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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 1:08:20 AM

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Of course I gnu that!!

Damn Marjorie!

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 2:25:37 AM

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I wonder if you guys think I should help my next door neighbor, single, who says she needs help with her entertainment system. Below is a photo of her trying to figure out what she is doing. What do you think I should do????

Sorry just got here. Not sure if you will be able to help, I can't see if that's a Sony or a Samsung, Blue Ray or just regular DVD. Need some high Definition I guess.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 2:29:33 AM

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I wonder if you guys think I should help my next door neighbor, single, who says she needs help with her entertainment system. Below is a photo of her trying to figure out what she is doing. What do you think I should do????

Sorry just got here. Not sure if you will be able to help, I can't see if that's a Sony or a Samsung, Blue Ray or just regular DVD. Need some high Definition I guess.

Thank God you are here. We are all counting on you to help.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 3:08:29 AM

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I wonder if you guys think I should help my next door neighbor, single, who says she needs help with her entertainment system. Below is a photo of her trying to figure out what she is doing. What do you think I should do????

I call BS.
That picture is in The Wargamer forums. Proubly where you got it.
I also submit that if you have to ask what to do in that situation you're either scared of women or gay.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 4:05:37 AM

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When I look at the photo I see several possible Entertainment Systems with various possible configurations. I suggest some 'trial and error' tests - plug this in here and that in there, jiggle this, wiggle that, turn this knob up, that knob down, etc. Eventually something may turn on.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 4:25:54 AM

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What ever you do, if you want any chance whatsoever of getting that girl, don't tell her that you're a computer wargamer that participates in a game forum with other wargamers.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 4:55:22 AM

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I wonder if you guys think I should help my next door neighbor, single, who says she needs help with her entertainment system. Below is a photo of her trying to figure out what she is doing. What do you think I should do????

I call BS.
That picture is in The Wargamer forums. Proubly where you got it.
I also submit that if you have to ask what to do in that situation you're either scared of women or gay.

I was wrong. She's not a dwarf. Rather, it's a porcelain action-figure that Parusski picked up on Ebay. Happens every day on the Internet. The shortage of proper cotton-briefs for women being what it is, regrettable as this might be, this is parusski's future.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 9:52:20 AM

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What ever you do, if you want any chance whatsoever of getting that girl, don't tell her that you're a computer wargamer that participates in a game forum with other wargamers.

Warspite1

Sound advice

Footballer, Fireman, Astronaut, CEO of a multinational - Good; Wargamer (board or computer) - Not so good

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 9:56:37 AM

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When I look at the photo I see several possible Entertainment Systems with various possible configurations. I suggest some 'trial and error' tests - plug this in here and that in there, jiggle this, wiggle that, turn this knob up, that knob down, etc. Eventually something may turn on.

Warspite1

Very good advice!! I think that when entertainment systems don't work it can be very frustrating (ahem..or so I'm told). I think that you have hit the nail on the head sPzAbt653; don't get frustrated or angry, just take your time. I would find a comfy chair, sit the entertainment system on your lap, play around with a few things and see what comes up. All will be working fine in due course I'm sure.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 9:58:44 AM

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I wonder if you guys think I should help my next door neighbor, single, who says she needs help with her entertainment system. Below is a photo of her trying to figure out what she is doing. What do you think I should do????

I call BS.
That picture is in The Wargamer forums. Proubly where you got it.
I also submit that if you have to ask what to do in that situation you're either scared of women or gay.

I was wrong. She's not a dwarf. Rather, it's a porcelain action-figure that Parusski picked up on Ebay. Happens every day on the Internet. The shortage of proper cotton-briefs for women being what it is, regrettable as this might be, this is parusski's future.

Warspite1

PoE I must say I respectfully disagree with you there. The briefs being worn by the young lady in question are not only perfectly adequate, but I think should be made compulsory; indeed I wear nothing else.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 10:08:02 AM

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Nah, I would prefer to help her without an audience. LOL

Just an address will do. I will think of some reason to have to go to wherever she is.

FINE. 666-69 Hyacinth B. Avenue, Uttoxeter, Englandia in care of Robert of Uttox.

