Scharfschütze
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Joined: 8/27/2001 From: Germany Status: offline
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Meanwhile, in the soviet HQ... (A dimly lit bunker. The drone of a fighter can be heard overhead followed by a huge explosion) "Alexei, what was that? I have spilled my vodka!" "Ahm, comrade-colonel, the **** imperialists are attacking with their planes again" "Their planes, eh? They aren´t supposed to! I have calculated that they have run out of ammunition 15 minutes ago! This is impossible!" "Well, comrade-colonel, maybe they didn´t..." "Whats that? You are questioning my judgment??? I´ll have you taken out and shot at once!!" "Nono, I think that those are different planes, comrade-colonel. The capitalist oppressors have rather many of them. Perhaps it would not have been unwise to bring some AAA with..." "HAH! Again!! Are you suggesting that I have made a mistake in the composition of our glorious breakthrough force by not requesting more AAA, comrade? Snide remarks! I´ll have you shot for this..." "Err, certainly not, comrade-colonel. I am utterly convinced that your choice of troops and strategy is absolutely correct for the given mission!" "Indeed, Alexei. See, I have been using the newest, top-secret information on the efficiency of our AA weapons against those plutocrat lackeys. The current equipment is insufficient in dealing with the american air menace. Therefore, we have to take those few casualties they can inflict and must continue our advance unhindered by bulky AAA. Understood?" "Thats ingenious, comrade-colonel. I apologize for harbouring secret doubts. I will immediately tell the men that losing our ammo reserves, a ISU-122s, a T-44, two of the american-made heavy and three of our own GAZ trucks was part of our masterplan, This will greatly boost confidence..." "Absolutely, soldier. Now away with you to the front lines and don´t you dare to come back without the american commanders´ head on a silver platter!" (more planes can be heard in the distance) :rolleyes: ;) :rolleyes: Slowly, the fighting begins. Our ATGs disassemble a HT which transported some nosy Rangers (which are busily popping smoke. Are they afraid or what? :p). I think we will see some heavy action real soon! The air attacks are wearing, but you´ll have to take my Red Army soldiers face to face to prevail here!
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