's daughters filling the hot tub? Sorry, just had a flashback of the Saw movies...


You, sir, are a sick puppy.....umm...chicken.


Extremely sick!


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RE: The Happy Pinatas - 11/19/2010 2:19:32 AM   
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+2 Steven and the Mouse, this should be entertaining.



Actually that's Steve. or Stephen.

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RE: The Happy Pinatas - 11/19/2010 2:21:19 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo


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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Hello everybody (I'm sure there arn't that many of you) and welcome to the AAR.

Steve (AW1Steve) and I are playing against John (John 3rd) and Scott (scott1964). They are both from Colorado and are very good and experienced players. Incidentally, they can stop reading and get the heck out of this thread.....now.

As for Steve and I, we have absolutely nothing in common except sheer bloody mindedness. We have played several games of the original WitP against each other and found them to be invariably bloody but very, very enjoyable (speaking for myself, of course, although my partner might agree as well) during which I have acquired great respect for Steve both as a player and person and am honored to fight with him side by side, as it were. We have also noted that we have a very similar playing style and tend to think along the same lines strategically. We hope that this will prove an advantage in this game.

This is my first game of AE anything aside from about a month's worth of turns I ran against the AI as I only bought the game a month or so ago after taking a very lengthy pause from vanilla WitP for personal reasons and not having the guts to return until now. Steve has quite a bit more experience, both with AE and WitP in general and has been an invaluable resource for information and a great sounding board for my silly ideas.

The premise of this game is simple. There are no house rules. We are all gentlemen and adults and can agree that we can enjoy this game without throwing up preemptive bulwarks of house rules (which always struck me as a sort of PBEM prenop). Therefore, all the parties involved have agreed to keep themselves honest, not engage in any gamey behavior or to misuse the weaknesses of the system in any way. There is the caveat that any notice of gamey actions can and should be called out to the offending side, but I'm personally sure that this will not become necessary.

Other than that, the field is open. As Steve is fond of saying, the gameyest part of this game is that one person can be Field Marshal, Admiral, President, Prime Minister and God the Almighty all in one.

As for the setup of this AAR, I have noted elsewhere previously that I am no fan of cutting and pasting the combat summary. Maybe my partner would be willing to take care of that side or either of us could simply provide a synopsis. I'll try to fill in the color commentary as the muse moves me.

Questions, comments and jokes are always welcome. Rude and/or obnoxious behavior is not.

Enjoy.



The reason I've never cut and pasted the combat summary is that I've never quite figured out how. I probably will some day, but not for the tactical benefit of Chickenboy!

Yury and I have very different backgrounds and areas of interest. Strangely enough they complement each other. I won't say where those areas are , because they will give too much info to "you know who", whom I'm currently engaged in another deadly struggle (2x2 PBEM)!

We've had hours of preperation and planning , via email,phone callsand instant messaging. My hopes are to increase this to tele-conferencing next. (Assuming I can get the newly purchased camera and other gear functioning!).To plan any better or more extensively would require one of us to purchase an airline ticket (probably me, as I very much doubt Yury will visit the land of Beef,beer,bombers and Corn-huskers!).




If you can arrange for a hot tub filled with farmers' daughters I may consider it.



And what would your fiance (GFU) have to say about that?!

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RE: The Happy Pinatas - 11/19/2010 2:26:57 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DivePac88

+2 Steven and the Mouse, this should be entertaining.



Actually that's Steve. or Stephen.


Sorry Stephen.


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RE: The Happy Pinatas - 11/19/2010 2:38:56 AM   
AW1Steve


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ORIGINAL: DivePac88


quote:

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve


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ORIGINAL: DivePac88

+2 Steven and the Mouse, this should be entertaining.



Actually that's Steve. or Stephen.


Sorry Stephen.


No need Des. I was simply being a smart @$$.

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RE: The Happy Pinatas - 11/19/2010 3:15:34 AM   
Onime No Kyo


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quote:

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve


quote:

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo


quote:

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve


quote:

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Hello everybody (I'm sure there arn't that many of you) and welcome to the AAR.