Warspite1

Is that referring to what I think it is? If so LOL

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 10:13:37 AM

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A particular phrase from the great Kenneth Williams from the British "Carry On" movies when confronted with something "colourful" shall we say!

Warspite1

Point of order here teddy - are you sure Kenneth Williams said that?? That was Dick Emery surely? Ohh you are awful, but I like you.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 1:43:41 PM

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Is that referring to what I think it is? If so LOL

Thank, thank you very much. It is TIME people appreciate my brilliant comedic touch.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 2:05:58 PM

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Is that referring to what I think it is? If so LOL

Thank, thank you very much. It is TIME people appreciate my brilliant comedic touch.

Oh sorry, missed that hilarious English Humor.

ROFLMAO

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 2:11:51 PM

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Is that referring to what I think it is? If so LOL

Thank, thank you very much. It is TIME people appreciate my brilliant comedic touch.

Oh sorry, missed that hilarious English Humor.

ROFLMAO

How lovely you have stepped down from that thrown to insult me. I remain a loyal subject.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 2:23:20 PM

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Warspite1

Is that referring to what I think it is? If so LOL

Thank, thank you very much. It is TIME people appreciate my brilliant comedic touch.

Oh sorry, missed that hilarious English Humor.

ROFLMAO

Warspite1

I think i've missed something here....

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 2:33:21 PM

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I think i've missed something here....

Yeah, me too. So I did what I always do when unsure of any situation-I babble.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 2:36:44 PM

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I think i've missed something here....

Yeah, me too. So I did what I always do when unsure of any situation-I babble.

Warspite1

I assumed you were talking Hyacinth Bouquet??

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 2:49:32 PM

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I think i've missed something here....

That would certainly be a consistant theme.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 2:49:56 PM

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I assumed you were talking Hyacinth Bouquet??

You assumed correctly. Treat yourself to some Ambrose PB.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 2:51:47 PM

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I think i've missed something here....

That would certainly be a consistant theme.

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Indeed so - I am getting somewhat confused in my frail dotage....

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 2:52:17 PM

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I assumed you were talking Hyacinth Bouquet??

You assumed correctly. Treat yourself to some Ambrose PB.

Warspite1

Ah, perhaps not so confused

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 3:10:53 PM

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Well, Paruuski, did you go over? You had all night.

Did you get to play around with her "entertainment system"?

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 3:14:20 PM

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Well, Paruuski, did you go over? You had all night.

Did you get to play around with her "entertainment system"?

Yeah I went over. I broke her "entertainment system"

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 3:16:00 PM

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Well, Paruuski, did you go over? You had all night.

Did you get to play around with her "entertainment system"?

Yeah I went over. I broke her "entertainment system"

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Harsh!

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 3:17:30 PM

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We all tried to hint that that was delicate equipment.

Not like your typical Wyoming sheep.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 10:30:44 PM

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A particular phrase from the great Kenneth Williams from the British "Carry On" movies when confronted with something "colourful" shall we say!

Warspite1

Point of order here teddy - are you sure Kenneth Williams said that?? That was Dick Emery surely? Ohh you are awful, but I like you.

KW reportedly said it on "Round the Horne" and I can visualise Ken saying it too. DE added "but I like You" so not to plagiarise our Ken - reportedly.
Like I said, I can see KW saying that even now.

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 10:34:37 PM

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ORIGINAL: teddy

A particular phrase from the great Kenneth Williams from the British "Carry On" movies when confronted with something "colourful" shall we say!

Warspite1

Point of order here teddy - are you sure Kenneth Williams said that?? That was Dick Emery surely? Ohh you are awful, but I like you.

KW reportedly said it on "Round the Horne" and I can visualise Ken saying it too. DE added "but I like You" so not to plagiarise our Ken - reportedly.
Like I said, I can see KW saying that even now.

Warspite1

Ahh right thanks. I can certainly visualise him saying it in that superior, nasally tone

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/8/2012 11:03:41 PM

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You Are Awful, But I Like You'

< Message edited by parusski -- 4/8/2012 11:05:55 PM >

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RE: My neighbor needs help - 4/10/2012 3:27:49 AM

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I wonder if you guys think I should help my next door neighbor, single, who says she needs help with her entertainment system. Below is a photo of her trying to figure out what she is doing. What do you think I should do????