Bullwinkle58
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ORIGINAL: Bullwinkle58 "Blasts" come in many flavors. A Facebook friend I once had quite a bit of sex with recently became a grandmother. Not only is one, she looks like one. Sobering in its own right. Fortunately, I have not changed a whit. As I look up old school friends I'm reminded of that great line from "Grosse Pointe Blank", delivered by Joan Cusack. It's to the effect that when she went to her HS reunion all the people "seemd to have SWELLED." TMI! TMI! TMI! This is more information than I wanted to know about Bullwinkle on an epic scale! I sense a tiny, eensy, weesie discordance in your request, counselor. TMI cannot be matched with "more, please." Let me just leave you with one visual to tide you over as you slave away at 19th C. minutiae. Picture a fraternity Halloween party, circa late-70s. Picture me as Fred Flintstone. (Fits, but boring.) Picture "Wilma": blonde, six feet, mostly legs, and equipped by Mother Nature for a man-overboard drill--if you know what I mean. Brown one-piece minidress, barefoot, no upper-deck visible means of support. And, the best part, REAL chicken bones in her hair. (Sorry, Chickenboy, but they died well. And oh so tasty!) She drove 400 miles for that party. I felt I owed her a good time.
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The Moose
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