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RE: So, One Day... - 2/17/2012 4:15:05 AM

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have sung the lolly pop song with a little more enthusiasm and not leered so long at the good witch of the North as he skipped.....

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/17/2012 4:24:54 AM

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Down the Yellow Brick Road of Regret

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/17/2012 5:41:21 AM

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Wary of any flying monkees, as they had been known to consume massive quantities of prune juice and re-fried beans then fly overhead and drop....

(As a kid, I was terrified of those flying monkees. Who would put such hideous creatures in a children's movie?)

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/17/2012 6:02:02 AM

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...dead.

Observing the uncountable number of dead monkeys littering the plains, John Wayne was moved to say: "Pilgrim, we used to think them things wuz pigeons. We called 'em "passenger pigeons," but they wuz really flying-sack-'o-crap monkeys."

"I hated them things too," the Wizard intoned. "I had nightmares about 'em. Who would put scary-a$$ed monkeys in a durn kid's show?"

"W'all, the same idjits that put that hideous 'queen' in Alice and Wonderland and had her screech, 'Off with their heads!'," Wayne said, then added: "And what about clowns? I hate them things! Why, last week I saw one that looked like Helen Hunt after a...."

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/17/2012 6:30:27 AM

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...horrible accident in a truck with that panty-waisted Colonial Marine name Hudson...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/17/2012 2:39:02 PM

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....III(LR). Crazy ass name if you ask me. I guess the immigration officer misspelled it when he got off the boat from Sicily. I don't think he fancied his first name either. He asked to be called Hudson "The Bull" III(LR). I just called him "Little Crap". Man, that made him angry. I gave him two fingers of Wild Turkey and....

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/17/2012 6:01:21 PM

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then he refused to give me my fingers back resulting a half day visit to the emergency room where a sympathetic male nurse patched up the gap between my pinky and index finger by...

(Pretty sad. Now that Greyjoys AAR is on the slow bell this thread it the one I most frequently check..

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/18/2012 12:52:59 AM

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....wrapping them up with some neon pink duct tape and put some crazy glue between the stumps, he then said....

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/18/2012 2:38:59 AM

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This is the place you frequent most?! You need to...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/18/2012 3:56:15 AM

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go get me some matches and when that doctor goes to sleep we'll stick a couple between his toes and........

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/18/2012 6:05:40 AM

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...start a bonfire and dance naked around it while holding honey badgers close to our chests, singing "Disco Infereno"....

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/18/2012 6:12:41 AM

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..."Burn, baby, burn." Oops, I know the words to that, thought the writer. So he made a hasty exit and...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/18/2012 8:41:25 AM

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... ran smack into Frau Braun who was coming to deliver...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/18/2012 8:51:58 AM

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...the large imperial stouts and hot brats while she was sassying across the parking lot in her short skirt and low cut top, he turned and thought.....

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/18/2012 9:56:59 AM

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"....was she 'sassying' or 'sashaying'?"

This conundrum insidiously worked on his mind, like a barnacle works on the hull of ship. "I meant sashaying," he grumbled to himself. "And yet, a woman in a short skirt and low cut top who was sashaying could be said to be sassying, but I'm not sure I'm allowed to make up my own words."

"That," interjected Nemo, "is a false premise. I hold with what the Confederate private said when told that there was no such word as 'cooter' in Wesbster's Dictionary: 'I have as much right to make a dictionary as Mr. Webster.'"

So sassying it was. And as the girl continued to sassy, she opened her purse and out popped...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/18/2012 1:15:26 PM

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...a fortune cookie. When opened, the words 'You will disregard this thread' were read by...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/18/2012 4:58:50 PM

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...a group of perverted, horny old nerds who, apparently, haven't the slightest idea of what "disregard" means, and who have a propensity to...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/18/2012 7:27:48 PM

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... drool over pixellated flesh, but then who...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/18/2012 8:03:56 PM

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when overly excited, release their boundless energy by smearing lard all over their bodies and doing belly slides over hot coals while an excited gathering of middles aged groupies hurls their false teeth at them. One was overheard saying. "Its at times like this when I just feel like...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/18/2012 8:15:37 PM

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...Jerry Lewis in his guise of a Nutty Professor.

"Too bad, crooned the alcoholic singer. That kid could have been somebody if he had the right partner., and boy am i glad to see that i am not the only ones that those damn monkeys scare spitless. You know who would have been good if they could have gotten the right partner"...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/18/2012 11:18:00 PM

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"Yeah," crsutton replied. "Richard Simmons. He was really buff! There was just something about him that I found scintillating, exotic, and personable."

"What they hey," BradfordKay exclaimed. "He wasn't nearly as buff as Paul Lynde. Why, I used to watch Hollywood Squares for hour after hour, completely mesmerized."

"I know what you mean," Cap Mandrake chimed in. "I used to watch Ricardo Montalban strut in those car commercials...and he just oozed testosterone. I bet he had some kind of chest hair!"

"Yes, I suppose so," sighed Chickenboy. "But I think it was Robert Goulet who set the standard for masculiinity in a tender way. One time, I had this dream in which I was falling in...."

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/19/2012 3:45:24 AM

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slow motion off a high white faced cliff and Robert caught me in his arms and said pucker up buddy, this is your lucky.......

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/19/2012 7:34:44 AM

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...day! Here is my latest save of WiTP:AE, can you win it for me? I managed to achieve a 'Midway' in 1942 against the KB Star Destroyer and I didn't lose a single Allied carrier. I have been killing all sorts of surface ships with B-17's too. So here it is and....

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/19/2012 4:53:50 PM

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I found a code cheat to give Phoenix missiles to the P-43. Man, you can just imagine the surprise on the JFB when 32 Tojos are downed at 30 miles range ....

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/20/2012 1:34:56 AM

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.. where there was actually 32 Tojos piloting 32 Tojos with Hirohito in a sikorsky with...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/20/2012 4:08:18 AM

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Tokyo Rose in a French bustier, microskirt and fishnet stockings. Naturally, when this was discovered there was quite a bit of...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/20/2012 4:20:14 AM

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consternation in the Playboy Club. Hugh Hefner called the President and demanded...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/21/2012 12:25:59 AM

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... that he stop the odd pulsations in ...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/21/2012 12:56:03 AM

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... the Playboy Club approved WiTP:AE "Your there physically" office chair with extra rumble pack (only USD$9.99 in 10^16 easy installments plus S&H)....

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/21/2012 1:06:22 AM

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...buy now and get an autographed tank top from Axis Sally or Tokyo Rose with your purchase of one authenticated pair of shorts worn by any inmate at the.....

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