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RE: So, One Day... - 2/8/2012 7:24:20 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/9/2012 3:21:02 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/9/2012 3:29:13 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/9/2012 6:44:17 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/9/2012 11:54:49 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/10/2012 3:24:37 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/10/2012 10:30:52 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/10/2012 10:40:21 PM   
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making the wrong turn at Albequerque. Undaunted, they ........

continued on to the treasure cave. Arriving outside the sealed door, they struggled to remember the right password to the enchanted rock face. "Aha!", yelped one of the pledges, "It's..."

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/10/2012 10:58:35 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/10/2012 11:55:10 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/11/2012 1:08:24 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/11/2012 2:59:19 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/11/2012 3:19:02 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/11/2012 4:21:16 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/11/2012 4:39:12 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/11/2012 3:36:45 PM   
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(by ra way, if one turns left at Albuquerque, isn't one already in New Mexcio? I'm just sayin'. This is a question, not what the humorless Jap Lt. said)

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/11/2012 3:51:39 PM   
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(by ra way, if one turns left at Albuquerque, isn't one already in New Mexcio? I'm just sayin'. This is a question, not what the humorless Jap Lt. said)


(not a response to the Lt but to the Cap'n: If you were passing through NM on your way back to LA, you could find yourself still in NM vice in CA if you made an incorrect left turn at Albequerque esp if you kept repeating the mistake, ala "this place seems vaguely familiar".)

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/11/2012 3:51:41 PM   
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drawing the attention of a recon party of Yokusuka 2nd Special Naval Landing Force, which now stood quietly behind the Jewish boys of Alpha Psi Epsilon. A very humorless Japanese Lt. drew his sidearm and pronounced....


...somberly, "This is for all my homeys out there." He holstered his weapon, produced a small flask of sake from his hip pocket and poured some onto the ground in front of him. Then, instantaneously, his expression changed. He turned to the group and announced....

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(by ra way, if one turns left at Albuquerque, isn't one already in New Mexcio? I'm just sayin')

Mate, my wife unit lived in Albuquerque most of her life. Their legislature took a 'turn to the left' a lonnng time ago. Unfortunately, they're still in New Mexico.

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/11/2012 4:31:55 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/11/2012 4:37:12 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/11/2012 5:32:06 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/11/2012 6:08:41 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/11/2012 6:18:28 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/11/2012 6:34:37 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/11/2012 6:36:45 PM   
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(by ra way, if one turns left at Albuquerque, isn't one already in New Mexcio? I'm just sayin'. This is a question, not what the humorless Jap Lt. said)


(not a response to the Lt but to the Cap'n: If you were passing through NM on your way back to LA, you could find yourself still in NM vice in CA if you made an incorrect left turn at Albequerque esp if you kept repeating the mistake, ala "this place seems vaguely familiar".)


(Hai! Dat make sense. Same thing prorry happen 2nd Yokusuka SNLF)

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/11/2012 7:44:18 PM   
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savory and authentic filling". The young Lt. adjusted his ascot and nodded, "Hai! Have you been to Benjies deri in Santa Fe? Dericious knishes and they....

...also display a life-sized mounted likeness of Benji's derriere. If you're in to that sort of thing. But for real mounted animal attractions, you simply must..."

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/11/2012 8:48:55 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/11/2012 8:51:14 PM   
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savory and authentic filling". The young Lt. adjusted his ascot and nodded, "Hai! Have you been to Benjies deri in Santa Fe? Dericious knishes and they....

...also display a life-sized mounted likeness of Benji's derriere. If you're in to that sort of thing. But for real mounted animal attractions, you simply must..."


...visit the Serengeti exhibit at the wild animal park in late May to early July. As you know, this is the time when wildebeest...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/11/2012 8:52:33 PM   
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see Roy Roger's beloved horse Trigger who although stuffed and mounted and starting to smell a bit gamey is currently on a whorl wind Pacific tour with stops in Sulva, Pago Pago, Tulagi and Ndeni. Touring with Trigger is Bob Hope's lesser known brother, Edgar Hope who although not as talented as his famous brother, entertains the troops by....


(darn...beat me to the punch )

...deftly climbing up to the tops of tall palm trees...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/11/2012 10:11:32 PM   
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