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RE: So, One Day... - 1/22/2012 3:03:46 PM   
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is like the ball and chain......


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RE: So, One Day... - 1/22/2012 4:02:50 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/25/2012 11:30:12 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/25/2012 11:37:41 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/26/2012 6:08:31 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/26/2012 6:26:26 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/26/2012 6:34:54 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/26/2012 6:44:32 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/26/2012 7:30:11 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/26/2012 7:37:11 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/26/2012 7:39:53 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/26/2012 7:43:30 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/26/2012 9:02:51 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/26/2012 9:04:18 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/26/2012 9:18:24 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/26/2012 9:20:47 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/26/2012 10:44:56 PM   
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the striking dearth of LGTB characters in the novel. The General then turned and announced to all around that he was.....


suffering from an acute bout of irritable bowel syndrome.

"My goodness, general," a symphathetic mime ejaculated, thus violating his own code of ethics while remaining preternaturally offensive. "I would like to offer you a beef brisquet, but I'm afraid Piggly Wiggly is closed for the day."

"Hoy! That sucks!" the dejected rather than jovial general guffawed. "My knickers would be in a wad, but I can see by your outfit that you are a..."

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/26/2012 11:02:49 PM   
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the striking dearth of LGTB characters in the novel. The General then turned and announced to all around that he was.....


suffering from an acute bout of irritable bowel syndrome.

"My goodness, general," a symphathetic mime ejaculated, thus violating his own code of ethics while remaining preternaturally offensive. "I would like to offer you a beef brisquet, but I'm afraid Piggly Wiggly is closed for the day."

"Hoy! That sucks!" the dejected rather than jovial general guffawed. "My knickers would be in a wad, but I can see by your outfit that you are a..."

...man who is amused by ejaculating mimes! Speaking of which, this chap I once knew from Nantucket...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/26/2012 11:47:03 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 12:49:48 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 1:02:45 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 3:31:19 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 3:32:35 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 3:42:28 AM   
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ordered a pepperoni pizza with anchovies and a beer and went...

...to go outside, but...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 5:58:50 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 2:20:11 PM   
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... realized why a turkey trots to water...


but could not figure out why that chicken was crossing the road..but when the Amway delivery truck arrived he quickly...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 2:54:40 PM   
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but could not figure out why that chicken was crossing the road..but when the Amway delivery truck arrived he quickly...


changed into his favorite knickers and tie-dyed t-shirt, flexed his buff chest muscles, and preened before the mirror like a narcissistic mime from Nantucket. Given his state of mind, this was predictable, for it was the one-year anniversary of his...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 2:56:33 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 3:32:05 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 3:33:16 PM   
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