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Probably don't belon here but...... - 10/5/2002 12:01:20 AM

chief

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Thought you all could use a laugh:

The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Quida from
>the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of the WV Special Forces. That's West (by gud)Virginia.

> Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter and Cooter are
>being deployed with the following information about
>the Taliban:
>1. There is no limit
>2. The season opened last weekend
>3. They taste just like chicken
>4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music
>or Jesus.
>5. Some of them are queer
>6. They don't like barbeque
>7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's racing
>death.
>
> Should be over in just about a week, don't you
>think?

:D ;) :rolleyes: :cool:

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- 10/5/2002 12:11:11 AM

Bing

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Additions to specs:

8) Those guys do NOT drink Jack Daniels.
9) Some of those guys have teeth.

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- 10/5/2002 12:15:28 AM

chief

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All right Bing, but where's number 10 ??????

Ready on the Left, ready on the firing line, load and lock

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- 10/5/2002 1:41:47 AM

Bernie

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by chief
[B]All right Bing, but where's number 10 ??????

Ready on the Left, ready on the firing line, load and lock [/B][/QUOTE]

10) They're against women wearing cutoffs and halter tops

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- 10/5/2002 2:10:22 AM

Bing

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I was going to post: 10) not interested in women over age 14 as possible marriage partners.

Possibly, that is not fair to our southern cousins. Consider it not said.

Bing

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