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RE: So, One Day... - 2/6/2012 11:27:00 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/7/2012 4:38:43 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/7/2012 4:51:29 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/7/2012 4:51:41 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/7/2012 6:04:51 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/7/2012 6:27:00 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/7/2012 12:42:02 PM   
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broken the law according to the now discarded tag....

Mrs. Rogers' neighborhood wasn't all hunky-dory it seemed. For that night was a dark and stormy one. Suddenly, a shot rang out...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/7/2012 1:33:34 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/7/2012 4:04:30 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/7/2012 4:08:35 PM   
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Status: offline 		oddly enough, only pillows and with no real culprit in sight they all engaged in a pillow fight "Threes Company Style" with Hugo the shop foreman claiming that he and only he, could be Chrissie. This caused a disturbance in the local Mattress Warehouse Workers of America shop meeting where the union president a miraculously reanimated Jimmy Hoffa claimed...


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RE: So, One Day... - 2/7/2012 4:21:46 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/7/2012 5:28:16 PM   
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"I HAVE RETURNED!".....

The Hoffa-zombie declared. "BRAINS!...", it continued. At that moment, behind the Hoffa-zombie, something stirred...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/7/2012 5:55:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		..it was the Simmonds Company security team! They had returned to the van to rearm with half a dozen Type 89, 50 mm Grenade Launchers which had recently been purchased from an arms reseller with an abundance of confidence, a silk Hawaiian shirt and a last name that sounded vaguely..well...you know. Tragically, on the crate had been stenciled the words, "Jap Knee Mortars (One Dozen)".....

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/7/2012 7:16:11 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/7/2012 7:18:28 PM   
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opening the crate they found a life size blow up doll of Pee Wee Herman and a note......

...an IOU signed by the late Hoffa-zombie for 3 quarts of vaseline. The funny thing about the note was ...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/7/2012 7:51:16 PM   
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opening the crate they found a life size blow up doll of Pee Wee Herman and a note......

...an IOU signed by the late Hoffa-zombie for 3 quarts of vaseline. The funny thing about the note was ...



It was written on the hairpiece of the late Mel Torme which oddly enough was found to hold ink as well as your average Hallmark Card. In addition, the note described the secret operational plans of.....

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/7/2012 7:53:48 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/7/2012 8:06:26 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/7/2012 9:29:52 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/7/2012 10:19:31 PM   
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A Nun, a Hooker, and your best friends Mom walk into a morge to view..

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/8/2012 1:05:52 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/8/2012 1:58:14 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/8/2012 3:17:41 AM   
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"Operation PT-109" and read "Talk to that bastard Castro about those sons of bitches the...."



No skylarking ladies. Back on topic....

Torme interpretive folk dance group from Albania. Who in their first world tour accidentally left their tights at home and had to perform in front of the Queen of England wearing nothing but.....

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/8/2012 3:48:52 AM   
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(cool story about your dad Mr. Bradforkay)

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/8/2012 4:34:23 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/8/2012 4:00:56 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/8/2012 5:08:04 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/8/2012 5:40:16 PM   
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square on the lap of her husbands lover who..

...looked at her sitting in his lap, sniffed, and inquired, "Pardon me, ma'am, but do you have any Grey Poupon?"

"No", she replied, "but I did...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/8/2012 5:44:00 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/8/2012 5:53:31 PM   
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