Steve (AW1Steve) and I are playing against John (John 3rd) and Scott (scott1964). They are both from Colorado and are very good and experienced players. Incidentally, they can stop reading and get the heck out of this thread.....now.

As for Steve and I, we have absolutely nothing in common except sheer bloody mindedness. We have played several games of the original WitP against each other and found them to be invariably bloody but very, very enjoyable (speaking for myself, of course, although my partner might agree as well) during which I have acquired great respect for Steve both as a player and person and am honored to fight with him side by side, as it were. We have also noted that we have a very similar playing style and tend to think along the same lines strategically. We hope that this will prove an advantage in this game.

This is my first game of AE anything aside from about a month's worth of turns I ran against the AI as I only bought the game a month or so ago after taking a very lengthy pause from vanilla WitP for personal reasons and not having the guts to return until now. Steve has quite a bit more experience, both with AE and WitP in general and has been an invaluable resource for information and a great sounding board for my silly ideas.

The premise of this game is simple. There are no house rules. We are all gentlemen and adults and can agree that we can enjoy this game without throwing up preemptive bulwarks of house rules (which always struck me as a sort of PBEM prenop). Therefore, all the parties involved have agreed to keep themselves honest, not engage in any gamey behavior or to misuse the weaknesses of the system in any way. There is the caveat that any notice of gamey actions can and should be called out to the offending side, but I'm personally sure that this will not become necessary.

Other than that, the field is open. As Steve is fond of saying, the gameyest part of this game is that one person can be Field Marshal, Admiral, President, Prime Minister and God the Almighty all in one.

As for the setup of this AAR, I have noted elsewhere previously that I am no fan of cutting and pasting the combat summary. Maybe my partner would be willing to take care of that side or either of us could simply provide a synopsis. I'll try to fill in the color commentary as the muse moves me.

Questions, comments and jokes are always welcome. Rude and/or obnoxious behavior is not.

Enjoy.



The reason I've never cut and pasted the combat summary is that I've never quite figured out how. I probably will some day, but not for the tactical benefit of Chickenboy!

Yury and I have very different backgrounds and areas of interest. Strangely enough they complement each other. I won't say where those areas are , because they will give too much info to "you know who", whom I'm currently engaged in another deadly struggle (2x2 PBEM)!

We've had hours of preperation and planning , via email,phone callsand instant messaging. My hopes are to increase this to tele-conferencing next. (Assuming I can get the newly purchased camera and other gear functioning!).To plan any better or more extensively would require one of us to purchase an airline ticket (probably me, as I very much doubt Yury will visit the land of Beef,beer,bombers and Corn-huskers!).




If you can arrange for a hot tub filled with farmers' daughters I may consider it.



And what would your fiance (GFU) have to say about that?!


Given that this forum is chock full of married men ogling girls in bikinis, I'd say I'm rather innocent.

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RE: The Happy Pinatas - 11/19/2010 12:42:12 PM   
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No need Des. I was simply being a smart @$$.


I know Steve, just felt like saying sorry to someone, as I haven't done that for a week.


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RE: The Happy Pinatas - 11/19/2010 1:28:51 PM   
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No need Des. I was simply being a smart @$$.


I know Steve, just felt like saying sorry to someone, as I haven't done that for a week.



Haven't spoken with your wife all week? Is everything ok?

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RE: The Happy Pinatas - 11/19/2010 1:47:21 PM   
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Hi Mouse, last Person (or rodent) I apologized to, was you a week ago, when you had that software misadventure (ops I bought that up again).

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RE: The Happy Pinatas - 11/19/2010 4:15:27 PM   
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No need Des. I was simply being a smart @$$.


I know Steve, just felt like saying sorry to someone, as I haven't done that for a week.


Haven't spoken with your wife all week? Is everything ok?


You don't apologize to your wife, you're supposed to grovel at her feet...


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RE: The Happy Pinatas - 11/19/2010 4:20:45 PM   
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+2 Steven and the Mouse, this should be entertaining.



Actually that's Steve. or Stephen.


Be different, go by Stephe.

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RE: The Happy Pinatas - 11/19/2010 8:22:55 PM   
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For some reason, writing the name that way gives me associations to "Serge" in "Beverly Hills Cop" ... complete with the french accent ...




