Orm
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Joined: 5/3/2008 From: Sweden Status: offline
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[Early summer 1939] Listen, I know I said that the Sudetenland was the limit of my territorial desires, but well I kind of forgot about Poland when I said that. So if the British and French can allow me to grab Poland, I promise that will be it – no more territorial acquisitions…..and they can trust me on this, I give them my personal guarantee! [Later, on hearing the news that Chamberlain has promised to come to Poland’s aide] What!!! But those pesky Poles are standing in the way of the creation of a new, better, Europe lead by the master race (well led by ME actually!). Me ol’ mucker Benito has agreed to join us (I know I can always rely on my friend Mussolini right?) and just now Ribbentrop has concluded business with Stalin. Russia will not interfere with my plans – suckers!!. England and France are led by fools and they will not act, even with their stupid guarantees!!. And who cares what US thinks? They have plans to take over all of Asia and America themselves. Besides, our Japanese friends will keep those Americans too busy to interfere in our affairs. What do they care about Poland anyway? [Working himself up into a rage…as usual] Poland! How dare they deny ME our land! Danzig is German! Germans living in Polish slavery! The people demand that we free Danzig! My people expect me to do something when they just insult us when they deny our humble demands to give us the Polish corridor. How dare they! I will show them who they insult! My panzers will show them! Luftwaffe will crush their armies as the ants they are! My Generals, we need to free our people from their chains. We need to free Europe from their fool leaders and the first step is to free Poland and incorporate it into our mighty Fatherland. We demand it! Make it happen. Germany was stabbed in the back 20-years ago, it is now time for revenge! We will invade immediately…well as soon as Orm has finished setting up the Poles and I have found the dice. [an aide whispers in Adolf’s ear] What? No Dice? World in Flames is on computer? Oh great! Er… what’s a computer?......
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