Bullwinkle58
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ORIGINAL: Canoerebel Who's been doing the beating up in this game, really? Isn't it apparent that the Allies are doing remarkably well, especially given the disparity in aircraft pools? I've said all this before, but permit me to say it again: Channeling your opponent, however: 1. The Allies have retained the initiative more or less since late Spring of '42. John's been reacting to Allied moves in the Aluetians, then Gilberts, then the big Oz feint, and now Sumatra. Yes, but BANZAI! 2. As a result, he's failed to expand anywhere close to his normal perimiter (with the exception of New Caledonia). It's all good because, you know, BANZAI!! 3. He's taken it on the chin in the air war (losing 3k more aircraft than the Allies to date). The Power of BANZAI renders your points moot! 4. The war at sea has been tough on both sides, I think, but the Allies have done pretty well overall, I believe, especially in sinking cruisers and destroyers. Our shipyards are in BANZAI Mode. Soon hundreds of replacements will sally forth like grunion running in the surf. Or, umm, something. But, BANZAI!!!! 5. The Allies repeatedly take the high ground and force the enemy to attack (Longstreet's methodology, of course). Thus far John's been able to handle things in the Aluetians and Gilberts, but he's still struggling in Sumatra to regain what he's lost. Longstreet was not under the true warrior's BANZAI curtain. Also, he smelled of rancid butter. BANZAI!!!! 6. This may seem a small thing, but John lost Medan for a month. When he recaptured it, the oil production and refinery were destroyed. I think that has certain long-term affects on him. Nonsense! Our ships run on pure BANZAIness. BANZAIitiude. BANZAIishness. One of those stupid English-isms. To date, the Allies have considerably more territory than normal, have efficiently attrited the enemy at sea and in the air (to my reckoning, anyhow), and John's been totally in react mode for a year. Now the Allies are about ready to begin the true offensive stage of the game, rather than the spoiling attack stage. Weak-kneed, Mickey Mouse-loving, fight-like-girls Allies shall fall to their bellies and beg forgiveness for violating the realm of the BANZAI! I now leave you with you with the pure, fiveple-dog-dare-you uber-BANZAI. BANZAI!! BANZAI!! BANZAI!! BANZAI!! BANZAI!! (Eat a hamburger, American Dog!) All in good fun of course. Not a whit of truth here.
< Message edited by Bullwinkle58 -- 2/15/2016 6:35:09 PM >
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