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RE: The Happy Pinatas - 11/19/2010 9:30:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Dec. 17, 1941

A single rifle shot rang crisp and clear in the pre-dawn darkness.

"Bloody fools" muttered Lt. Maxwell to himself in the murk of the dugout, barely lifting his eyes from the maps he was studying by the dim light of the oil lamp. It wasnt the cultural differences between the lieutenant and his Punjabis. In fact, he rather liked their food and the sing-song quality of their language. It wasnt even the way his soldiers tried to shirk the least pleasant duties and details by feigning an inability to understand their orders. To be perfectly honest, the lieutenant had to admit to himself, I would do the same in their place. What really drove Lt. Maxwell to distraction about his Indians was the way they good-naturedely but consistently ignored the most basic of military lessons, such as sound and light discipline, and the fact that crawling out of your foxhole at night, for whatever reason, was an extremely bad idea, regardless of how many times those basics were repeated to them. "Another dead bloody fool", thought the lieutenant again with a pang of guilt and regret as the limp body of a young soldier was carried into the dugout on a tarp by two others. The man who was now the corpse had probably crawled out to take a leak. Who shot him, an alert Japanese sniper or one of his jumpy buddies, was as unimportant as the reason he crawled out of his hole in the first place. Either way he was just as dead.

Nor was he the first, and will certainly not be the last. Maxwell and his unit was located towards the western end of the thin line of troops defending Alor Star. To his left were the Leicestershires, obviously being trusted most to secure a flank. To his right stretched out the rest of the 15th Indian Brigade.

Despite the fact that in civilian terms they had been in their positions quite long enough to have improved their positions, the military reality was quite different. From the first day of the war, Alor Star had been bombed on a daily basis. After the first few days, a new threat appeared. Advance elements of the Japanese column had arrived on the outskirts of town. While the enemy had not yet made any effort to advance, enemy sharpshooters occupied hidden positions in the dense undergrowth abutting the town. All movement in the open had become perilous, of which the young man whose body now lay in the corner of the dugout was, perhaps, another reminder. It became impossible to improve the existing trenchworks. Some rudimentary digging was still going on further back, in the reserve area, but any rational being realized that once the Japanese penetrated the main line of defense, there would be nothing to stop them.

Maxwell sighed and folded his map as the distant rumble of the day's first air raid reached his hearing. It wouldnt be long now, he mused. Recon patrols, brave and desperate souls who risked their lives to crawl through the enemy-held jungle, had confirmed that the main body of the Japanese column was at most within a day's march. He straightened his uniform tunic and ducked out of the dugout to give the usual pats on the back and kind words to his anxious soldiers before the bombs, and perhaps even the first enemy charge was upon them.



One can hardly blame the Indian conscripts for refusing to defile their own refuge. The tone has to be set at the top. Lt. Maxwell should lead by example and deposit the remnants of his bully beef in his own bunker.

Take Churchill's underground bomb shelter in London. I heard from a docent that he refused to sleep there because he had to use a chamberpot.

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RE: The Happy Pinatas - 11/19/2010 10:19:36 PM   
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True, if youre literally willing to die for your hygiene.

Of course, the Brits thought that taking potshots at a guy taking a leak as damned poor sport, but as we all know, the LYBs are not truly civilized.

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RE: The Happy Pinatas - 11/20/2010 2:06:39 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DivePac88

+2 Steven and the Mouse, this should be entertaining.



Actually that's Steve. or Stephen.


Be different, go by Stephe.


No.


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RE: The Happy Pinatas - 11/20/2010 2:07:40 AM   
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True, if youre literally willing to die for your hygiene.

Of course, the Brits thought that taking potshots at a guy taking a leak as damned poor sport, but as we all know, the LYBs are not truly civilized.



It all depends on where you hit 'em!

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RE: The Happy Pinatas - 11/20/2010 3:06:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: AW1Steve


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ORIGINAL: DivePac88

+2 Steven and the Mouse, this should be entertaining.



Actually that's Steve. or Stephen.


Be different, go by Stephe.


No.



Too bad. I think it has a certain ring to it.

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