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RE: So, One Day... - 2/1/2012 7:22:45 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/1/2012 7:38:03 PM   
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...finally find the real killer. On a golf course. Of course, that's assuming that the glove fits. If it doesn't, you must...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/1/2012 7:38:20 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/1/2012 7:39:15 PM   
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some celeberity endorsements for "Cash Call" or "Viagra" once his heads shrinks....



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RE: So, One Day... - 2/1/2012 7:42:23 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/1/2012 10:05:51 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/1/2012 10:12:50 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/2/2012 2:05:50 AM   
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...or leave it. It all depends on the last call, and if her boyfriend...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/2/2012 2:56:20 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/2/2012 3:00:04 AM   
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have the club pro regrip your clubs before your 9 iron goes flying off onto the putting green, striking Admiral Draemel in the...



nads and sending him in to a 9 iron induced coma, leaving his staff to wonder which unlucky one amongst them should give the Admiral mouth to......

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/2/2012 4:14:00 AM   
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wears white sunglasses, has a darker tan than her, and drives a truck that is oversized...he is considered a...


a bit of a lip smacking mouth to mouth expert and having pulled up in his oversized truck full of new Taylor made 9 irons, jumps out and attacks the Admirals coma problem with a gusto that is kinda of......

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/2/2012 2:32:00 PM   
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a bit of a lip smacking mouth to mouth expert and having pulled up in his oversized truck full of new Taylor made 9 irons, jumps out and attacks the Admirals coma problem with a gusto that is kinda of......


reminiscent of the Albert Speer Memorial Monster Truck Rally, which, curiously, is just leaving Nantucket after a two week run and is due in Palembang to....

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/2/2012 8:28:30 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/2/2012 9:50:22 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/2/2012 11:16:38 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/2/2012 11:51:25 PM   
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all died of Salmon Poisoning from eating canned oysters from M&M Enterprises. The base doctor was flumixed at how men died of Salmon Poisoning when they hadn't eaten salmon. Nonetheless....

...in spite of the fact that people aren't symptomatic or fatally infected with Nanophytes salmincola, that didn't stop the base doctor from making such an absurd diagnosis. "Codswallop", barked the Army veterinary meat inspector looking over the canned foods at the dock. "Any dunderhead could see that the culprit here was..."

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/3/2012 12:08:36 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/3/2012 3:32:51 AM   
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Argon 39 poisoning from.....

...Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory. The veterinarian scratched his head. "I must have remembered it wrong", he quipped. "Let's see: Eeny. Meeny. Miney....

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/3/2012 4:13:15 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/3/2012 4:34:54 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/3/2012 4:08:05 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/3/2012 6:09:31 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/3/2012 9:37:55 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/3/2012 10:51:47 PM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/4/2012 12:45:07 AM   
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igniting his flatulence. The ensuing burns were treated with consultation from Richard Gere. It is rumored that this very act will be attempted at this year's superbowl half time show by none other than...

...Milli Vanilli. However, they will merely be butt stunt doubles for the ignition. Their 'cheek syncing' will be performed simultaneously with the baritone flatulent sounds of...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/4/2012 3:36:59 AM   
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...Milli Vanilli. However, they will merely be butt stunt doubles for the ignition. Their 'cheek syncing' will be performed simultaneously with the baritone flatulent sounds of...


...Paris Hilton. She learned to make the sounds while filming a burger commercial ad and sliding along the hood of a sudsy car. She found the sounds helped her concentrate on studying for her GED, which stands for...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/4/2012 4:02:55 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/4/2012 4:05:58 AM   
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RE: So, One Day... - 2/4/2012 1:05:17 PM   
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Bob Hope seems to be excited about my ability to.....

...hook. A ball. On a fairway. In golf." She clarified. Of course, the reporter she was speaking to hardly noted her comments, as he was too busy staring at...

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RE: So, One Day... - 2/4/2012 1:23:11 PM   
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