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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 3:50:32 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 3:51:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		But then he remembered that he wasn't crsutton, renowned raconteur from the Old Line State, a gentleman who had once begun a conversation with these immortal words:  "I once had a conversation with a Chilean prostitute...".  This boast had gotten him in hot water with his spouse, who that night got him drunk, waxed his armpit hairs, and used a hot glue gun to make on his chest the likeness of a....

[oops, Chickenboy beat me to the punch, so now my post makes no sense...imagine that...]

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 3:51:56 PM   
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But then he remembered that he wasn't crsutton, renowned raconteur from the Old Line State, a gentleman who had once begun a conversation with these immortal words:  "I once had a conversation with a Chilean prostitute...".  This boast had gotten him in hot water with his spouse, who that night got him drunk, waxed his armpit hairs, and used a hot glue gun to make on his chest the likeness of a....


ETA: Attention, noob...please try to keep up with the poster ahead of you...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 3:53:20 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 3:54:49 PM   
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You're post has been redacted, PoultryLad, for illegal use of the word "blowhard."

And yours for the inappropriate use of the contraction "you're".

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 3:59:10 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 4:24:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		..."What were we talking about again?" said the man to the Chilean prostitute. Shaking her head and pointing to the newspaper before her, she remarked, "....

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 4:27:31 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 4:31:06 PM   
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"It seems that M&M Enterprises stock is rising quickly!" 

"Well", said the man standing before her, "their sales of winterized quonsets to Ecuador helped them significantly in Q3. My only question is whether they can continue this profitability with their newly launched electric..."

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 5:42:25 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 5:56:41 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 6:13:38 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 6:25:04 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 7:03:49 PM   
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...and flagged down a car. Mean while back at the ranch...


Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. When Pam Piper saw the pickled pepper he had picked, she pecked one and found it quite savory.

"Pam," Peter protested, "please don't peck my pickled peppers. Prior pecks persuaded me that pickled peppers prefer unpursed but pouty lips puckered prettily."

At this point, Chckenboy....

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 7:43:57 PM   
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. When Pam Piper saw the pickled pepper he had picked, she pecked one and found it quite savory.

"Pam," Peter protested, "please don't peck my pickled peppers. Prior pecks persuaded me that pickled peppers prefer unpursed but pouty lips puckered prettily."

At this point, Chckenboy....




could not help..

I was forgotten he said..

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 10:07:54 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 10:42:04 PM   
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Because he was eating the best hush yo mouf cake Fats Domino had ever baked in......

...the local state crematorium. "Casket cakes", as they were called, were fantastically popular amongst a little-known subset of the population, the...

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/27/2012 11:58:50 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/28/2012 1:00:36 AM   
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Do you yield, sir? Do you yield?

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RE: So, One Day... - 1/28/2012 1:05:04 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/28/2012 5:58:44 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/28/2012 3:49:12 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/28/2012 3:56:55 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/28/2012 4:20:50 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/28/2012 4:42:21 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/28/2012 6:14:26 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/28/2012 6:56:05 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/28/2012 6:57:54 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/28/2012 6:59:21 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 1/28/2012 10:15:55 PM   
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